- 6/29/01 7:39:38 PM

How to tell if the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode you're watching is funny: If you can see the spokes in Crow's head-net, it's funny. That's just a little clue that lets you know that the show has progressed enough to where they finally started getting the witty jokes in, and their bluescreen technology was advanced to show the smaller details. Earlier biker movie episodes, Sidehackers and Wild Rebels, are excluded because they picked up on the fact that MST3K episodes are made funnier only by the nature of the movie, like a goofy fantasy movie or lame actioner, as long as it's not in black and white. MST3K's best episodes were the more recent and more ambitious shitty movies. Just want to see if this font shows up at all, ever. Having problems with AIM showing fonts. This font mystery needs further testing.

- 6/26/01 11:21:24 AM

This log is important and good enough to have its own update. GidboozyracialslurwebsiteHanoiJane.htm

- 6/26/01 11:17:27 AM

I noticed that the local Targets was selling Doos Ex for $10. Wow, a game that new in the little bargain bin? It's not even in a box, just a little case. "Special limited edition"? I guess it's some special version of the game. And cheap. Let's buy it! "Limited edition" in this case meant that it's a limited VERSION of the game. "Preview edition." A glorified DEMO!!!!!!!!!!!! I was a little mad. But for ten dollars, it's about five missions. An OEM sort of preview version of the game. Longer than the real demo. A lot more play, more levels and stuff you can gain and get. While it's bullshit that they tried to slyly pass it off as the real thing, for $10 it proveded some good play. Actually, I'm not done with it. I also love the fact that I can write down my own little notes and tips for the game in its little OS. And it reminded me of how fun the game is. Unfortunately, we might not EVER have to buy the full game now. Just paying more money for more of the game. Might as well buy NOLF instead. It's still a good way to spend time with a new game while waiting for about ten good Half-Life mods to either be released or come out with their next big groundbreaking version (2.0 of SvenCoop, 2.5 or 3 of Wasteland, and 1.3 of Day of Defeat, plus Master Sword, Azure Sheep thingy, and any other nice stuff that can pop up hopefully soon). BITEW! CHEERS!!!! to VH1 for closed captioning their Top 100 Whatever shows, so all the deaf people can enjoy a bunch of geeks from shitty magazines talking about why Styx's "Paradise Theater" or whatever gayness was so influential to rock and roll music! Thanks VH1. I prefer E!'s closed captioning of trashy True Hollywood Stories. At least that has entertainment value for deaf people.

- 6/22/01 12:21:11 AM

From alt.games.final-fantasy (this won't be one of those I HATE FFAGS updates, since the newsgroup is a wasteland now THANKS TO US, THE EVIL NEP BROS!!!!), and directed to Rob "TEEH CYPHER" Lowe who started a big crossposting spree a few weeks ago to spark insanity in some lame newsgroups: Newsgroups: alt.games.final-fantasy Subject: Re: Cypher, be vengeance. On Fri, 22 Jun 2001 00:47:38 GMT, Jhoh Ford < agentbinky@yay.yahoo.com > wrote: > I was netcopped at work for a post to the "I just realized something" > thread on June 7. I'm pretty sure this is the same thread the > legendary Cables were netcopped for. > > The newsgroups were alt.suicide.holiday, rec.sport.pro-wrestling, > alt.games.final-fantasy, alt.fan.sailor-moon, alt.toys.transformers, > alt.tv.star-trek.voyager, and alt.slack. > > Please direct your special attention to these groups as I do not have > the patience to create another account and do it myself. > > Sincerely, > J. Ford Yeah, that was totally fucking gay. When @Home got the notice, they sent an e-mail to every account under our name, and then a letter to our house about it. So mom got that letter and sat there, on her period, reading it out loud in front of the TV, non stop, like she was a robot. It was a pretty ridiculous scene. Someone needs to be slapped in the face and made to cry for being such a pussy. My post here pretty much summed up that strange scene at our house the other day, and the reason for it. Jsoh almost RUINED IT AND MY FUCKING LIFE BY RUINING THE STORY O GOD I HATE YOU JSOH YOU RUINED MY GOOD NAME ON THE INTER.WEB

- 6/21/01 10:26:08 PM

I finally beat Fallout 2. AFTER YEARS OF PLAYING!!!!!!!! Playing Fallout 2 eventually makes me want to play Wasteland, and playing Wasteland eventually makes me want to play Fallout 2. Here's our character stat thingies, curatsygh of Fallout 2's handy wonderful stat printing option. Jsoh Neep My Marcus is loaded down with tons of crazy drugs. He loves it. By the way, I didn't actually play enough to get to level 90. I used that handy Fallout 2 Guide item in my inventory.

- 6/20/01 4:27:40 PM

I once had a dream a few weeks ago where mom was screaming something. Just one word, which she was shouting insanely about. The same word over and over again, and I couldn't make it out either. Just some word. Then my brother woke me up and I realized I was snoring really loud. And just yesterday, we get a tos notice from @hoem because we replied to a massive crossposted post. Mom was apparently reading it out loud for several hours (I say supposedly because I was asleep at the time). I know it just sounds silly but Johoh asuresd me that it's much more bizzare. CANT YOU SEE THE CONNECTION THO BETWEEN THE TWO STORIES??DSAgFDF. Read these: http://www.poppolitics.com/articles/2001-05-29-pearl.shtml http://www.poppolitics.com/articles/2001-06-02-titanicredux.shtml You should read these if you're really bored or really hate the movie Pearl Harbor, because they're long. BUT READ THEM.

- 6/20/01 4:27:08 PM

Jsoh and I just watched They Live. Why didn't anyone tell us about this movie?

- 6/16/01 2:11:42 AM

I'd be updating now if I could think of anything good. I can't, but I guess that's good enough to update with. What's really keeping me is the fact that I broke through a little wall in Fallout 2 (again), so after a few years of working on the game all together, I'll finally be able to finish it, and pound every enemy into dust with my 10 intelligence. I also watched a bunch of movies that were good. So that's good. Some other stuff happened. I want to learn more fancy HTML tricks, like that hilarious funny fun time funny glow text code thingy stuff! That's like the best fucking thing EVER. I'm thinking of replacing the entire site with just glow text, since everyone knows that it's HTML tricks and Flash stuff that people go to sites for, not actual content.

- 6/14/01 7:34:32 AM

I posted this to the Prindle record review site, about post-Ozzy Black Sabbath: "Ronnie James Dio, a cosmic mistake. All the worst parts of Dave Coverdale (that would be everything except the Zep ripoffs) and Ratt/Poison/Scorpions and all that shit. Dio. Man, that's just fucking sad. Holy DIVAH. Holy shit what a fucking lameass. And now he's singing for a Black Sabbath album before going on to Rainbow. Why couldn't he skip the defiling of a great band and move on to his own pathetic washed up career? Dio is undoubtedly the Sammy Hagar of 1980, stealing the name and reputation of a classic (and in this case legendary) group and doing a face plant, obliterating three great musicians' credibility in one fell swoop. An album so cringeworthy that it should be regulated by the government as a health hazard. But not the old Sab heart attack hazard, where your life was in danger and you came away with a few whitened hairs. This is more like a crippled and bitter hazard, no longer trusting the music world for the rest of your life. Aurally raped by a hairy little imp with no talent and no balls. Yea, I mean Dio. Dio. Nice name... FOR A FAG. It's funny to pretend he actually performed music after leaving Sabbath, because he didn't, and he sucks. But yea, the rest of the guys are on top of their game still." I was really tired when I made that. By the way, check out the link jhoho left down there. They even have their own version of Megan, named "Robin" apparently. Or something. Maybe not. Mp3 of the Maybe Not: Edgar Winter Group - Free Ride.mp3 Take it easy.

- 6/13/01 4:34:09 PM

http://members.v3space.com/lakeyland/old3.html Caught! Anyway, while we were out, Jsoh and I have started watching MST3K again, via our several old tapes from the Comedy Central era. At first we wanted to sell them all and clear up the space, and now today I'm totally thrown off by the fact that I can't find "The Magic Sword" in any of them, and that it might not even be listed on our tapes, so I'd have to WATCH ALL OF THEM ANYWAY. Blurginly blurg. Another thing!!!!! A friend and I were webially chatting the other day, and he still talks about how much he loves the Megan Project. We both love it for the same reasons--it destroyed lives, OVER THE INTERNET! People who were dumb. They had it coming. Feeling stretched. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm And so I know that, even though it may not be important to the average dork out there on the internet, it meant something deep to us. The emotionally destruction of those lifeless internet cliches with more interest in anime than their own lives. Our personal enemies. Oh yes, it's IMPORTANT, people. I am so drunk. LOL!!!!!!!! ^_^ That's just a reminder of that funny glow text code. And here's an AIM log.

- 6/6/01 7:30:48 PM

You know, all those unintentional word repeats are starting to get to me.

- 6/6/01 5:34:23 PM

We've been gone for a while due to our main computer (the one with the GOOD video card) screwing up. Possible reformat was needed to fix it--I don't know, I'm actually writing BEFORE it was fixed, hence before I can actually update our index page with this and upload it. Anyway, we've been gone because of the comp, I'm sure readers of this site were curious. All one of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, while we were "gone," apparently someone left the back gate open in the backyard, and mom's yapping white little raggy dog ran away. Mommy's best friend, aside from Prozac. Aside from not caring what happened to it, Jsoh and I were a little happier. Maybe it ran away forever, and left town. Maybe it ran out into Ford road, and, after getting its guts smashed out by multiple tons of automobile, caused a gargantuan accident, with metal bending and twisting everywhere, glass exploding and flying into children's faces, head-on collisions throwing some baby boomer who's too good for a seatbelt through their windshield, limp bizkit fans in their Neo VW Bugs slamming forehead first into their steering wheel, cars exploding with blood, gasoline igniting, newborns in carseats firing out of the windows, SUVs flipping and crushing the soccer mom driver between the roof and their seat. BUT NO. Apparently, a couple blocks away, some dog-loving family found the dog and put up fliers, saying that they found a white poodle (although I think Bee Bee is a SHIT ZOO or whatever the hell), and they were waiting for "MOMMY OR DADDY TO COME GET THEM" [my emphasis -ed]. So if you're reading this, you already know the computer got fixed. If you're writing this, you're fucking sick of reinstalling Windows 98 and you really DON'T care if the computer gets fixed or not at this point, since you're just going to move on with the second, shitter computer. UPDATE: the format didn't help. I just switched to a shitter mouse that doesn't fuck up.