- Saturday, July 29, 2000 22:31

Updated the Creexul PAGE with some stuff. The stuff that I didn't add yet. BLAH.

- Saturday, July 29, 2000 18:13

My mom says she's going to start calling me "Wolverine" from now on, because she just saw the X-Men movie. I am indeed starting to facially resemble the Canadian SUPER DUPER MUTANT, with a hair style that resembles middle-aged 60s English rock carbon units (right now my hair is Paul McCartney-ey, and in another month I'll be growing back my "Lifehouse hair" of Pete Townsend fame). Gnutella sucks, Gnutilla is spam. Napster is gone. Scour Exchange!

- Saturday, July 29, 2000 05:29

Just changed my mind on the fixing the movie thing. I'm pretty sure I got it FIXITY FIXED completely now. That loading screen, at least. If it says "loading" and then eventually a "go" button, that means it worked. I should've added a thing that says it's 500K just so people can know how large the movie is. Fuck it, I'll do that now. New AIM log for today. LOL 2.5 OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Saturday, July 29, 2000 05:01

Something is still wrong with that damn loading screen on that movie. I'll try to fix it tomorrow. I'll admit it, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.

- Saturday, July 29, 2000 00:29

It happened, the Powerpuff Girls has reached that moment when it is embraced by the agonizing trendiness of hipsters. LEAVE OUR TELEVISION SHOWS ALONE, HIPSTERS. GO BACK TO SOUTH PARK. You may notice that the little links to the side which lead to some gay new anime show like "Adventuring Super Smashing Female Carbon Units" or some such. In the future, I predict a Japanese ripoff of PPG. Powerpuff Girls makes all anime completely obsolete, though. There's no point in ever watching anime again when you have something that's infinitely better than it, and making fun of it. Oh well. We still have Rocko's Modern Life.

- Friday, July 28, 2000 14:09

A couple days ago, my cc2112 comic was posted on CSNation to general confusion. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

- Thursday, July 27, 2000 17:11

Today's AIM log! GidtherainbowofHATINGFFAGS.htm "FFAGs" is just what we call people from AGFF, a newsgroup. So do not worry about it!

- Thursday, July 27, 2000 17:08

I just realized all too late that I didn't properly test the loading screen. Isn't that always the way? Anyway, I updated a "more tested" version now. Still no clue if it'll ever work right anymore.

- Wednesday, July 26, 2000 13:47

cc2112.html Another one of those Counter-Strike/Counter-Crap related flash things. I put a ton more work into this one. Like five hours or something! It's really flashy and shit, yet LOW QUALITY. Tired. I need food and drink.

- Wednesday, July 26, 2000 11:11

NeptuneSaladandviolinyviolins.htm An old AIM log from back when Jsoh and I were finally moving our stuff from our mom's laptop. I forgot how, but we screwed up our computer, probably trying to replace the hard drive or the modem just not working. So I got on the laptop to move our mails and files off, and Jsoh got on our computer to get it. We spent a while chatting to each other, EVEN THOUGH WE WERE IN THE OTHER ROOM. A few times in this log we'd play a bunch of CDs, and then either comment out loud or through the chat. So really, this file is just one big mess of thoughts and CHOOX. Here's another one that I just remembered that I moved into the recently created "aim" folder for which to store all my AIM logs of people. There's another one in that folder, FUCK creating an index page for it.

- Sunday, July 23, 2000 14:28

The Adventures of Rze, the guy who single-handedly runs the entire CSNation web site. OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was just bored, so I put this together. And of course sent it off to SecurityGuard at CSNation, just so I might be able to see it there. The REAL only reason I made this was so I could use that sound effect. Those akimbo guns sure are going to ruin CS!

- Sunday, July 23, 2000 07:51

This web site is my own personal "Waiting for Godot."

- Sunday, July 23, 2000 06:53

You can tell I'm educated, I studied at the Sorbonne Doctored in mathematics, I could have been a don I can program a computer, choose the perfect time If you've got the inclination, I have got the crime

- Sunday, July 23, 2000 05:34

You know! A couple years ago I was getting started with this whole inter-web thingy, there was me, with my friends and we were all happi and fun and I talked to them every day and gave them all of my attention. All of them were different in ways, except they shared one trait: they hated my brother, or thought he was "annoying." I went with them and laughed about it, HA HA YEA MAN LOL:), and shit like that. Sometimes I would get mad at Jsoh because he was, as my friends said, RUINING MY GOOD NAME ON THE INTERNET. My mistake was caring. It took me all too long to realize that my friends were really fucking losers, and hated my brother because he told the truth. There was no filtering what Jsoh said, and the only way they could deny it was to say he was "being annoying." Jsoh didn't care what anyone thought, he just said what was on his mind, because that's what was important. Jsoh was no-bullshit, so naturally people, especially these internet types who don't bother thinking, would get upset and start crying and all this other horseshit. I feel bad for him now, because back then life must've been hell. Sent off to a retard school--just being around those people in general every day is bad enough--and then coming home from that hell (of people walking down the hall with big fat swollen heads and karate helmets because they're crack babies from Detroit and were born with little to no brain--sort of like their parents), to have me make fun of him with my faggoty internet friends because he DID EVIL THINGS TO RUIN MY GOOD NAME. And after that getting a helly shit-hole screamed-at-every-day-behind-a-400-degree-stove job to come home to more ignorance and minds slamming shut. I didn't think back then. It was probably the school's fault--just wasting my time trying to learn math I'd never need to know when instead I should've been focusing more on what was important to my future with humanity. School. What a fucking waste of time that was. We never did homework (another waste of time), so they figured we were retarded and shipped us off to special ed. Jsoh couldn't do special ed in high school so mom put him in the retard school, where he went to be the best student who ever went there. I ended up in a couple "special ed special programs" or some shit, including one that was a seven hour shop class with an Atari on the black and white computer in the corner, and a few retarded mongoloid kids in the class--one of them being this Chinese kid who would have spastic outbreaks occasionally and huge teeth that ripped through his face (both things scared the shit out of me on a daily basis--he seemed like the kind of retard that wanted to kill someone and didn't keep it hidden very well) and some black kid who spoke like a robot. I quit going after the Chinese kid started screaming and throwing chairs around near the end of one day, and attacked the black kid. I think they eventually sedated him, and hopefully had him destroyed immediately. It had to be worse for Jsoh, because there was a couple hundred retards, even more extreme in nature and RETARDATION, at his school. All of them having parents who could not humanly possibly be more proud to have a retarded offspring, and talk about how the school is "so nice." Parents in denial about them spitting out a retarded brat because of their herion addiction suddenly seeing beauty in some kid who's lips are split from huge jagged teeth jutting outwards from their gums. It almost doesn't make sense to me, but then I realize that people usually go out of their way to not understand things, proven by my internet friends all hating my brother. I'm happier to say now that Jsoh and I are more in harmony these days. We never used to talk to each other, and basically would have nothing to do with each other, and then I decided that I hate him, and then I realized that he's smarter and more truthful than all the people I liked anyway. Of course, it isn't easy to stay friends with a 18 year old infant of a girl who seriously thinks that girls can be just as "pervy" [her words] as guys. Especially after you merely say the word "masturbation" in front of her and she almost throws up from disgust. Fucking fat doughy pasty pink Japanabe of a fucking MORON. GODDAMN IT WHAT A MORON. Retards and people like her should just be elminated from the planet, because you know natural selection would take them out as opposed to the artificial selection we have running in this country. It would only be fair if she was raped one day. In the ass. ANYWAY. Most of what comes from me here is inspired by my brother. My brother would write where other people would rest, he would work where other people would slack. My brother is the opposite of your average internet fuckhead. He doesn't mesh with the internet mindset of the mentally stale and static. His school was more difficult than the one any of us went to. We are all light-core wussies compared to the almighty Jsoh. But I still hate Jsoh, because he ruined my good name over the internet. :( HE RUINED MY GOOD NAME, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK DAT NOIZE LOL:) WASSUP

- Saturday, July 22, 2000 06:06

http://www.planethalflife.com/davej/colour_spray.htm Stole it from CSNation. But this isn't a real news site anyway, so I can put anything here, as you should know by now. Anyway. This is interesting. An article on how to make color spraypaint decals for Half-Life. IN COLOR!!!!!!!! LATER - I quickly put together a couple nice logos. All you have to do is backup your pldecal.wad file (I just made a "backupwad" folder and put it in there) and replace it with this. That's the picture one. This one has just the URL to this site on it. I know I'LL use that. After I'm done using the first one, that is. The second one with the URL you'll have to rename, of course.

- Saturday, July 22, 2000 01:14

The only rule in an argument is that in order to actually argue back, you must NOT take the other person's argument and reverse it/repeat it, especially if you didn't think of it first (duh). You think this wouldn't have to be said. BUT IT DOES. Just thought you should know. ^_^

- Thursday, July 20, 2000 02:07

counterchoox.html Just made this tonight so I could send it to SecurityGuard at CSNation. Other people were doing it, so I figured that that's a good enough reason for me to do it also!

- Wednesday, July 19, 2000 21:27

If you're confused by all the usage of HAPPI and FUNNI on this site and are wondering "wudup wit dat????????????????": I copied (DERIVED) it from someone who actually does that, apparently thinking it's clever. But they do it seriously. I do it because it's so fucking stupid that I think we should not forget it, just so we can know whatoi aoighba;obir h;aha;oh b. I mean, I do it to make fun of them and people who think that it's cool (and trust me, some people really do think that). That means that when they do it, it's stupid, and when I do it, it's brilliant! http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/crunchieshappihentai Just look at it. This is the person's Yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!1111 porn club. She's like 20 something and has a huge collection of hentai (anime porn) on her computer and talks about how she thinks reality doesn't exist (apparently believing that we all live in a big computer MATRIX or something). And she is an extreme Japanabe. Just like so many other trendy teenage morons out there. It's a perfect example of the absolute pond scum of humans. Human beings are a disease. AND WE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING CURE.

- Wednesday, July 19, 2000 17:59

I recommend that you go down to the first update from today before reading any of this later stuff. Just keep scrolling down to the first entry about Quadrophenia. It's a long way down. Just keep going. Seriously. DO IT.

- Wednesday, July 19, 2000 17:54

chatRapefest2000wegetallittleworkeduphere.htm SPAZZMODICALITIES RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-RAH -ripping fast as fuck guitar solo that is faster than a motherfucking FUCK- hell.com is not art. ALLEGEDLY.

- Wednesday, July 19, 2000 17:52

YOU'VE GOT TO RUN CHU WIN! ^_^

- Wednesday, July 19, 2000 17:50

MagpiDERRYNIGGAZWUDUPWITDAT.htm :;scraed::

- Wednesday, July 19, 2000 17:49

HERE I GO-WAH HERE I GO INTO THIS THIN-GAH

- Wednesday, July 19, 2000 17:21

Rock is dead because people don't want rock. Rock is hard guitars crunching away at some song about reality. People do not want that. People want songs about happi flying love with weak simplistic synthesizers and quiet electric guitars with no tone and no soul. People don't want Van Halen, they want Sammy Hagar. They don't want "master of puppets is pulling your strings-SAH," they want "hey hey hey-yah here I go-wah." People don't want AC/DC with songs about THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL, they want Korn with songs about whining about basically everything that's ever happened to the lead singer. Generation DUH.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, July 19, 2000 17:14.

Anyway, checking on OMM's site earlier today, I saw a new update to the new page entitled "Game Over." So I sent a mail to erik... or chet. And they actually replied. With something that wasn't mean even! On 19 Jul 2000, at 10:08, Jsoh Cable wrote: > 1, a little note I made to myself about the Psycho Circus game to perhaps help > along your synopsis on the game's playability and worth to gamers: > > Kiss sucks. I'll tell you what, though, the soundtrack in the KISS game sucks even more. One time, the game played an actual KISS song for thirty seconds or so, and the game really perked up. I never thought I'd be saying this, but what this game needs is more KISS. > > 2, Ted Nugent claimed to retire about 5 years ago, and came back from retirement > 4 years ago. I personally do not see any ending to the Jhoh Romero bashing. IT > IS YOUR NATURE, YOU CANNOT DENY IT. I'm denying it. But it is hard letting go. I really did absentmindedly doodle Jhoh romero's name in a heart bubble. It was the lowest point of my life so far, though I'm sure it's bound to get worse. > > 3, note the screenshot for the Let Someone Else Entertain You Today news > paragraph. That arm holding the gun looks like the arm of Gordon Freeman's > hazard suit (the under side, the part we don't really ever see in HL without a > model veiwing program). BUT ISN'T THAT A SCREENIE FROM THE NEW KISS GAME? > Fucking Kiss fags. No that's actually from Red Faction. But they're all the same damn game anyway. > > Oh, and 4, UGO likes anime, so UGO can kiss my ass. I don't care if they host > the world's greatest gaming site, combined with the world's greatest gay-lovers > site. ANIME = DUMB. You're preaching to the converted here. I so totally don't get the allure of anime. It all seems incredibly boring, which is really amazing what with all the violence and flashing lights and whatnot. erik Fucking OMM is fucking GOD. My new hero is erik. HOPE HE DOESN'T MIND ME TAKING HIS O SO COPYRIGHTED TEXT EMAIL AND PLASTERING IT ON MY FUCKING GAY SITE.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, July 19, 2000 17:11. My follow up follow up

Someone said lately that Keith Mewn was "overrated." I dunno who, but apparently they did. First off, they're dumb. Secondly, listen to Dr Jimmy. JUTS FUCKING LSTTNEM YOU MOTHERFRUCKES. The drum fills throughout the fucking song are just pure genius. PURE. FUCKING. GENIUS. It doesn't get any better than that. And yes, Real Me is perhaps on of the best songs on the planet. A bass player's wet dream. Horns or no horns, this album is so much better than fucking Sell Out A Quick One that I could PUKE. But I'd rather get stoned, put on headphones, turn off all the lights, and listen to Quad (or maybe Who Happens To Be Next).

- Wednesday, July 19, 2000 17:08 - my follow up to myself

[originally sent to http://www.geocities.com/markprindle/whoa.html] My brother purchased the album, and I figured it would actually just be an album I'd hear a couple songs off of, and leave it to my brother to relish it or at least give it all the listens. I figured you'd be a tad true and the album wouldn't be that good, and cheesy just like one of the worst albums ever made by a band ever, A Quick One. Bland sounding music with only one or two catchy songs, all in a double album. That was my expectation. After hearing just about every song on Quadrophenia, though, I have to say this is one of my favorite albums, ever. The best Who songs I've heard off of Kids are Alright or Who's Next (the version of Who's Next that has "Water" even!). Doctor Jimmy, Helpless Dancer, Love Reign O'er Me, The Real Me, Punk and the Godfather, 5:15, I've Had Enough, Is It in My Head?, even I Am the Sea. I love all of them. And I love the other songs on Quad I didn't mention. The lyrics are spectacular, and the horns and violins are certainly not nearly as bad as a certain shitty worst-ever live album by a certain sellout band I could mention. I really think that the extra instruments on Quadrophenia really help the music a LOT. And the bass and drums are a lot louder and the playing is better on this album than the other albums. This album is not only better than the early Who albums, it's a hundred times better than Korn, Limp Bizkit, Blink 182, Smashing Pumpkins, Oasis, Mudhoneyshovel/Dope/Staind/Lit/Kittie/Creed/whatever else (since they're basically all the same band) and just about anything else on MTV. And especially a hundred times better than Metallica's S&M. In fact, A Quick One and Sell Out are better than S&M. THAT'S JUST HOW FUCKING BAD S&M IS. When are you going to change your review of S&M from a 9 to a negative 9 or something? S&M should get a negative twenty out of ten, in fact. Hurry up, Perndil, update your site, and change that review. In fact, give everything Load and beyond a negative score, and change all the written reviews to just the word "Sellouts." Okay, I'm calming down now. I'm going to take deep breaths, and get myself something to eat. FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SHITTY SELLOUT METALLICA!!!!!!!!!!!!

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, July 19, 2000 17:01. My follow up review of Qwad, post-perchase

[originally sent to http://www.geocities.com/markprindle/whoa.html] Finally got it. Preliminary review: It's good. It's already better than Sell Out and A Fucking Gay Quick One Filled With Bullshit Songs About Happi Happi Love. These songs are all cool, and unlike Tommy, it's not like an opera. The recurring themes in the music are a lot more sparse than Tommy, ala Tommy's See Me Feel Me in every song, or Sparks over and over again. And unlike Who's Next (awesome album), they're not using the Won't Get Fooled Again riff over and over for every fast/loud song. The story is of course better. Fuck Lifehouse, this is the album that speaks to us all. Movie was trash and unnecessary, but this album is good. And that's good. However, the Who members don't actually make up the character's personality. Why? Because Jhoh's theme isn't even a song, just 4 lines. Keith's theme doesn't make any sense, unless Pete is trying to say that Keith is a lazy and stupid sheep/wage slave that likes to sleep on the beach every now and again, and has a really dopey sounding voice. Roger's theme doesn't even seem to be talking about anyone. What the hell? And then Pete's song is the grandiose epic, Love Rain Over Myself. Of course, he doesn't sing it, because he's too busy being a homosexual ass fag or WHATEVER. Pete may have written everything, but as evidenced by his VH1 Storytellers apperence, he's nothing without the other three. He said it himself, before Won't Get Fooled, he always believed that the song had more meaning and was more honest or whatever when he sang with, when the other Whosters didn't add their personality to the song. Then he sang it, and it just sucked ass. He's not a bad singer, but Roger has him and the rest of the world beaten flat. And an acoostic guitar always sounds dumb, unless he gets it to sound like it does in Pinball Wizard. Then it's fun. Um. By the way, this has to be the best album cover ever. Just a kid on a motor scooter, and the band member's faces in the mirrors. But like this album, it's not flashy and has nothing to do with a pinball playing messiah that killed his parents and then killed God. But the kid and the bike are still larger than life. Like a giant meshed machine. Very cool. A lot better than Boston's stupid domed flying city. Boston never had any real good songs. But the Who did.

- Wednesday, July 19, 2000 16:49 - MY READER REVIEW OF QUADROPHENIA

[originally sent to http://www.geocities.com/markprindle/whoa.html] You say that the music on this album is overblown and such. Okay. I was thinking that maybe, even though too many (almost half!) of the songs on A Quick One and Sell Out are agonizing pop echo blandness with no plugged-in guitar or drumming, maybe Quadrophenia would just disappoint me also, by being too dramatic and overdone and such. But then you give Metallica's S&M a 9? A metal band that once wrote, at the very least, songs that were SERIOUS that decided to go in the direction that involves using joke titles for their albums ("S&M" means "Symphony and Metallica" and it also means "sadomasochism" wow how extremely clever and witty, just like the idea of putting some violins making some noise and single repeated notes over and over in the background and suddenly turning old Metallica songs into High Art!--and to drive the joke home, the ampersand resembles a treble clef, ah hahaha, hahaha, haha, ha) and writing slow soft ballads about their moms? Which, BY SHEER COINCIDENCE apparently, started selling more records than Metallica ever did before and opened the band up to a new fan base of alternative rockers. A band that teamed up with the guy who not only broke up Pink Floyd, but has an orchestra with electric guitars he calls a "Rock and Roll Ensemble"? Sounds like a Kiss side project, i.e. not even real music. Michael Kamen is probably a wife beater anyway. Or something. Maybe it was Gilmore who was the wife beater. Now, I liked Load (as people who know me would remember me for saying "I loved Load, myself"). I thought it was a good album, with good music, different or not, yet it was odd how much they pushed the limits of how different they suddenly had to be, as if it wasn't good enough to just have the music different. Then Reload, ah haha, a clever sort of word play, because they're so different now, and even more creative. If they name their next album "'Lic' It Up" I'm going to declare unholy war on Metallica and anyone who even remotely likes them. I'm going to eat raw plutonium and spew it into the face of any Metallica fan. And any Kiss fan too, since they'd naturally have it coming. In fact, I should just do that right now, with the Kiss fans. Fuck Kiss, "rock and roll ensembles," the "Red Rocker," Styx, Buckethead, Pepsi, and Michael Kamen. Oops, wrong page. I'm supposed to be talking about The Who. Actually, I've never even heard Quadrophenia, and I have yet to own it. And even if I do, I won't write a review here of it; I'll leave that to my brother, Jsoh Cable. So I might as well get all of this out of the way right here in one mail. Hell, if I'm getting all this out, I may as well add in the comments about the trend of having modern conductors and orchestrations suddenly add some Latin chanting to their work to make it "brilliant" and "artistic" and "beautiful." Along with the other disgusting trend of white bread white ass FUCKING PINK fucking American honkies acting like they're Japanese, and referring to themselves as Japanese names, and even using bastardized Japanese expletives and greetings in conversation. People who won't even talk about porn if it's not Japanese porn. These people need to be MOTHERFUCKING EXTERMINATED. But this isn't the right place to even mention that kind of stuff. So never mind!

- Wednesday, July 19, 2000 01:58

Devin Townsend killed God.

- Monday, July 17, 2000 04:44

You know, I could spend all my time on this site explaining why Creexul is mysterious and beautiful and CHOOXIAN and it's too glorious for most humans to comprehend. But I won't. Because Creexul is really just a word I made up.

- Monday, July 17, 2000 02:54

Okay, updated. Pages 40 to 56. A ton of pictures. Huge variety. Many games. I'm tired. Eugh. I need to have my guy check it and make sure there are no broken links or pictures. TOMORROW.

- Monday, July 17, 2000 00:24

As soon as I finished that last gallery update, I went deep into our personal archives of Half-Life pictures we had stored away (all the gallery pictures I put onto this site I keep in a completely seperate folder). I found there a fucking assload of pictures I meant to put on the gallery a while ago but never did before they got filed away and forgotten about. A lot of them are good too. At least compared to other pictures. Along with that old batch, I also went into our Half-Life game folder to see what new pictures were there, and found a ton more pictures--OF TEXT. And other stuff, actually, but some really good stuff that Jsoh has to contribute. Along with that is a little surprise I mentioned from a while back in the old news, and the one single "preview pic" of the Creexul map I was working on, in its first incarnation, which unfortunately doesn't really show anything but an empty green-carpeted dark hallway. Oh well. But still, the next gallery update is going to take a lot of work to get done. All for just another hundred pictures more of text.

- Sunday, July 16, 2000 03:37

You know, it's not that Jsoh or I really hate Jhoh Woo or think that The Killer is that bad. I remember watching it and I liked it--it was certainly better than boring. But his BEST EVER TOTALLY AWESOME DUDE movie? No. Not even remotely. The real problem is that it's just so fucking incredibly overrated that when you see it and it's really not really THE LIKE TOTALLY COOLEST THING EVER MAN as someone said, you just think that it sucks. It's natural, because the real fault is at the people who originally said that such things would be so awesome, when they really aren't. Why do people say those things? Probably out of pride. Pride that they saw it before it was cool or not knowing anyone else who's seen a good foriegn sylistic movie that they have, so they act like it's just so awesome. Not really that the movie is awesome, but that they are so awesome for having seen it. I used to do that. WHEN I WAS 10. I grew out of it in third grade, END OF MOTHERFUCKING STORY. The same goes for anime. Some of it isn't really that bad (then again, some is--in fact there's quite a lot of it that's worse than bad). But it's really all the grown up children who laud it as the best thing ever because they feel so special that they've discovered it before anyone they know has. So the hatred coming from Jsoh and I really isn't directed to anime, it's directed to the people who would find what we say insulting. Because they fucking need the slap in the face. So fucking sick of people just so full of bullshit that the only thing they love the most is something that makes them seem cultured and cool. The fact being that they're just in love with themselves and are ecstatic that they found a reason--flimsy, but a reason still.

- Sunday, July 16, 2000 03:00

Suicide. Those unfortunate souls who ponder it see it as the only way out, even though it's obvious that if suicide is your way out, you haven't really considered that a normal death is a way out in the same direction from different causes, therefore suicide can never actually be the ONLY way out. But what is suicide? Is it really a way out at all? Perhaps, for those people who actually end up offing themselves, obviously not considering that this life may be the only one you get, and that out of the remaining several decades left of life, they will not have a single moment of happiness. Lets face it, that's just plain fucking stupid. But what about those people who just didn't make it severe enough to actually end up dead? What the hell is that? Well, clearly it's just a fucking desperate grab for some whiny attention and to have flocks of friends and relatives gather around and give you free sympathy. And of course it wears off after a while so they have to put in another attempt, and after about five attempts people just get sick of you and throw you in a hospital or something. Not that someone's life wouldn't be so bad that killing themselves wouldn't bring immediate release. But really, when you commit suicide and FAIL, you're really just saying "LOOK AT ME I'M IMPORTANT FOR NOW." You may stay boring, but after a suicide attempt, you'll be a boring person who might've killed themselves! You'll probably get free ice cream for a while, too--which personally makes attempting suicide a little tempting, I sure could go for some nice tasty ice cream right now! ^_^ Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, I can almost taste it. WHERE IS MY FAKE SUICIDE ATTEMPT KIT? Harold didn't count, by the way. He wasn't trying to kill himself, he was trying to scare his mom.

- Saturday, July 15, 2000 19:36

Added pages 33 to 39 in the gallery. Pictures ranging from pre-3D accelerated Counter-Strike to Diablo 2 from last week. GO READ IT A KATILLION TIMES

- Saturday, July 15, 2000 19:35 (Or something--actually earlier in the day than this)

If I could get paid to sleep 16 hours a day, everything would be perfect. If you haven't read Creexul by now, go read it anyway! And then tell all your friends about it, and make them tell their friends (i.e. people you hate) about it.

- Friday, July 14, 2000 17:20

Every time I get pulled into one of those programs so I can learn how to be a "skilled commodity in the job market" or some shit, I just keep thinking that I'd just rather learn how to be a human being instead.

- This page was last updated on Thursday, July 13, 2000 09:25.

A sentement that Jhoh pretty much invented... probably before anyone on this Earth, is that Jhoh Woo isn't God. Of course, that pretty much means that the sentement is true. Jhoh Woo isn't God. His old Chinese movies were terribly overrated and cheesy. His American movies had a brain, and were a lot more glossy. Movies like The Killer were mostly really lame looking, like some kind of Indie action movie from another country. How is it possible to actually shoot across someone's eyes without blowing their brains out? Do you know the chances of that? It's less than 0%. MI2 is the first movie by him in America that really happens to look gay. Especially with Tom Criuse's hair flopping around for each rediculous stunt. It looks like shit. The movie looks fucking terrible. But that's not the point. In truth, even his old Chinese movies, while more overrated than anything that has ever been rated (along side anime, that is), still are STUPID. The action scenes in about 95% of The Killer looked dumb. No one realizes this. They all go on to blow the fucking movies anyway. They are dumb. I aspire not to be those people. The Replacement Killers was dumb, and was released before Face Off and the others, but no one counts it, and I don't blame them. I personally liked Face Off a whole lot. I'm rather proud of the widescreen tape I have of it. The widescreen factor, not the tape factor. Maybe I'll sell the tape for a DVD version or something. It's incredibly trendy to like something so alien from the US, even if that something happens to be really stupid. Which is too bad, because that leaves less room for what good comes from those countries. LIKE OUR CLOTHES AND PLASTIC TOYS AND SUCH MANUFACTORING PLANTS. Anywya... By the way, how ironic that the Foo Fighters version of Have a Cigar (Brian May on guitar) shares the soundtrack for such music legends as LIMP BISCUIT and Fucktallica. Limp Biscit and their version of the Mi2 theme, about how we wanna hate him now (Phread Dirst, of course). We all wanna hate him now, because hate zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one No friends, rock is not "back" because rock never left. It's just not in the mainstream today. Still. Limp Bizkit is not rock or metal. They are Vanilla Ice with lame ass riffs instead of someone else's. EXTREMELY lame ass, monotone riffs, with about a billion little sound effects and samples, and a ton of echo in each and every song. At least Korn realized that their fans don't need a new chorus about 6 months ago. Korn hasn't had a real new song in about that long. It's just the same candy-assed sounding rant/singing with quiet guitar for the verses, and loud guitar for the chorus, AND NO FUCKING SOLO OF ANY KIND. Endless monotone riffing, reguardless of the song, on every chorus. And I found out that their quiet guitar sound has a name now, "science fiction." I don't fucking think so. What are these, ice cream flavors or guitar sounds? Fuck whig hop bands of any and all types. Technically, Korn hasn't had a real song EVER. Kinda like Kiss. Because technically, Kiss never had any songs, considering that a team of LA studio people wrote all their crap. Jhoh Woo isn't that great. His movies were never that good. South Park stopped being genius since day one. Some people think Korn is "edgy and creative." Limp Durst thinks he's cool because he's started screwing the 15 year old whores who show up at his shows for the thrill of fucking someone rich. Good music is nowhere to be seen.

- Thursday, July 13, 2000 08:13

"Sebastian Junger's book could only speculate on the actions of Tyne and his men since, for reasons we can't explain, none of the crew would talk to him." - Richard Corliss, Time Magazine, on the movie The Perfect Storm

- Tuesday, July 11, 2000 06:49

But you know nowadays It's the old man, he's got all the money And a young man Oops, what an odd accidental typo. I meant to accidentally type CREEXUL. Yes, Creexul. Obviously, Creexul just isn't a big fucking deal. But let's pretend like it is. Because everybody stepped back when a young man walked by. I mean, because it is fun and very stimulating. ^_^ First, what is a fanfic? That's easy, it's some loser on the internet taking anything--a TV show, a video game, some anime series, a band, a movie, or just people they knew in a newsgroup or message board--and writing their own story about the characters and such. Usually the fanfics have characters doing and saying things they would never do, mainly due to the author's incompetence and the author's childish, uncreative fantasy. And always, these fanfics are total shit. As a friend of mine said, "fanfics are the ballsweat of the internet." So. What really is Creexul? Well, in its original, unprocessed form, it is the Ultimate Fanfic. There is no fanfic greater or more necessary than Creexul. After reading Creexul, reading any other fanfic is completely pointless. It has the ultimate fanfiction formula in its basest and most raw ingredients: overwrought plotlines about actual people the author knows and no one else would understand; overly simplistic dialog; drawn-out, idiotic plot exposition; stories following the author's fantasies about the people he chooses to make characters; moronic and sappy romance spawning, like mildew in a toilet, between either the author and the characters or two other characters the author would rather think could be romantically linked than actually consider the idea that both people are morons and probably will end up marrying someone they hate. And it has a bunch of other stuff too, but you know. However, Creexul has a different side that no other fanfic writer could even fathom. A dark, frightening side. Something that would slam shut the mind of your average fanfic writer and make them run screaming to the closest sterile entertainment they could find. There's a layer of mockery all throughout each chapter of Creexul. It sort of transforms the story, turns it into a creature with a big cock WAITING FOR YOUR TIGHT CUNT MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. And the creature (with the big evil cock of course ^_^) does not care what you think. Yet it is SOFT AND HUGGABLE. ^_^ Creexul is infused with confusing nonsense--truly the perfect fanfic, and yet the complete opposite. And it's all ended in the best way possible: by me totally ruining everything and explaining every single detail behind the secrets of each DETAILED SECRET of each chapter of Creexul. Usually in too much detail. Just like this setup here. Or anything I talk about. I created Creexul not for a project or because someone wanted me to. I made it because I was sick of fanfics. It almost seems that out of all the trends and quirks out there on this planet, the internet contains some of the most mind-numbingly idiotic. The Gap doesn't stand a chance against a story written by someone who can't write about them in college turning down sex from someone else in the same newsgroup as them because they were under the influence. McDonalds doesn't really compare to someone who writes a story about them saving the Backstreet Boys from a plane crash. The carpool lane seems downright hardcore when compared to the 10th generation derivative fanfic of some faceless unfunny anime series written by someone copying off of someone copying off of someone copying off of someone copying off of someone trying to pretend to be a well known writer. (However, Korn, in comparison, still is fucking totally worthless.) Creexul is my ultimate weapon in the war against the internet. I'm not saying I hate the internet--if I could, I'd literally spend every moment of my waking life on it, preferrably on a high speed connection that my mommy paid for or some such garbage while I whine about the ice cream I'm eating over the keyboard not being cold enough. Really, I do like the internet. I just hate PEOPLE. Oh yeah. Creexul. One last thing: don't confuse Creexul the fanfic (it's own directory) with Creexul the page. The Creexul page is where I put all the misc shit. Perhaps I should change that to the "CHOOXIAN CHOOXACHOOX" page or something. NAH.

- Tuesday, July 11, 2000 05:36

I'll move myself and my family aside If we happen to be left half-alive I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky For I know that the hypnotized never lie Do ya?

- Sunday, July 09, 2000 20:23

Coming soon: the official ClansRGay premiere of Creexul. What is The Creexul? Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Creexul is. You have to see it for yourself. You also have to glorify anything that even remotely resembles anime. YER DUM

- Sunday, July 09, 2000 10:03

Looks like my main game for now is going to be Diablo 2. However, I've betrayed the legacy of this web site, and have not put any tag in my name. I won't, either. It doesn't really matter. This web site is really just a place I have to spout off almost every single day about 0.01% of the random things going through my brain within a 24 hour time period.

- Saturday, July 08, 2000 05:09

Okay, added gallery pages 26 through 32. Lots and lots and lots of pictures, from very new to very old, from several games. I also updated the old news full and June pages.

- Saturday, July 08, 2000 02:52

Got Diablo 2, playing it with people. Not on Battle.net though. I wanted to take a screenshot of something from Diablo 2 so I could paste it up here, but I forgot every single time I started playing. I should remember to update the gallery with the couple more POTs (pictures of text, ah haha, isn't that cute, my own little acronym), of my brother going on and on to himself about why BGH in Starcraft "ruins everything." And update the gallery with other stuff too. Here's another Diablo 2 related item. http://www.diablohappy.com/diablo2/GemGenie/. Nice! ALWAYS INTO THE EAST.

- Friday, July 07, 2000 04:39

One of the biggest trends of the unwashed smelly teenaged masses, when it comes to sharing what's on their mind (which is usually always the same thing--one thing "rox" and another thing "sux"), is stating their opinion as fact. Now granted it's known to happen a lot with people older than 20, even many many years older than that, mainly known as a subjective state of mind or just plain lack of mind all together, but WHY?????????????????????? What's the fucking point? When someone says that "Slipknot is the best band ever, no doubt about it," what's their point? Obviously Slipknot is a trendy whigger band for trendy whiggers who don't know what a guitar is. There is a logic behind their statements, however! You see, the more conviction you have when voicing your opinion, the more power it has and the more it can seem as if it might hold truth. So all these drooling mongoloid suburban whigger children come to the conclusion that if they state their opinions as fact, it will make it seem like they believe it so fervantly that it will make it actually appear to be a little more factual. Too bad it doesn't work. The only people who believe that crap is other dumbass whigger 13 year olds "wazzuping" about a hundred times a day.

- Thursday, July 06, 2000 03:57

Ranting is trendy. Fortunately for us, raving isn't yet.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, July 05, 2000 20:10.

I'm reading all these Devil Hunter Yohko sites, and I've never been exposed to such bullshit. EVERY single fucking review or page or whatever starts with the same bunch of lame paragraphs. Sadder still: "At first glance Yohko Mono seem like an ordinary teenager. She is sixteen years old, pretty, and extremely boy crazy. She lives in a nice neighborhood with her mother and grandmother." Two fucking huge lies in those few sentences. Anyone who has seen the movie knows that none of the above is true about the "character." And there is no such thing as boy crazy. It's really called "overly flirty/waiting to be gang raped someday." And we never really see her neighborhood, but if she lived in a shithole, we'd never really notice. The animation is choppy, like almost every anime on Earth. It's about 3 frames per second, which means that it can't even really be classified as animated. The story, which is hailed by japanabes are "like, sooooo awesome" is totally fucking braindead. Every joke is flat and unfunny, painfully so, and amost every line of dialauge hurts to read. This is nothing more than glorified pornography for stupid little children who can't appreciate real art, or even real porn. The plot is simply an ok idea made worse as a full story. Apparently the story is that a teenage girl and her grandma are extremely SILLY HAPPY for about 60 minutes, then the movie ends. There's also a lot of nudity and a little blood. All in all, it's the best movie ever made. Certainly better than The Great Escape. Oops, looks like this 60 minute piece of shit that's being passed off as "full length" really is just one of those violent cartoon tapes you'll never rent if you have any sense.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, July 05, 2000 16:34.

Yes, sad news for anyone who actually played through Counter Life and were hoping that they'd fix the bugs that would let you finish the game. (from their list of bugs in the FAQ) "8. You can't buy anything in Alien's World (eg:Xen, Gonarch's Lair), because you'll never find any First Aid Station and H.E.V Charger there, if your out of ammo, just use cheat. Type "impulse 101" without quotation marks in the console. don't know console? type "`" to bring down the console." They don't even fucking mention the fact that the jump pack doesn't work. Bad news mod makers, IF AT ANY POINT YOU NEED TO CHEAT TO FINISH THE GAME, THEN YOUR FUCKING MAP PACK OR MOD IS NOT DONE YET. Granted, the mod is still awesome, and the fact that 90% of the levels are playable is quite good. But when I got to Xen, I went from being excited to being IMMENSLY dissapointed. I just guess the standards for their mod weren't as high as say, Sven Coop... OR FUCKING COUNTER STRIKE.

- Tuesday, July 04, 2000 14:50

POWDAPUFFT GOILS

- Tuesday, July 04, 2000 00:18

Just thought this was funny. http://art.action-halflife.de/ Later: I went to www.action-halflife.de just to see if they had any comments about their whining-in-action comrade. This was the most recent news thing I could find mentioning them. "Action Art - A site designed with a community focus in mind. The site does not thrive without content from YOU, The Action fan! Our site is a chance to have your artwork displayed for everyone to see, in your own gallery, with your email displayed for people to send feedback. As you send in more work, your gallery will be updated. We also accept cool and weird screenshots as well, so those of you not so artistically inclined can have a chance to have your name in lights as well! If you want to go the whole nine yards, you can even write photoshop or paint shop pro tutorials for us, and we'll be more than happy to post them up. We thrive on submissions from the community." And then you go there, and it's gone, just replaced with some selfish crying unrelated to the actual content of the site. I saved the page too, in case they actually cut off that dead weight and replace him with someone who's competant.

- Monday, July 03, 2000 20:09

I replaced one of the intro quotes up there with a little Java quote program I remembered I had on the hard drive (unzipped, specifically) from a while back, after I decided today that I wanted some random quote generator up there, for a bit more variety. A VERY TINY BIT. By the way, note to self: when putting in the "\n" line breaker in an added quote for the quotes text file, REMEMBER WHICH ASSFUCKING WAY THE SLASH IS SUPPOSED TO GO. \ That way.

- This page was last updated on Sunday, July 02, 2000 12:24.

-endless drum fill- Ever forced to sit through a "family meeting?" Ever feel irony that the family includes you, mom, and a house filled with pets that shit everywhere and make a ton of noise? Every single thing that they both had to say was just shit that had no point, or that was irrelevent to reality. So the fuck what if Mazen punched a hole in the wall in his old room? Why is that kind of thing important to us getting an apartment? And why am I supposed to walk into this whole apartment buying thing scared shitless, pissing on myself, shaking like a leaf in the wind, just because Mazen could kick us out of the house if we don't have our name on the lease (we have about as much chance of that as any other person on Earth does, a 0.000001% chance)? Mom simply doesn't want us to have an apartment. She wants my $500 a month. It's just that simple. I can't win. Doctor Jimmy and Mr. Jim When I'm pilled, you don't notice him He only comes out when I drink my gin -endless awesome drum fill of fillingness-

- Sunday, July 02, 2000 12:21

I scribbled this down while pretending to "do the math!" during one of those stupid family interventions about "getting your goals in focus" and "figuruing out what you want to do with your life." And of course about how we are going to be begging for God to kill us because we'll just be so in debt from trying to pay the rent on a cheap apartment even with two other people helping to pay the bills. Meanwhile we got to hear our fascist man-hating aunt Meg talk about how she made $5,000 a month and was still broke because bills were just so much--DUH. This is supposed to make us realize that paying the bills is hard? It just makes me realize that I want nothing to do with my family. The only real math I did on the pad there was the "1 + 1 = CHU" underneath the representation of Kitty, who is getting his/her name legally changed to =^_^=, sort of like Prints.

- Sunday, July 02, 2000 04:12

We kill bugs and insects, because they're pests. We kill lions and tigers. Because it's fun! ^_^ Chickens and pigs. Because we're hungry. Phesants and quails. Because it's fun! ^_^ And we're hungry. And people! We kill people. Because they're pests. And it's fun! ^_^

- Saturday, July 01, 2000 11:08

My jacket's gonna be cut slim and checked Maybe a touch of seersucker with an open neck I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat I wear my wartime coat in the wind and sleet