- Thursday, August 31, 2000 17:44

You know, I think I'm one of the only few people who wouldn't take a cable connection for granted (OH, BUT IT'S SHARED BANDWIDTH), because anything faster than 31k is so much better. I guess that's why karma dictates that if I don't mind the occasional shutdowns of service, then it has to be threatened by a fucking insane moron of a parental unit. Karma is fucking gay.

- Thursday, August 31, 2000 05:47

Today, in Diablo 2, I found an item for the best set in the game, Jack's set. It's called "Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise." Now all I have to do is find the Smirking Revenge (a gun with holes drilled in it) and Bitter Rejection (a bar of soap... with holes drilled in it) and I'll have the whole set!

- Wednesday, August 30, 2000 19:25

Just as we expected, mom obviously "cut a deal" making us "sign a contract" for whatever because we don't "appreciate anything." So we won't be moving out. This happens a couple times a year anyway--her threatening to make us move in with our dad (who got severe brain damage in a motorcycle accident before we were born) or move into a group home or some such. She did still say that they were cutting off our internet, or some shit. If you want to find out if we still have the internet, up to the minute, call us. 734-422-3683

- Tuesday, August 29, 2000 15:14

I was going to post on the message board that we appear to still be here, but the message board is so slow that I can't even get to it. So I might as well post here. Still no disconnection yet. Could've been bullshit in the first place! But still, go ahead and call us if you want. I LIKE TALKING TO PEOPLE. Anyway, in the meantime, I'll probably end up spending most of my net time playing UT or Quake 3 now. Or Q3F. Or maybe Counter-Strike! And certainly not thinking about moving out, which is what mom says we HAVE to do on the first of the next month. Which is not only a couple days from now, but probably also bullshit. Oh yeah, everyone go to x-ploited.net and vote dust off, FOREVER.

- This page was last updated on Tuesday, August 29, 2000 13:36.

Still here, still alive. For the time being. Anyway, I went to x-ploited.net for some crazy reason and saw this on the poll results: de_aztec: 73 cs_assault2k: 119 cs_siege: 62 de_cbble: 70 de_dust: 108 A poll for what map we want removed. Dust needs a few hundred more votes.

- Monday, August 28, 2000 11:17

Mom decided to get our cable service disconnected. If you want to know why, just go ahead and call here at 734-422-3683. And call collect. DIAL 1-800-COLLECT! :) Or some shit.

- Sunday, August 27, 2000 18:59

Finally added those color logos to the files page, and I made some new buttons that link to the AIM files directory, and the soon-to-be-existing reviews directory.

- Sunday, August 27, 2000 17:32

http://x-entertainment.com/forum/messages/9003.html Probably soon to be deleted.

- Sunday, August 27, 2000 16:30

Neptune Salad (10:57:19 PM): New Counter-Strike beta is out. Belac111 (10:57:31 PM): Alright And we got Unreel Ternamint, too. So we can spread ClansRGay everywhere!

- Saturday, August 26, 2000 00:05

BY GRABTHOR'S HAMMER, I SHALL AVENGE YOU By the way, I'm sure that 50 of those 80 names are just times that I changed my name with the ClansRGay tag still there. Or something!

- This page was last updated on Friday, August 25, 2000 06:07.

Beware clans! I just checked the CLQ, and there's about 80 other people running around the HL mod world with our tag in their name. Cool.

- Thursday, August 24, 2000 19:31

Lewis Black says the CD is in the mail. I can't wait.

- This page was last updated on Thursday, August 24, 2000 18:14.

OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alright, gonna try to just go to sleep or somehting after this. 1: Most people don't like VH, because they're too interested in their piano rape or Cure or really "like deep meaningful stuff." Sadly, these people are morons and their music sucks ass. Even worse (!) is that VH is a fucking awesome band. Most people think of VH as just a party hearty band, but way back in the 70's they were putting out more meaningful songs than any stupid piano rape bullshit. And they put out a lot of it. VH is better than your favorite band. And 2: Just because something is popular in the "underground" doesn't make it instantly awesome. Most underground stuff sucks ass. You know what is awesome? Led Zeppelin never put out a single. EVER. Never did they release a 2 song disc, costing about half the price of a 8 song album. They didn't grant many interviews, but they're still one of the most legendary and popular bands on the planet. They and Sabbath helped CREATE the music known as Heavy Metal. Now Kiss was made famous because of the mystery behind who the band members were. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kiss released a shitload of crappy singles that sucked and did every publicity stunt imaginable, along with releasing a fucktillion pounds of garbage merchandise. Fuck that queerness.

- This page was last updated on Thursday, August 24, 2000 17:46.

When VH's first album was released, it was monumental. Some of the best guitar work ever. For a record company today, it would take about a trillion dollars to mimic VH's career with, say, Blikn 182. And that would involve a ton of stuido effects and a million manhours of messing with the tapes and such. Eddie just plays, and it's awesome. To think that in 1978, something as awesome as that was made, it's just insane. And of course, I missed out on that by several years. I suppose that all the guys in VH totally lost respect for Kiss, which is nice. True story: Gene Simmon's demo he finacned for VH went NOWHERE, and the band was actually discovered by a guy named Mo Ostin, who caught a show a year after the demo was released, and signed them. Gene was just trying to slowly lure Eddie into Kiss, probably to replace Kiss' guitar players. And of course, Eddie's a musician not a rock star, so he basically told Gene to FUCK OFF WITH YOUR PAINTED GAYNESS AND ACTION FIGURES AND LUNCH BOXES, I'll do it my own way. Total fucking professional, as opposed to Kiss.

- This page was last updated on Thursday, August 24, 2000 03:47.

All radio stations suck. When I was in middle school, I had to take the bus. This bus had a radio in it. That might be good or bad in any situation, it was bad in ours. The bus driver always kept it at easily listening, which made sense because the bus was always packed full of a bunch of bratty brats. How bad are radio stations in general? EVERY SINGLE DAY, we all heard Walking on Broken Glass and that Billy Joel song about walking in his sleep or whatever. Everyfuckingday, on this bus ride. Did these DJs ever hear of anything not on the billboard top 20? All radio stations play a format nowadays. It all adds up to all the stations playing singles instead of good songs. Fuck that. Man am I tired.

- This page was last updated on Thursday, August 24, 2000 02:05.

dreamingfromthewaistsuccesstory.zip I know you love it. Shit, I want to work on that svencoop map I started about half a year ago. It was a nice idea, and while I scrapped the helicopter battles already for sure, it's still sure to be a fun map. It will probably end up being more fun when I uninstall, reinstall, patch, smoke pot, and start working on my old map again with worldcrtaf. Now I want to get to work on some singleplayer maps. Man, life is hard when you're not trained for it. I feel like I wanna break out of the house.

- Wednesday, August 23, 2000 11:44

Here's a sad story about what addiction will do to you. I just fished around in my garbage can, under a Lunchables "Mega pack" Deep Dish Pizza bocks--er, box, a plastic bag, huge lint-like collections of dust I peeled off the ceiling fan blades this morning, a light bulb, a few cans of tuna fish salad mix, another Lunchables Mega pack, nachos this time, along with bags and pouches and containers from all the above food items, many many candy wrappers, paper plates with ashes on them from when I emptied out the ash tray into the garbage. All this so I could go in and get the pack of Swisher Sweets cigars I threw away a few days ago (because I figured they were so harsh and nasty that I should stop smoking them), and pluck the remaining two mini cigars from them. I'm still smoking one of them right now, and the other one is in the ash tray waiting for me to light it up. And they smell like cherry flavored Chap Stick. While I was typing this, the cigar went out. So now I have to relight it. And if there's anything harsher than one of these cigars, it's a relit cigar. Or a double-relit, actually. Which will probably happen. And then the second one will be a quintuple relit cigar by the time I finish it. No wonder these damn things are harsh.

- Wednesday, August 23, 2000 10:53

This is what makes it all worth while. Quiet synth noodling = time to turn it up to 140 decibiles so that the guitar kick-in sounds like a fucking wall of screaming hell noise projected right into my fucking fuckskull, so I can actually feel my brain vibrating as Keith Moon blasts the bass drum again. So now I know what it felt like when Pete was standing next to Keith's drum kit at the end of their appearance on Smother's Brothers. This is the only REAL way to listen to MOTHERFUCKING music.

- Wednesday, August 23, 2000 08:45

Time for another new AIM log. COMPLETELY POINTLESS TO ADD A PERSONAL COVERSATION BETWEEN MYSELF AND SOME OTHER GUY. BrentekcsentertainmentBBSDBZfriend.htm Oops, I just posted it anyway, too bad. I just realized that all this AIM log posting is a derivative of this site. Brent says that everything is a derivative of something, though. Of course, he just says that because he's a giant derivative of me. And I mean GIANT.

- Wednesday, August 23, 2000 07:50

You know, derivatives are a good thing! Mainly, when it comes to the public, they will refuse to enjoy, tolerate, or pay attention to something that is TOO different or original. That is the nature of humanity. We all need something that looks like something we have at least already seen once, so it will be familiar, therefore we can enjoy it more. Even if it sucks, at least it's familiar, therefore we can still like it. I'm starting to sound like Calvin and Hobbes now. THAT'S A GOOD THING. Time for a mental road trip. If I were to ever get a tattoo, it would be a huge one of Calvin and Hobbes, on my back. And I'd be one step closer to fitting the description of a serial killer, of course. I've mentioned this already. Hey, WASSUP? :) LOL! What's up? Hey, what's going on? Hello, lol. :) Hey there, LOL! :) Check out my interview page! New interview up for the year of 1999! I sure do hate smilies. Here's a complete list of all the smilies I like, even though I'll admit to myself IN PRIVATE (God forbid I actually tell someone what I know is true) that some of the smilies I have on the list are fucking Godawful symbols of fucking trendy idiocy--not that there's anything wrong with that. God forbid I tell one of my fucking queer overweight lazy friends that their fucking stupid "emote" is fucking stupid, and their friends who like them are fucking idiots, which is part of the reason why they like them, THE OTHER REASON BEING THAT YOU ARE ALL PART OF A GARGANTUAN SQUISHY TRENDY GROUP OF LOSERS WITH NO LIFE. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Not that there's anything wrong with that killed God. I'm bitter about it because I used to be one of those people, until I realized I was being conditioned to hate and shun originality and intelligent creativity and reasonable thought, and I was being menetally ripped off. I need some more cigs. :( unhappiface lol:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!+ That's my dramatic reenactment of my life, circa a year or two ago. I will now emote, in "prose," "out loud," that I am taking a small bow, and curtsy. Then I will say "goes to eat food, LOL:)" which is a sign that I need to be motherfucking exterminated.

- Wednesday, August 23, 2000 05:01

So I guess this is our fan base. This is the minority group we appeal to. By the way, I was watching some Rocko's Modern Life today, and it reminded me just how much that show KILLED GOD.

- Wednesday, August 22, 2000 [or something, I forgot the timestamp on this, and fixed it the next day or some shit]

In the vein of detonate.net, some other queer site has put up their own "bastardization" of The Matrix, this time mainly based off the game that FUCKING KILLED GOD, Half-Life. And it's not bad either. Half-Life killed God. Half-Life: it sure did kill God! By the way, I was thinking, maybe I could make my own "bastardization" of The Matrix, or some movie! And then a second later, I figured NO, I don't want to. Good thing too, it means I'm at least a tad original. A tad tad.

- Tuesday, August 22, 2000 15:00

I now have two different screamingly hilarious and witty internet aliases right now: "Nepchewn" (Neptune Salad) and "Creexul." Which is one more than I need. But really, it's TWO more than I need, because my real name is Jhoh Cable. That seems like a fine enough "alias" because sometimes people just don't believe that it's my real name--or they say "wow that's a cool name," or some such hilarious insanity. However, I don't use it because I already have a relative named Jhoh Cable (an uncle). And so let's not get us two mixed up! There's no one else in our immediate family named Jsoh Cable, though, so he can actually use that. I will just keep going by Nepchewn or Creexul.

- Tuesday, August 22, 2000 07:44

Many moons have passed since the worms went to war Onwards and upwards, bigger weapons than before Boggy B took cover, he shivered on patrol The arms race crazy, simply way out of control ;_;

- Monday, August 21, 2000 06:45

[This update is going to raise the standards of rambling that my site currently has. You can consider that your warning.] You might notice that the guestbook still works on that old site. "Comments: Gnifty page. Hope to see more stuff... Especially AGFF stuff! 0;) Also, I see my smiley made it onto the list. You've got good taste. 0;)" 0;) LOL What a fucking loser. I can't believe I used to talk to this moron on a daily basis. "Night Angel." Actually, I CAN. But I have to say that I can't for good measure, or whatever. The internet is fucking gay. That reminds me of a really old post I found recently. Someone on the newsgroup posted a picture of some Playboy bunny or some such, with little wings drawn in with Paint really cheap, saying "It's a picture of Night Angel!" (Pretty cliched name by the way--we later found out through a REAL picture that she was indeed fat, and considered herself a "goth.") And then everyone got up in arms about it, and this Night Whore loser claimed that it hurt her feelings so much and she felt bad about herself or some bullshit, and that it made her actually consider leaving the group (DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). The saddest thing was that the entire newsgroup saw itself as this ultimate gathering of intellectuals and "cool people" or some shit, and I fell in with that whole thing. That's all part of the long story. So long that I should never dare actually ATTEMPT to recall all of it here. Besides, none of it is really important because it's really just a child's newsgroup, something that you GROW out of. It's also a gargantuan spawning ground for trendy Japanabes, though, and therefore it must be DESTROYED, and the "regs" executed and their families vaporized and made to watch their children's heads explode, IN THAT ORDER. I'm sure you understand. Anyway, Jsoh wrote this mail specifically to the fat cow, asking her if it really was a problem that he was MAKING FUCKING JOKES about it, God fucking forbid someone have a sense of humor about something PLAIN-AND-SIMPLE STUPID. She replied to him replying to some other loser (Paradox--ANOTHER CREATIVE NAME), who obviously had/has emotional problems and no sense of humor. This was from Jsoh's (and my) early days of the internet, so we were still kind of innocent and pretty much not that original, but still he has a good point about that loser who was VERY ANGRY AT HIM, RAR. (And I'm pretty sure Jsoh wanted to fuck her--as did I back then, along with everyone else on the newsgroup because none of us had lives.) But after Jsoh made these comments, EVERYONE hated him because he was "making fun of the situation" and blah blah it's pretty fucking disgusting and it took me way too long to realize that all those people are fucking assfucks with no brains. Here's the post: >>> Neptune Salad wrote >> > By the way, what do you see in that guy? Is it because he's rich, and >> > you're a gold digger? >> > What what WHAT!? >> > >> > And, will you sleep with me? Not fuck, but just share a sleeping >> quarters, >> > and then you fall asleep and I grope you like a madman. >> > >> > Just kidding. Y'know. Sense of humor. Getting my laugh on. >> > > >One of the regs says: > >> Let me guess, this is Nep right. We need to have a little talk, soon. > >NA, do we? Is it really such a big deal, because I've seen much worse >happen to me. You got off easy, it's just a stupid ass picture, and >everyone knows it. It's not like we all said "Is that really NA, or not? >Because she's hot". It was pretty funny to me, but for you, it should've >been just a simple annoyance. It's nothing to be bothered with. You >should see some of the fuckers *I* had to deal with, on other NGs. And I >handled them quite well. there's a difference between a joke, and this. a joke would have been someone posting a silly animated cartoon of a woman with wings, under their own name. I would have thought that was funny. But someone posted this using a header that implicated one of my best friends, and I thought that I was going to have to leave the group. In fact, if my parents were to ever find out about this, I would have to leave, almost undoubtably. We'll get to why this made me mad in a minute.... >> > > > Nep's brother >> > > > Any more fanfics from NA? >> > > >> > > like what? newsgroup fan-fics, or FFVI fan-fics? because I've got >> some >> > > of each that I'm working on... >> > >> > Specifically the "Bail" fic. I *love* the writing, it's so much better >> > that the >> > >> > NA: Write like this >> > >> > style, where the name is just put up in front of the words. >> > >> > Nep >> > Likes long wings, hee hee >> > >> >> How did I know. Look, kid. Someone's hurt NA. Most of us take that >VERY >> personally. > >Too personally. Sometimes, there is a difference between being protecting, >and being a pussy. And Paradox has done an Olympic style leap over that >line, breaking the world record, with Atma in second... I think that what he was saying, was that since I didn't take this as a joke, then maybe you shouldn't bug me about it, hmmmm? >> If you have any sense, any remarks made to or about NA will be >> at least respectful for the next few days. > >A sense of humor can be quite helpful at times. It's always appreciated. I agree wholeheartedly. (or at least with as much of a heart as I have.... ;) hey, I am supposed to be evil after all...) but maybe now isn't the time? >> Setting the rules of decent behavior for you is getting to be a habit. > >Well, at least I'll let you speak for yourself unlike: > >> Paradox >> (and an angry Paradox at that) > >Don't mean to sound like a jerk, but if he can't take this, then he should >just stay away from real life, because in "RL", most people have a sense of >humor. > >This can't be a problem with you. It's too silly.< no, it IS a problem with me. it's not just that it made me angry, although it certainly did that..... It's creepy. You see, most likely, whoever did this thought he was being funny..... only there's the tinyest chance that whoever did it is some sort of internet stalker or something.... It creeps me out. I feel as though someone's watching me.... and I hate it. I'm no wimp, online or in real life, but I know my limitations. If someone attacked me with a knife, I'd pull my own, (because, you see, I really do carry a knife or several) and I would fight my best, and I hope I'd cut the mess out of whoever tried it, but I know I couldn't beat someone much larger than me. This scared me. the internet is where I can be whatever I want to. I'm painfully shy in real life, but on here I make friends easily. and it really disturbs me to think that one of my friends might have done this. I hate the uncertianity. I hate the Someone-is watching-me feeling. And I hate myself for being frightened by it. Night Angel Just a little backstory on what a fucking loser at least one of the people who signed my old guestbook is. A hint into my secret and mysterious internet past. A part that I now look back on in laughter, because it was just plain fuckin gay. Gay... like perhaps a clan!

- Sunday, August 20, 2000 13:21

I actually read my own old GeoCities site for the first time in a year or something, now that I have it uploaded. First, I'm leaving all the links there, no matter how broken. And I'm also leaving the content as it is, now matter how ABSOLUTELY SHITTY. I remembered at the last minute the auto popup window with my fucking newsgroup sig in it, because I thought the quotes of my friends and stuff from movies was SO HILARIOUS. And plus the picture on the front that doesn't work; I'm not changing that. It was just the "interview crab" picture, enlarged and clipped off with just the face, framed by some fancy frizzle frame that I put in with Kai's Photo Soap. I apparently deleted it or some shit. I sort of wish I still had it, because it actually looked not half bad. Unlike the rest of the site. In fact, with it there on the site, it would only make the site as a whole look GAYER. But that's part of the reason why I want the pic still there. Oh yeah, one other note, that Action Half-Life German art site that the creator "took down" because they hated the new Half-Life patch SO MUCH, is back up apparently under new management. Did I already post about this? I think so. But I should just repeat it, because it's fucking hilarious. I also have that page saved from when the site was down. I'll link to that now. HERE. And now that guy is long gone, forgotten about like a fucking ghost, a person who is worthless and whiny and outdated, like a fucking PUSSYCUNT WHORE. They probably got their head ripped off by a bus slamming into their face as they stuck their head out into traffic so they could see if a car was coming down the street. And then their corpse is raped. I think that's what would happen if there was justice in nature.

- Sunday, August 20, 2000 11:54

Downloaded the demo for Tribes, and I loved it.

- Sunday, August 20, 2000 11:42

I figured that, for posterity (i.e. so you can fucking laugh your ass off at me and how I thought I was so funny and interesting and creative--unlike now where I actually AM so Goddamn screamingly hilarious that you can't even comprehend it), I'd put up my old site. I squished all the pages down into a tiny little zip file, but it's all still there, with the simplistic and somewhat annoying blue text on green background. Don't go there looking for a button back to this site, because there won't be one. I'm even leaving up my old ICQ and AIM name and e-mail address, so do not become confused. If you want the password to the Neptune Sd AIM name, though, I think the password is "IloveMerry" or some shit. It used to be my AIM password (it was easy for me to remember), but then I changed it so I could just get that over with--that's a long LONG and sad and pathetic story about me that no one wants to hear, because it's gay and full of asspounding faggotry. And then when I got the new Neptune Salad AIM name, I just changed the Neptune Sd password back to IloveMerry as a joke. A hilarious joke. Of course, I already gave out the Neptune Sd password to a newsgroup, so they might've signed on it and changed it. Who can say? According to an associate, the password is invalid. Oh well.

- Sunday, August 20, 2000 11:32

That Worldnet story is really short now that I think about putting it down in text. We picked Worldnet at first, and then they switched from unlimited to ONLY 200 hours a month or something. Or maybe 50 hours, I dunno. It makes it sound better when I suggest it could've been 50 hours, because we ended up with a TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR SERVICE BILL. Then we were stuck without the internet for a while which apparently depressed me because I tried as hard as I could to keep in contact with my internet friends, and when I got back they didn't really care a whole lot (or at least some of the people I cared about, too fucking much). All I did was think about the internet until I got back to find out that people didn't spend all THEIR time thinking about ME. And that upset me, I think. I dunno, I think I just felt good to be back. Maybe I'm a giant fucking loser. But thank God I moved on. All thanks to my wonderful Ozzy and AC/DC and =VH= albums! Or Satan worshipping. You know, 666 is the one for you and meeeeeeee. WOAAAAAAAAAA A morning full of Cherry Coke and cigarettes = these recent updates. Can you say Mr. Tinkertrain? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Sunday, August 20, 2000 11:16

I remember back when I was 14 or 15, or 16 (so around 1995), I was first introduced to the internet-web thing, via my sister who was a big nerd and had a net connection. So I'd go over her place sometimes to go surfing around strictly for Calvin and Hobbes fan sites--I was really REALLY big on C&H back then. As I was being introduced to the internet trends constantly, the one I found to be just absolutely flat-out stupid from the very start were these silly "emoticon" things. People using a colon and an end parenthesis to make a happy face. How fucking sappy can you get? So I got a computer a couple years later, and a year after that a net connection (the whole "AT&T Worldnet" story is a completely other rant). And as I gained my round of faggoty and stupid internet friends, who were all giant losers--but respected me, so I liked them WHICH WAS MY FATAL FLAW--I began emulating them and growing accustomed to actually using these gay fucking smilies. ;) I would always end a sentence by hitting ctrl 3 on AIM, which would create that little yellow graphical smilie that looked like its face was bashed because one eye was one pixel and the other eye was five or some shit. And then in newsgroup posts I'd end sentences with :) or ;). It was probably the worst period in my life, which I draw the most shame from. I even had a web site back then on GeoCities which was mainly personal, stuff about me or my boring interests, along with some other stuff which I passed for content (and I have to admit to myself that, as a personal site, it was actually more redeeming than just "HERE'S SOME PICTURES OF ME, AND HERE'S ONE OF MY CAT LOL :) MY FAVORITE BANDS ARE BOB SEGER AND NIRVANA"). There is one thing, though, that I've kept from my queer-ass-fucking smilie-happy days. ^_^ Isn't that the fucking cutest thing you ever saw? Doesn't it just make you want to HUG? One last note, to clear my good internet name--ON THE INTERNET!--I never really ever used LOL, ever, seriously. I never laughed out loud at anything anyone said, aside from my brother. Even when I was talking about my tortured gothy soul :) or some shit like that, I never said LOL. And even if I had a reason to, I probably wouldn't. Besides, a lot of people using the internet just aren't funny. Not even REMOTELY. However. Oops, no, this is the end of the update. How did that "however" get there? I guess I ended up typing in between two thoughts. Hey, check out that Jang Bong picture below! Doesn't it make you want to smoke pot and rape women?

- Sunday, August 20, 2000 05:08

Everybody must become stoned.

- Sunday, August 20, 2000 05:07

It's been a few hours, time to pour through all our entries! The winner is: ME! I WIN!!!!!!!!!! I didn't even send in an entry to myself! Keep tabs on ClansRGay for our next contest, where you can win a brand new 2001 Choox! Exclaimation point!

- Saturday, August 19, 2000 23:03

Today I present a new feature to our barely existent site: our first ClansRGay contest! The rules to this one are fairly simple. I will give a phrase that you have to fill in, and whoever submits the best entry, to be judged by the ClansRGay judges (me, and maybe my brother), will be the winner! The winner will receive a ClansRGay t-shirt, made out of magical materials that can only be seen by someone with a "cynical and therefore hilarious" sense of humor. The phrase is this: 84% of women fantasize about rape, the other 16% ________________ This contest will last four business hours (in our business there is SIN!!!!!!!). We will not tell you how to submit your entires. HURRY, ONLY A LITTLE TIME IS LEFT!

- This page was last updated on Saturday, August 19, 2000 18:51.

I bought LZ2 with my allowintse today, so I'm gonna pack a fat ass bowl and fly into the fucking air.

- This page was last updated on Friday, August 18, 2000 15:01.

I think there is no worse thing on any multiplayer game than an admin who abuses his power. I was just banned from the gayest server ever, "Neophytes." The admins' both camped during dust, the server bans you for an hour and a half if you say "fuck" or "shit," and FF is on but you will be permenently banned for killing one team mate. Truly, a server with no fucking sense in it. I was banned by BOTH admins for pointing out their pathetic camping. On a fucking de map, that's just something you don't do. They should have banned themelves. All they did all fucking day was play dust. A 24 hour dust server. They used to play just assault2k and dust, but apparently they had another lobotomy. Factor in that I got a terrible ping on that server, and they really just did me a favor.

- Friday, August 18, 2000 08:58

And now I SHALL REIGN IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From a lacerated sky. :(

- Thursday, August 17, 2000 22:22

You know, I think that the best AI out of any game, EVER, has to be of the hirable NPCs in Diablo 2. The sheer brilliance of people who will fight along side you--minus the whining about lag, snatching up stuff they don't need that you do, whine that you're "casting too many firewalls" and ruining the game for them, trying to PK you by surprise, all while never even saying a word--is monumental. It's a sad testament to the average Bnet player when you create a game that actually says "no whiners" and no one joins. Not that I would ever do such a thing. Not that I'm so surprised by it all, either. But you know, I really DO want to play.

- Wednesday, August 16, 2000 02:25

Might as well add another AIM log too, FOR FUN: BrentCillkreek(sul)andJhoh.htm

- Tuesday, August 15, 2000 21:54

I flipped on some Quadrophenia and put myself into the job of finally updating the gallery with the horrendous assload of pictures we've had since our last update. But our gallery is the best gallery out of any web site even remotely related to video games or computers. Just thought you should know! And END OF FUCKING STORY--so no one can argue with me about the gallery being so good, because I said "end of fucking story," therefore negating any argument they can come up with. ANYWAY. Pages 57 to 77. An giant assload of pictures from Diablo 2 and CS and SvenCoop and such. I'm sure you can find the gallery from here, just look up a little tiny bit.

- Tuesday, August 15, 2000 18:42

We downloaded the Transformers movie on .asf (we will be deleting it after LESS THAN 24 hours!). I remember it being gay (as in gay enough to give me a giant pre-pubescent erection while watching it, back in 1989 or whenever), but damn, I don't remember the queer 20 minute long Scorpion song playing throughout the ENTIRE movie. This whole Transformers movie is a queertasm. God forbid I keep this crap on my hallowed hard drive more than 24 hours.

- Monday, August 14, 2000 13:49

New gallery update. Page 57 to Oops, I mean, update forthcoming. Maybe tomorrow. Or when this headache goes away. NOT RIGHT NOW I HAVE A HEADACHE LOL :)

- Monday, August 14, 2000 12:34

Sammy Hagar's entire career is a Pepsi commercial. It bears repeating.

- Monday, August 14, 2000 12:22

I did lose all my stuff. My gloves, boots, a nice gemmed helmet, amulet, rings, all of them needed to let me wear this Doom Suit full plate with 233 defense. So now that's stashed away in storage. Fortunately, Jsoh found for me an awesome sword! Even though I'm a sorceress... :( But, it's called the QUEERMASTICATE. How can you go wrong with that?

- This page was last updated on Sunday, August 13, 2000 23:29.

By the way, Jhoh did fix Half Life somehow. A few days ago in fact. But you know what? Some asshole on Battle.net stole all his stuff for his Diablo 2 character. Now he has crappy regular items and this fuck is rich. FUCK THAT SHIT.

- Saturday, August 12, 2000 15:46

In Diablo 2, Jsoh found the best unique amulet in the game possible. The "Shining Amulet of Queertasm," which raises your queernacity rating by +1, and it also gives you +1 to light radius.

- Thursday, August 10, 2000 13:41

Jsoh was looking for a Pete Townsend interview last night, to go with the "Baba O'Reily" comment from the My Generation - Very Best of The Who liner notes. This is the interview he was looking for, mainly for this quote: "'As recently as 1985,' he muses, 'I did a lecture at the Royal College of Art about the future of downloading music, and the audience walked out.'" By that, AND the story on the Baba synth riff, it looks like Pete really has an interest in the advancement of music and technology. Who says that computers are inhuman? THEY'RE DUMB OR SOMETHING, WHOEVER IT IS. All this starts making me think about the movie Pi.

- Thursday, August 10, 2000 13:31

Everclear is gayer than any clan.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, August 09, 2000 23:22.

Imagine that. 30 years ago, Jimi Hendrix recorded the one greatest song ever at the first Woodstock festival. A style of guitar playing that still hasn't been equalled. Now, 30 years from that, we have the leadsinger of the band EVERCLEAR telling us that the first Woodstock is why the world is so terrible now, because it created yuppies and the music is so old and "out of touch" with the modern world. Which the guy follows by going out on the stage at Woodstock 99 and reinventing the genre known as whine-core.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, August 09, 2000 20:23.

From My Generation, The best of the Who: Pete sez; "This was a number (Baba O'Riley) I wrote while I was doing these experiments with tapes on the synthesizer. Among my plans was to take a person out of the audience and feed information - hight, weight, autobiographical details - about the person into the synthesizer. The synthesizer would then select notes from the pattern of that person. It would be like translating a person into music. On this particular track I programmed the details about the life of Meher Baba and provieded the backing for the number." Fucking a.

- Wednesday, August 09, 2000 07:15

Here's today's AIM log, with some guy talking to my brother about his site. Pretty sad. I wouldn't trust my site with some guy who can't spell "you," and thinks that text instead of big flashy pointless buttons is "too confusing." What the fuck do you need "the whole deal" for on a FUCKING LEWIS BLACK SITE? Jsoh's statement about how he'd rather have "more content" is perfect. This AIM log is the personification of the battle of style vs. substance. Judging by people's criticisims of the site, though, people would rather have style instead of substance. Conversation. He's definitely not a real fucking bard. Not even close.

- Monday, August 07, 2000 06:11

Speaking of the POWAPUFFT GRRLZ, I made a new Half-Life color logo, of the Powerpuff Girls. Horay for them. Here. Remember to rename it to "pldecal." Update: just made an alternate version for those people (i.e. ME) who want to just have the ClansRGay tag everywhere they fucking can, here.

- Sunday, August 06, 2000 22:37

My brother saw a commercial for the upcoming Powerpuff Girls marathon on Cartoon Network, and he pointed out to me that they specifically mention the number of minutes of PPG that will be airing. 420 minutes. It's like they're TELLING you to smoke pot and watch Powerpuff Girls. And I bet a lot of people will.

- Sunday, August 06, 2000 06:58

In one of those logs, I use the psudo-word "homofagfucking" a whole bunch. I was just stuck on it. I also used "hurf" or "hurfingly hurfahurf" or whatever in those logs a lot too. Basically anything "quirky" I said those days on AIM, I said A LOT in those logs with my brother (that are filed away in the July section of old news). It's crazy!

- Sunday, August 06, 2000 05:42

By the way, those Sammy Hagar song parodies are dedicated to Qenny, a friend who recently passed away. I know that, if he can read this from heaven (where everyone has a OC-128 line or some such), he would certainly appreciate songs about tornados, Pepsi, AIDS, and wife beating would be dedicated to him. I'll probably post some old AIM logs of Jsoh and I talking to him. Not that they would be specifically flattering. By the way, I'm going to stuff all the July news into the old news. There's a lot of good stuff there!

- Sunday, August 06, 2000 05:35

A post I made on the CSNation comment boards. Just thought it was worth keeping. Especially since I had to type it all out myself, and then format it, even with the added bold and italics. (Remind me to command Megan to download this song, AT ALL COSTS.) Comment #6 Nepchewn Posted at 2:39 PDT on August 6 Registered (67 Posts) I left alone My mind was blank I needed time CHU think to get the memories from my mind What did I see? CAN I BELIEVE That what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy? Just what I saw In my own dreams Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me? Cos in my dreams It's always there The evil face that twists my mind and brings me to dispair -screamingly screaming that is fucking awesome as hell- Night was black Was no use holding back Cos I just had to see Was someone watching me? In the mist Dark figures move and twist Was all this for real Or just some kind of hell? SIX SIX SIX THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST HELL AND FIYA WAS SPAWNED CHU BE RELEASED Torches blazed And sacred chants were praised As they start to cry Hands held CHU the sky In the night The fires are burning bright The riCHUal has begun Satan's work is done SIX SIX SIX THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST SACRIFICE IS GOING ON TONIGHT WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -solo so fast that it kills God- This can't go on I must inform the law (??????????????????) Can this still be real Or just some CRAZI ^_^ dream But I feel drawn CHUwards the chanting hoards Seem to mesmerize, can't avoid their eyes SIX SIX SIX THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST SIX SIX SIX THE ONE FOR YOU AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! If this doesn't inspire you to kill your parents, yourself and God (note the stupid Xenogears reference) then I DUNNO WHAT WILL!

- This page was last updated on Saturday, August 05, 2000 14:15.

Yea, our comp is all fucked up. We lost our bookmarks again. But as long as we have each other, we're indestructable. Anyway, as for those Sammy Parodies: AIDS Walks In Cocaine Wabo Reams Why Can't This Be Tornadoes Wife Beating Two Fists of Love Lay Your Hand On Me I know I don't update that often, and that when I do, it's usually something either really short or too long. My best work usually goes into newgroup posts, and those have run dry now. I haven't even updated my Lewis Black site in forever. But you know what makes it all worthwhile? O I REALLY WANNA KNOW -massive drum fill- Um, that and Diablo 2. But it's still hard. There's no more weed, but we just went shopping so we have a lot of snacks now. FUCKITY FUCK. We have no more weed anymore. Just yesterday, we had weed. Now we don't. It's sad to see our old trusty 8.4 gig HD lying in a pile of static filled dust, by our albums. We bought that HD a year ago so we could install Half Life and still have all our stuff. Now we can't even play Half Life. Jhoh says we need more RAM, and I hope that's it. Playing anything related to the HL engine causes massive drops in the framerate, for no reason at all. I supposed that a 20 gig HD and Win98 are indeed a real drain on 64 mb of RAM. But what if we get more RAM and nothing happens? Shit, I won't even be able to afford RAM unless I get a job. It's all Hell. I wish I had weed. Weed makes it all seem so simple and easy. When I'm sober, everything mom says irritates me. When I'm high, it's not a problem. Nothing's a problem when I'm stoned. But I guess I should lay off the weed for a little while. My tolerance is so fucking high right now. I hope my family doesn't read this site. I know I've been rambling for so long but there's one more thing I think I should mention. No one in my family knows I smoke. Mom thinks I smoke cigars with my brother now. Everyone thinks Jhoh's the depraved drug fiend. In reality, I buy and I smoke the majority of the potular pot products. And no one in my family knows. I'd rather it stays that way, but I think my sister reads this site. O well.

- Friday, August 04, 2000 06:08

Just a little snap of me getting ready to make a new post on our message board.

- Friday, August 04, 2000 02:43

Finally back. Our computer was in the shop for a couple days as they installed a new 20 gig hard drive. Our old hard drive is still here (so we could copy all of our personal shit), so the whole "my computer" area looks like a big fucking mess with the partitions all going up to K, and then the CD-ROM going to L and then the Zip drive going up to M. DRIVE M. I never thought I'd see it on my computer. But anyway, we got our awesome shit copied onto the new drive, and we should be taking the old drive out soon, and maybe we can reformat it and install our new copy of Windows 98 onto it. Then we just put it in the old case in the garage, which has the motherboard + 200 MMX processor and old CD-ROM. The catch for now is that our cable service isn't working. FUCK. And we called tech support, we don't know if it's our problem (which is what I suspect) or they're having network trouble. We were able to ping a couple IP addresses, but then not others. Odd! Anyway, since the only internet access I have is our old limited dialup account, I've been reading through a few old AIM logs so I could update the site with them, for fun! Of course, the AIM logs are of me and my brother, from a while back. THOSE ARE OUR BEST! Neptuneretardsslaphead.htm We go on a nutty and SHARE OUR FEELINGS. ^_^ The "retard card" picture in question is this: CablebrosKILLGOD.htm Indeed we did! NeptuneSaaldlootsoftakelLOLOL.htm This one has some pretty extreme rambling. Neptunethefuckinghaxedit.htm This is more bizarrity of CHOOXIAN preportions. Jsoh decided to CHEW the KLEEK and WABOOV. I mean, Jsoh was playing some wavs from random Half-Life mod pak files (Jailbreak, Cold Ice, Action Half-Life and such). So he would play those out loud and then we would comment on them in this log. These logs are really just to fill in for the content I didn't/cant update with while I was/will be away. Oh yeah, and apparently one of us pasted a serial into this log, so I made a copy of the log and cut that out. Just so you know! I don't even know what the code was for, but I'm not going to take chances on it being one of our games. I also wanted to update with a picture of an AIM log of me trolling some loser FFAG I used to be friends with. I troll him under my "secret identity" name, which was really more of a project. The Andrew Goebel project. After I was done with the project, I used Mr. Andrew Goebel for EVIL, such as in this picture/log. I was thinking that maybe I would look foolish in this log, in retrospect, but reading it now I realize that Wyvern is just really fucking sad. JAPANABE NAMED AFTER A FUCKING DRAGON, MR. WINGLOCK FLIGHTHEART. Anyway. I'm thinking that later I could add to this site the entire story of Andrew Goebel and my infiltration to the newsgroup of my past. Like a special ClansRGay feature: The Andrew Goebel Project! Or some such. Remind me to remind Jsoh to update--BY HIMSELF--with those Shammy Hagar song parodies we wrote up a while ago. They should be on the site!