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- 2/28/01 8:52:14 AM
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- 2/27/01 9:44:09 PM
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Some of you read this site because you think it's "the best thing since sliced bread."
Well in a year, Johoh and myself (me and Jhoh) will be so ashamed of everything ever created for this site that we'll tear it down. And then in another few months, we'll come back to the web and create something even bigger and more amazing. By the way, we will probably still have the Megan Project, because that actually required and harnessed that mysteriugfhgas thing called "labor." Or as some humans call it, work. That actually took a month of research and actual honest to God hard work to do.
What has caused me to point all this out? What has sprung forth this revolutionary revelation? toastyfrog.com. It's back up, when I thought it was dead forever (GO FUCKING READ THAT THING ABOUT XENOGEARS BEING A SHITTY GAME).
That, plus a bunch of weed, and The Who - Join Together - Roadrunner - My Generation Blues.mp3, The Who - 14 - I'm Free.mp3, The Doors - L.A. Woman.mp3, and The Who - The Relay.mp3.
OOKAUWA BLOO BLI BLWAAAOOW IKIE BOWOUAI WHKIWHUW
YOU GOTTA GET UP
WEEBUL WEE A RORIR
HISSUZL HITA HTO
HIZZL URTOR POUTAH HISU OWWSUHOO
That's the only part where you can't actually hear whats being sung. I dunno why. If only I could transmit sound through words.
:)
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- 2/27/01 5:38:59 PM
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- 2/27/01 3:37:20 AM
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Octothorpe of TEH Beast.
We haven't done anything in the past week.
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- 2/24/01 3:55:03 PM
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This is perhaps a coincidence (concoisidensts):
Ever since I got weed again, I have been sleeping straight through the night and no longer have scary dreams and getting weed, packing a bowl, and then waking up just as the smoke hits my lips.
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- 2/22/01 9:06:08 PM
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A commercial about a guy torturing his disabled step-dad with loud music.
We have reached utopia.
Just a little news about whatever. I totally stopped playing Counter Strike. My new favorite mod is Day of Defeat. There's a lot of servers playing it, although most are German. Anyway, I totally kick ass playing it, because it's a good mod. And I play even better stoned.
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- 2/21/01 3:10:52 PM
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I just have to say that WUMP looks really awesome.
Also: that new site we're working on is just a SvenCoop map review site. We've got a small version of it up now, here: http://clansrgay.clanpages.com/sc. We're hoping to get it hosted on the SvenCoop site. But before we try that, we're going to finish the whole site. It's still a little bare. We're working on it.
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- 2/19/01 11:44:06 AM
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It's been a week. We're busy here, in our own special way (i.e. not with anything REALLY important to anyone else). Jsoh finally got weed, I got a big ass can of tobacco, and we're planning on making a new site. We'll let you know when it's finished.
Meanwhile, another Gid log.
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- 2/13/01 8:33:26 AM
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- 2/11/01 11:23:16 PM
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You know you want to.
Anyway, Jsoh, in his free time, decided to intellectually obliterate some loser who put in some book-long guestbook entry at Jsoh's Lewis Black site (link to the site at the bottom of this page). I wanted to put it up, because it's great. It's the perfect example of logic vs. morons.
lewser.txt
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- 2/11/01 11:22:36 PM
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I had another dream about Megan last night.
In the dream, I was fucking her (AS USUAL), and I was jackhammering into her really hard and she was screaming a lot and we both nutted. And then afterwards her cunt was sore and she had to walk funny for the rest of the night.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS DREAM MEANT?
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- 2/11/01 11:21:52 PM
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An anime fan's main goal in life is to fake kill as many people as they can over the internet.
In other words, anime fans are totally fucking worthless carbon units.
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- 2/10/01 1:18:45 AM
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I just now realized that not only is our site kind of offensive, but now we're technically spammers.
SORRY SVENCOOP BOARD PEOPLE! ;_;
Anyway, I also wanted to put up a really good log of me and Megan, but I realized that we talk about our new secret board, and she probably wouldn't want that getting out. HEY MEGAN, CALL ME MMKAY LOL?????????????????
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- 2/9/01 7:32:13 PM
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- 2/9/01 4:40:15 AM
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We played a game of some new (or old, but awesome nonethekelssss) mod called Vampire Slayers. It is awesome.
And then Johoho sprayed the old "Anime is fucking dumb" logo, and someone alerted us that the "people who" he "goes to school with would kill" us "if they saw that."
What we added, which he obviously forgot to point out, is that "the people who" he "goes to school" "with" are "fucking complete losers with no dicks, and no brain." Which is why we do all our ranting over the internet instead of on the streets. So that we will never have to put up with looking at some pimply fucking Japanabe loser who happens to be human pond scum.
There's no job too big or small
Just one sweep of the wreckinj ball
You put them up, we'll knock them down
Or knock them up, then leave town
We're gonna walk
All over you
Cause we are
THE WRECKIN
WRECKIN CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWWW
We'll wreck your neck. WRECKIN YOUR NECK LIVE.
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- 2/9/01 2:42:10 AM
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I had a dream last night. I dreamed that my friend came over, and I gave him my $25. Then he said that he's get me the weed in a day or so. And I was glad that I was finally getting weed, and that it wasn't a dream. Because if it was a dream, that would really suck.
And then I woke up.
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- 2/7/01 1:03:34 PM
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Either that's Jsoh's way of making fun of e/n sites (because it's funny), or he's CRAZY WACKY INSANE!
By the way, e/n sites are still totally fucking worthless. Just wanted to let you internet people know that the status of e/n sites hasn't changed yet.
Anyway, I just realized, as I went to shove all the January news into its own oldnews page, that we're coming up on our first full complete year of running this site. We've been updating this site constantly for a whole year!
Man, that's sad.
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- 2/6/01 7:24:41 PM
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I was thinking about the time I beat Zelda 3. Back when it was released, whenever that was. It took us about half a year or something. This was back when we sucked at games. Anyway, beating Zelda 3 was the happiest day of my life back then, really. It was boring back when we used to live in the old townhouse. Really boring. But I do remember that day was really sunny and happy. The sun was just beaming right through our window, and the lights were off. We had a really big screen color TV (an ancient one, even for 1991). That was a good day.
Juxtapose that to the new setting here in our house, where I beat a ton of PSX games (not that much fun really), and then beating the game that rules all games, Half Life. And then Starcraft. And then Elite Force. And all the other games.
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- 2/7/01 2:34:07 PM
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That big explosion in the middle of that pic is a former Voyager crewmate. Stranded alone in space, far from any Federation outpost, and I decide to whip out a photon torpedo launcher and kill about 20 of my fellow crew.
After they swept up the ashes that were once people (INCLUDING NEELIX), I was put in the brig. Then, someone on the senior staff came along to tell me that, even though Janeway can be tough, her decision to detain me for 20 counts of murder is fair. Thank you for letting me know that! And they also told me that my creatures are dying.
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- 2/7/01 2:32:53 PM
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I SEEM TO HAVE PLACEMISSED MY ABLESYLLS DAYTO! LOL GET IT?
When I was out smoking, I thought that would be a pretty clever update. I was so wrong.
Now I will make a completely seperate update to comment on some Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force gameplaying!
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- 2/6/01 7:40:41 PM
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I brought a SNES with Yoshi's Island (Super Mario World 2, in some circles) over to a retard school.
Some people believe that we should exterminate the gays or blacks, because they are gay, or are black. However, seeing ashow most of humanity is stupid, these people are stupid.
We should be exterminating the retards. Keep a few thousand around to be janitors and such. In Yoshi's Island, holding down the jump button allowed you to float in midair for a second. These fucking retards could not figure it out, no matter how many times I relayed it to them in plain English. They thought you had to hit the start button twice or some shit, they just couldn't figure out the MIND BENDING COMPLEXITY of holding down the jump button.
Retards fucking suck.
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- 2/6/01 4:36:31 AM
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I bought Elite Force. Or rather, Johohohohoohohohoho did with my money. And as opposed to the cancer sticks he got yesterday, I authorized this purchace.
And I beat Elite Force in around 6 hours (actually, 4 and a half hours of game time, because I took a break before the final area). I know, some of you might think that's short, and that perhaps it's not long enough to be worth your time. But you must remember, I AM A HALF LIFE FUCKING GOD, DUDE. I fucking smoked the Half Life world, do you really think some other FPS is gonna slow me down or something? You'd have to be a fucking retard to think that.
If you own 1337 4s, and you see someone in a game named Half-Life-Veteran, that's me. But don't try talking to me, because I don't read the chat messages.
The personal photon cannon is fucking awesome as hell.
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- 2/5/01 8:57:35 AM
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- 2/4/01 2:59:56 AM
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Smokey Weedulars. ;-;
;-;
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- 2/3/01 8:57:28 AM
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This is weird. I can imagine it would be good reading if I sat down and read it. But I want to be more busy than that right now. Maybe when I get agonizingly bored.
Jsoh can't update with anything. He is weedless and crying.
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- 2/1/01 11:41:19 PM
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- 2/1/01 12:45:10 AM
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Back when we were still zany. Hurg. But just before my internet existence became an intentional parody of the internet. Hence ending sentences with :( for no reason. It's a political statement, and we are so very politically charged or some such bullshit.
But anyway, there are still some good things in those old Netstalker's Newsletter things. Except for the entire "Onion ripoff" vibe you get from reading it. But I had to start somewhere, when it comes to my neverending quest for weak flailings at "funny."
My friend, JT, says he regrets not submitting anything for the NS Newsletter. Maybe I could revive it as some new aspect of the site. Now that the site and the writing on it has grown, it might end up being much much better. But then again, this is all just a big personal expermental blowjob. The only guy I look at and think "I could do that" would be Lowtax, except for the part where he actually runs something that involves money, and paying.
I was thinking of expanding my vocabulary, but sometimes I'm so incoherent anyway, it just doesn't seem like a good idea. I mean incoherent when I try to describe really complex ideas I have, without having some sort of pre-existing reference. If I have to take some bizarre thought in my head and put it down here, it usually takes such struggle that I give up and go crap on the big words and just shuffle together a bunch of smaller words, and then it looks all babyish, and there's a hundred commas lying around in a couple giant sentences. Is that normal or something?
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- 2/1/01 12:12:07 AM
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