- 12/31/00 12:34:15 AM

Jsoh's new update is awesome. Go to our site and check it out. Oops, you're already at our site. And you've probably already seen IT BY NOW MOTHERFUCKS!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING FUCKS!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-WUH!!! Hello. ^_^

- 12/30/00 2:56:08 PM

Jhoh's news post about the CS map maker (his maps sucked, too) killed himself because he was a big pussy. And you know what, people who commit suicide usually don't take in two very powerful and simple facts. And the majority of those people are teenagers, so there's not really much of a loss. Fact #1: Every major religion tells you that killing yourself means hell. So if you believe in hell, be sure to expect that when you kill yourself. Fact #2: If there's actually no hell at all, that can only mean that perhaps maybe o I dunno THERE IS NO FUCKING AFTERLIFE. When you die, that's it. Poof, you're gone for good. Anything memorable about your personality is erased, and it's never coming back. Even hardcore Xtians have that little thought in the back of their head. There's a strong possibility that there's no God and that there never has been a God. Possibly! Who can really say? For you people that think you have to die to go to some magical heaven, I pity you. Even if there is a God, which there might indeed be, you still do not realize that Earth is the paradise. On Earth, you can experience whatever you desire, you can mold your own destiny. You are the Gods. You can do anything you want. But you won't realize this, and you will kill yourself. And then you're going to hell. HAHA. And in other news, http://www.ozcstrike.com/editorials/edit_tpvdm.shtml I dunno why that can't be made a link, but go there anyway. Here is a snippet, so you know what the hell is going on around you: "My argument to why CS is going the death-match route is in a simple statement 'look at the popularity of the maps to see where CS is headed!' De_Dust is by far the most popular of the CS maps - why? Simple - it's the most death matchy of all the CS maps and allows individual ability to shine. Maps like AS_Oilrig and the other AS maps that try to develop the teamwork approach are at the bottom of the popularity stakes - why? It's because it has the opposite effect to that raised above - they are maps that stifle the ability for individuals to dominate." You can fucking say that again.

- 12/30/00 7:57:12 AM

Jsoh and I are thinking of applying for food stamps, so we can use them to buy an endless supply of pop. Oh yeah, and our gallery has been down for a couple days. I didn't get any mail letting me know that anyone noticed, so that means I don't even have to bother pointing it out. But the thing is that I'm moving all the pages to a seperate directory, and there's an actual index page that has a link to every single individual page up right now. All the pages are uploaded, I just have to upload the pictures.

- 12/28/00 12:54:45 AM SUCK MY DICK MEGAN

It's funny that the usual conversations I have with Megan would just seem really degrading normally if you didn't know that almost nothing we say is serious. But really, I'd only have to point that out if you were too FUCKING!!!!!!! stupid not to notice how obvious it is. But anyway, regarding Megan's question if Jsoh babbles incoherently to the NPCs in Half-Life, I refer her and all of you out there to check out this picture.

- 12/28/00 12:15:59 AM

I went into the SvenCoop review on the reviews page, and I added two paragraphs. Merry Xmas, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

- 12/26/00 11:38:35 PM

By the way! I changed my mind. Alexander the Grape's name didn't strike candy into the hearts of men. It struck fear into hearts of food. STRIKEOUT

- 12/26/00 11:32:07 PM

Here's one from today, about some faceless guy that made maps for Counter-Strike who killed himself. So we make fun of him because he's a loser. We also talk about a bunch of other stuff. THIS IS A GREAT LOG

- 12/26/00 6:56:33 PM

Chatting. And more.

- 12/25/00 7:44:37 PM

London's calling. AND THEY'RE CALLING YOU GAY.

- 12/25/00 5:53:17 PM

Was it something today?

- This page was last updated on Saturday, December 23, 2000 17:58.

That guy who runs CGIWN. Some of you might notice how he seems to be trying to be black. But I saw a picture of him, he is black. Just so you know.

- Saturday, December 23, 2000 09:16

Jsoh Cable (3:01:49 AM): I am afriad that our site is gonna look like an EN site really ikazuchi (3:01:52 AM): that would be sweet ikazuchi (3:01:59 AM): no, that wouldnt be sweet Jsoh Cable (3:01:59 AM): Jhoh occasionally lectures me about that Jsoh Cable (3:02:03 AM): yup ikazuchi (3:02:04 AM): hehehe your site is awesome Jsoh Cable (3:02:11 AM): well posting mp3s is like an EN site ikazuchi (3:02:15 AM): it's just one massive attitude problem ikazuchi (3:02:19 AM): which is great Jsoh Cable (3:02:19 AM): whining about my life and so on It's not really the whining about life that's a problem, because our lives are definitely more interesting than everyone else's, and therefore we have every reason to make everyone read about it. But it's the mp3s that seem too much like some e/n site that wants you to listen to the shitty music they like because they're morons. Granted, the music we like is better than everyone else's too, but when you put Beach Boys up, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT TAKING IT SERIOUSLY ENOUGH OR SOMETHING. DUDE WHERE IS MY MOTHERFUCKING CAR!!!!!!!!!!! Our love was flying, our love was soaring, our love was shining, LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING SUMMER MOOOOOOORNIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - the Slayer cover of The Who's shitty "Our Love Was, Is" song on their shitty album "Sell Out"

- Saturday, December 23, 2000 09:13

MP3 OF THE LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way, Jsoh is right. When our entire family asked us what we wanted to do when we grew up, we answered "jack off to cartoon chicks for a living." Just kidding. Our answer is the same as it is today. "I don't know."

- Saturday, December 23, 2000 09:01

PUNCH. WOULD YOU LIKE A HAWAIIAN PUNCH? SHORE! Waboov. Speaking of punch, more progress on my map. I had my map all finished up. Granted, big lag problem in it. But it's my first map. Jsoh uploaded it to his site and I sent the link to the SvenCoop message boards. About a day later I get a message back from one of the team saying that while the map looks good, indeed there's a lag problem that can be fixed. So I take his tips and I do a little this and that, and start compiling, hoping that maybe the map will run so smooth it'll be amazing. And then the map doesn't compile at all. I can't even begin to explain the problem. It just won't work. It never will, either, unless I delete every single entity in the map, which means I might as well try to compile a big empty block and call it a map (which would surely be easier). I can either give up, or send it to the guy to see if he can make sense of it himself. For the fifth (motherfucking) time in a row, I give up. I think it's a sign from GAWD. A big red sign that says "DON'T WASTE TIME WITH THIS HOBBY." Sorry, too bad I have nothing else to do! ^_^

- This page was last updated on Saturday, December 23, 2000 02:51.

My last minutes awake tonight. If you saw that site that Jhoh linked to about the poetry, just keep in mind that THE SITE ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING DONE. I personally don't blame him. He had about 10 different sites, progrsssivly getting smaller and smaller. I remember the first time I caught his site. It was an A-to-Z metal listing. It got deleted at some point and the follow up site was pretty small. This one is smaller. But it has metal, so it's worth catching until the next time it gets shut down. One other thing, and I don't think we shared this yet. http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/cartoon2.htm A guy who's site is about HOT CARTOON FEMALES. Which I have to admit, used to be a giant hobby of mine. Jacking off to the cartoon Batgirl from the Batman Animated Series, while lying on the floor. That was my main ambition. Mp3 of the Lol: The Who - Relax.mp3 One of the decent songs from an otherwise terrible album. E/N. :(

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, December 20, 2000 23:52.

A woman's place is not on the workforce. It's in the kitchen, making me food. Yea, that might have been a joke to me a few months ago, but not anymore. Now it's just the truth. And the truth isn't pretty. I like to punch women.

- Tuesday, December 19, 2000 04:33

Jsoh, next time at least link to one of the logs. This is the one we really wanted to put up. I really recommend to ourselves that we link to each log in the news updates, so people can read each log we put up by suggestion. But you know, who are we trying to kid? All of our conversations are interesting enough for anyone to just hit the AIM logs button thingy up there and then read each log. Speaking of links: This is the only GeoCities site with real poetry (which is great) instead of whiny 14 year old goth grrl rhyme ramblings that suck. In fact, the site has only two poems, one about trendy people, and one about hating people who hate smoking. And as for the links to those articles. Just a little article about how the already nightmarishly unlistenablely bad corporate radio stations are going to get worse, and why. And on the other hand, this one is just frightening. Both links are REQUIRED reading. If you don't read them, then you're not allowed to read our site until you've read through both articles. If those articles ever end up as a 404, don't worry, we've saved both pages.

- This page was last updated on Monday, December 18, 2000 19:33.

Jhohoh researched a bunch of really excellent articles about how CORPORATE ROCK IS BAD, DOOD. Actually, it's a lot more complex than just that. It's more about how most bands today become slaves for their record company when they are intentionally put into debt by the system that is supposed to be helping them sell albums. But the links are on the other computer. Until then, I made a post to the SA message boards (it won't let me register another name, so I made it under Nepchewn). And reading them, it's just sad that even they are not able to escape from overzealous admins and moronic posters that don't understand the site. But then, almost every big message board is like that. It's just a part of nature. Anything that is even remotely popular suddenly gains fans of the "not-smart" persuasion. Want proof? Check out detonate.net's message boards. Their stupidity is so famous, posts on the main site are made more than once. Then again, if there were no stupid people, then we'ed most likely all be stupid. WEED. I put up some new AIM logs. Go read them, because they are legendary.

- Sunday, December 17, 2000 21:44

Sent to the SA forum: Subject: Fragmaster was cooler than Lowtackts. Author: Nepchewn "Fragmaster has tiny Pokeballs"? Welcome to the world of homosexual assfaggotry! ^_^ That will definitely make some admin cry. I doubt it would be Lowtax, though. My guess is that he would laugh, the others will be thrown into a hissy fit of white-knuckle anger.

- Sunday, December 17, 2000 19:59

http://64.209.141.232/showthread.php?threadid=6064 Spuh-nack (admin editing your post = instant win).

- Sunday, December 17, 2000 19:24

SVEN COOP Polishing up my SvenCoop map last night, I suddenly came across an unknown map killing bug, for absolutely no reason. So I gave up. I had enough. And then a minute later, I found the problem and fixed it, even though several other problems popped up before that and doing what it took to fix this bug never worked. What is this, a fucking joke? Is existence nothing but a mathematical spiral of chance, endlessly looping? This is the pattern of life, by which we all must SUFFER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -go right into a motherfucking screaming ass faster than fuck guitar solo (of screamingness)- -20 minute drum fill-

- This page was last updated on Saturday, December 16, 2000 20:21.

I remember when we first played the Serious Sam demo. I loved the technology, and the world was really beautiful. But I was not able to even finish it because the gigantic graphics engine beat my computer into dust. I remember being kinda dissapointed that I had a shitty celeron, instead of a real high end processor that could easily handle that great demo. And then I woke up today and saw a "Serious Sam 2" demo. No, it's not an early sequel, it's an enhanced compatability test thing. And MY GOD, they let you set down a few other things for the graphics that actually end up making Sam run as good as HL does. Yea, even with that fucking massive clip plane. So I finished it, and it was pretty damn cool. Certainly a good buy. I mean, I could buy the game NOW, and play it NOW. Jhoh also DLed the Diakatana demo, which I admit I wanted to play again, because I have to admit that the graphics were decent and the weather effects were really nice. Every now and again, I wish for the taste of a completely alien engine. Game demos easily satisfy. So I finally beat the shitty Diakatana demo, with cheats on. Cheats actually made the game KIND OF fun by setting all those stats up, but the gameplay really fucking dragged it down again. I gained one fucking gay level and no levels for the sword, and I played that fucking demo for every damn level. What a fucking terrible game of shittyness. And of course, no one at all was playing the demo multiplayered. Fuck. O yea, and I bought Teh Wlal on DVD.

- This page was last updated on Saturday, December 16, 2000 16:49.

We're playing Sven Coop on LAN. Leave us alone.

- This page was last updated on Friday, December 15, 2000 13:53.

I spent this morning looking up, reading, and laughing at the treasure trove of Diakatana reviews. And during one of them, my mind drifted towards my experience with that fucking shitty demo. And that simply lead me to the all too obvious memories of Quake and Doom, and how much I absolutely hate the both of them now. And then one thing from Quake 2 jumped out at me, something I just had to point out here. Quake 2's usage of non-player-characters (NPCs, and this simply means "characters you don't fight that are computer controlled," for you newb-persons out there) has got to be the absolute worst in any game, ever. The only NPCs in the whole fucking game are those "tortured soldiers" you find in the later levels, who do nothing but spout their repetitive wav files forever. They encourage no fucking action towards them at all, except for the wav file of a voice actor depressedly saying "Kill me." That's really what you're expected to do with them. Take out any one of your weapons and shoot them until they inexplicably explode into gib pieces. In Half Life, killing the scientists or Barnies (security guards, I am newbie friendly now because I am tired as hell and wired on candy) was neither damning nor helpful. It was sometimes fun to take the small group of NPCs at your command and fill them with buckshot, in the head or chest area. But at least they had a real fucking purpose. You would think that maybe some of those pussy Quake marines crawling on the floor would be sane enough to stand up, accept one of your guns, and help you fight off a few waves of moronic enemies. But no, Quake 2 sucks too much. I am whining so much now about Quake 2 that this site now looks like an E/N site. Minus the fact that everyone who has an E/N site either loved Q2 and other shitty games, or prefers console games (inferior). BLAH BLAH.

- Friday, December 15, 2000 04:23

This is me back when I was working on Lifehouse. Oops, it's a picture of Pete Townsend! I ALWYAS GET TOHE TOW O MOCNFURUSED!111 MP3 OF THE LOL: Iron Maiden - Alexander the Grape.mp3. In fact, while you're at it, just download every single Iron Maiden mp3. And then suddenly come to the realization that the average sound quality of mp3s just fucking blows, especially to the crisp (crunchy) sound quality you get on actual CDs. And then maybe you'll stop posting faggoty MP3S OF THE WHENEVER LOL I'M SO CLEVER BECAUSE MY NAME IS Jsoh CABLE AND I'M A TORTURED POT HEAD OF LOLRIFITY I'M REALLY JUST RIDING OFF OF MY BROTHER'S EXTREME FAME AND GENIUS GENIUSNESS AND O NO HOW WILL I MAKE THIS ON MY SHITTY NOT-EVEN-REMOTELY-GOOD HALF-LIFE MAP? I BETTER WHINE AND CRY ABOUT IT AND THEN FAIL JUST LIKE I DO AT EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because I'm just so much more successful, and therefore I can talk. Besides, Jsoh is just a sketchy stalker of Lewis Black. Oh yeah x2, I didn't want to mention this until it was actually ready, but I actually finished a Half-Life map. I know a long time ago on this site I mentioned how I was working on "a creexul map." Well instead I'm just making one for SvenCoop (it even has the new SvenCoop entities for the currently unreleased patch). In fact, it's pretty much finished right now, even though it's kind of short, and somewhat untested. Uh oh, now I'm following Jsoh into Markside-content territory. I DRANK SOME MILK TODAY AND THEN I MOVED INTO MY NEW HOUSE. IT SURE IS BIG AND SPOOKY! THEN Jsoh AND I GOT MAD AT MOM AGAIN! Comment on this update! IN THE MYST, DARK FIGYAZ MOOV AND TWIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- This page was last updated on Friday, December 15, 2000 01:26.

BWABWAW What? BWEAAAOWAAW Well let me roll up onto the sidewalk and take a look! Whooaa! BWOOOOW She's beautiful! BWAAAOW BWAAAAOOOOW Aaaah I'm talking about a Yankee Rose! BWABWABWAOWAOWOABWOAAA She looks wild! BWAAAOW Wild!! BWAAAOW WILD! BWAAAA WAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Mp3 of the whenever David Lee Roth - Yankee Rose.mp3 My ears are ringing.

- Thursday, December 14, 2000 22:44

HAVE A DRINK!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- This page was last updated on Thursday, December 14, 2000 08:34.

Mp3 of the whenever: Overkill - E.vil N.ever D.ies.mp3 Yes, again. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

- Wednesday, December 13, 2000 16:31

Okay, I FINALLY put up our review of Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force. Well, the demo. If we were a real site, we could rate the games themselves, but our reviews really ARE for the common person. Instead of telling you if a game is worth buying, we'll tell you if a demo is worth downloading.

- Wednesday, December 13, 2000 16:11

SVENCOOP

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 07:57.

I'm a prisoner in this fucking house. Ever since I started getting welfare, mom's been reigning us in. One of her new rules for us to continue living in our own fucking home is simply that we can never have friends, ever. Or in her words, "No [Friend's name]." And since he was our only friend, you get the idea, we are stuck here on a daily basis. She then put an alarm system in, but not to keep intruders out. Who the fuck would break in here? Especially the front door, instead of the back door. No, she put that shit in to keep us here all the time, because she's such a fucking money whore that she can't fathom the idea of me not being here with my money in her pocket. That's the reason why all my attempts to move out have failed miserably. She won't let me leave. That's why we have a fucking alarm system. If we try to leave for some reason (like perhaps feeding our fucking empty stomaches) when she's sleeping, she has a better chance of knowing and stopping us. And to think, the parental unit that is supposed to be assisting me in this life, the one that could have given me my own fucking welfare to spend as I wish, she's totally fucking sealed me into a trap. I could have used that money and upgraded my system a hundred times. I could have all the essentials for actually running my Lewis Black site. Instead, my website is fucking impotent, and is already just a fucking ghost site that I update a few times a month with some mundane news tidbit, or maybe another AIM log with the man whom the site is based on. No new pictures, no new sounds, no new ANYTHING. No one has it tougher than us. Don't even fucking pretend like you do. Even if your mom is dead, at least you're fucking free. I wish for her death on a daily basis. Or at least that I will suddenly be vindicated, like perhaps maybe I'll figure out her ATM password, and get ahold of her card. Or maybe she'll leave a fucking treasure trove of $20 bills in her car, and leave the keys out. Any fucking day. Any fucking day, and that plant will be done growing, and I will know the feeling of freedom through illegal drugs (WEED). Mp3 of the whenever: Cream - I Feel Free.mp3

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 04:15.

We had reinstalled HL twice during the past week. The first time didn't take, because we ended up getting a max of 10 fps, an average of 6 fps, and a heavy average of less than 1 fps. The second reinstall fixed it up, but we both agree that it seems to be only marginally better than it used to be. That sucks. A new version of Sven Coop will supposedly be out in 3 days. Go check their site, and get ready. And, that new review still isn't up.

- This page was last updated on Tuesday, December 12, 2000 08:13.

Played some Wasteland Half Life. With the new beta out, it looked fun. Bugs instantly destroyed the game, but they released a patch really quickly, and the game worked perfectly. Except... What is with this trend in games where the shotgun never hits what you aim it at. I am fairly close to all these people, and I'm blazing away. Shell after shell after shell goes right by them. The sawed off shotgun is the worst though, because it only carries two shells until it needs to be reloaded. I fired something like 20 shells each life, killing no one. The spread is clearly tight, but the fucking actual fire doesn't seem to do anything. Perhaps you could chalk it up to my fucking 15 GODDAMN FPS THE WHOLE GAME. What the fuck happened? We got 40 average, just a week ago. What the fuck is this bullshit? Goddammit. O yea, some guy recognized me from The-Space boards, and went nuts. Of course.

- This page was last updated on Tuesday, December 12, 2000 00:42.

Another excellent show on the History Channel. This one about the first ever iron clad warships, the Monitor and the Virginia. It juxtaposed information about their eventual battle (Virginia was a Confederate ship, Monitor was Union, this was of course the Civil War) with the archeologists and navy people who are trying to dig it up in present day. After about 7 hours of firing at each other (the ships, back during the war), the battle ended in a draw. You should just watch the show, because it was something like 2 hours long. Seriously, watch that fucking channel. Anyway, we are still here. We should be posting up our review of the Elite Force demo soon. Unless we already did that. Did we? If we did, go fucking read it again. Mp3 of the whenever: Overkill - E.vil N.ever D.ies.mp3 Get it before Napster becomes a service.

- Sunday, December 10, 2000 16:02

While mom was lecturing us about such and such bullshit today, I had the History Channel on, since they were repeating their habit of having excellent programming. Coincidentally, the episode of The Most they had on not only had a feature about the most feared war prison, but also the coldest forced labor camp (in Russia, slaves were only given some tea and ten grams of sugar, and expected to work on that alone--causing most of them to die of starvation). It was all subtly prophetic. Or at least extremely coincidental. Afterwards, we decided to have our main course meal of toast, to drive the point home to ourselves. And last time I checked, geek or nerd didn't mean someone who was emotionally underdeveloped. I figured it just meant someone who liked science fiction. Apparently it now means "pretentious fat American loser." I guess I'm neither nerd nor geek. Tee hee!!!!!!!!!!!3

- This page was last updated on Sunday, December 10, 2000 15:38.

I don't know whats going on, but I think we're getting kicked out of the house again, and our internet is gonna be shut down again. It's all bullshit and it's all a power play that I am just being caught in. I don't try to put myself in these stupid situations, they just come to me. Like a fairy godmother dealing out tainted apples or something. I never leave my fucking room except for food. I don't cook meals after 9 pm, a basic human right. What do I get in return? I get hysterical rhetoric, screamed into my ears. I'm just trying to get by here, I'm trying to stay out of everyone's way. And still, a battle rages every few months that almost gets everything we worked for these past 3 years just deleted. Like a fucking whim, I'm just expected to roll over and unplug the computer, and shut down my life. I admit it, I don't do much away from this computer. And I don't see why that should change for a long time. A computer isn't really a toy, not to me. I use it for almost every damn daily activity. I listen to music and play my games and work on both this site and my Lewis Black site, for free. I should be getting paid, but I don't really mind as long as no one attempts to disrupt me. Does my mom know what it's really like to have her feelings hurt? No. She's in a hysterical rage on a daily basis, and that hurts me. I am embarassed to live in this house with her, because she's nothing but a thief. She steals my money and then lies, and then makes excuses. Any other human being would have murdered her by now, but I'm not like anyone else, and I'm certainly not like her. Because unlike her, I am a decent human being. She doesn't know what it's like to be on the other end of a lunatic parental unit, shattering the hinges on our door if we don't let the dog in, screaming at us if we want our privacy. She treats us like tenants, when we are her children. And more than anything, we need her help and her support. We get neither, and I no longer care. Only stupid people are breeding. I'm lucky to at least know what it's like to not be an idiot. But with every failure, there is an act that brings about stabilization somewhere in the world. Like the person who orders a tuna fish bagel sandwich in NY, which inadvertantly causes California to sink into the ocean. http://www.aintitcool.com/tb_display.cgi?id=7198#216824 People who were devoted AICN fans (read: idiots) have "lost all respect" for the fat man. Whether it's a troll or a real fan, it makes for damn good reading.

- This page was last updated on Saturday, December 09, 2000 16:17.

More proof that humanity is fucking soft like liquid soap.

- This page was last updated on Friday, December 08, 2000 19:16.

On second thought, I might as well post the decal in WAD form now so that none of you attempt to make it yourself, fuck you I hate you. By the way, we're playing Action HL. I'll give them this, it runs not bad on a shitty assfucking crappy comp with no 3D card. It's too bad that the coders are all whiggers, ie they're fucking terrible coders who spend all their time whining about how everyone is out to ruin their mod.

- This page was last updated on Friday, December 08, 2000 19:04.

A rough draft of our latest logo. The real one is kinda hard to see on a page, and this one is hard to see in Half Life. So the real thing has a clearer picture for HL. We'll post up the actual file eventually. When we do, remember to rename it to pldecal and then perhaps backup your old pldecal. Because anime is just fucking queer. And yes, that's two male guys in a dicklock together, from a real anime show.

- Thursday, December 07, 2000 17:22

Tonight on the History Channel: History of Giant Fucking Explosions. Again. Followed by History's Greatest Blunders: The History of People Attempting to Fight the American Army.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, December 06, 2000 19:19.

The average age of the solider in Vietnam... Anyway, I finally re-DLed the Soldier of Fortune demo. I also DLed the multiplayer patch for the demo and such, which is awesome. I went ahead and played until I got to the frag limit of 100. That game is fucking fun. As a matter of fact, if any Quake mod of a game could be called "fucking awesomer than all hell," SOF would be it. Even the jello-models are more stable than normal. The jello effect still exists, but it's not nearly as noticable. There's no reason for SOF to actually be a good game. It's an ultra-violent Quake2 based game where you have to save the world from some super duper terrorist covered in tattoos. The fact that SOF is actually a great game is amazing. I'd write up a review, but I don't think I need to say much more than that. The game's about half a year old or something. In the works, I plan on reviewing all those singleplayered HL mods that are on my HD, but I think I'll hold off on that until I get some WEEDABLES. Pot smoking is, unfortunatly, officially trendy. Whiggers and Japanabes/morons are sticking their 420 gang signs in our collective faces. That just sucks, because it stigmatizes pot as a drug for trendy fucking pussies who are dumber than sand. I mean, I'm still gonna smoke it. I'll still smoke it more than these fucking trend-mongering assmanglers. It's just painful for me to see some moron anime fan with 420 gifs representing his "anime review meter." Goddamn.

- Tuesday, December 05, 2000 07:21

Hilarity: it will motherfucking ENSUE.

- Tuesday, December 05, 2000 00:30

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-69.htm Uglycat is fucking GOD.

- This page was last updated on Monday, December 04, 2000 22:28.

Fuck you. In case you're wondering what I am actually doing, I'm trolling the fuck out of my old stomping ground, AMR. These people are like wet toilet paper.

- Saturday, December 02, 2000 23:28

It is true, Billy Milano punched Warrel Dane at some metallic metal show. That is too bad, because I like Nevermore. In fact, if I were to do one of those crazy wacky MP3S OF THE WHENEVER, it would be Neverfuckingmore - Poison Godmachine, and Narcosynthesis. And Meshuggah - Fyoocha Breed MACHIIIIIIINE for good measure. And still yet, Iron Maiden - Alexander the Grape. HIS NAME STRUCK CANDY :D INTO THE HEARTS OF MEN LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- This page was last updated on Friday, December 01, 2000 23:54.

NeptuneandJsohBirthdaylog.htm On a boat in the middle of a raging sea She would make a scene for it all to be Ignored. And wouldn't you be bored? No, you woudln't be.

- Friday, December 01, 2000 07:11