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- Friday, March 31, 2000

adventuresofkittyandflower.txt. NUFF SAID.

By the way, if someone says "nuff said," too much has been said.

I put in about fifteen minutes of hard work into this mother. Compare it to the GSG9 skin I made on the files page, which was also about 15 minutes of work.


- Friday, March 24, 2000

Man, how sad. The IP address I gave out yesterday... I think I'm going to stop going there. THEY TOOK CS_747 OFF THE FUCKING ROTATION. I sat through an entire 30 minutes of de_dust, the new personal-deathmatch map/terrorist rape festival, waiting for one of the best maps ever to load up only to find out they took it off rotation to make room for small maps like cs_rush or some SHIT. The deletion of cs_747 is the biggest fucking kick in the sac to team play, ever. A map where you actually have to work in a group in a team, and the winning could go EITHER WAY, instead of a half hour period of the LPB team raping the other team over and over until the next map loads up. In cs_747, you could actually find your way around the map and come up BEHIND the enemy team, and kill two 70 ping counter terrorists who are assfucking each other in the first class cabins or something. Fuck, there should be a server that only plays cs_747, and maybe cs_backalley too. FUCK SHIT SCAG

The server message that pops up when you join or a new map is loaded said that "any T intentionally killing the hostages will be permanant" No period at the end there. I SUSPECT it meant to say "permanantly banned." After I found out cs_747 wasn't going to be on the server anymore, while on the terrorist team, I desperately wanted to kill the hostages on purpose and just get banned as a big "fuck you" to the server. But I didn't. I couldn't bring myself to just start slicing them up. It just wouldn't have been fun enough for me, I later realized. Instead, I bought a para, camped in the hostage room (siege), and waited for any reason to start shooting wildly and "accidentally" kill the hostages in any way. Suddenly the server was five times more fun! In militia and backalley, I commanded the hostages to stand in front of entrances, so if I wanted to shoot an invading CT, oh darn, I'd have to shoot through the hostage! Golly, that's too bad! Oh no, I just blew through that hostages head because someone was coming in a vent! Darn, it was only a terrorist friend. That's too bad, really it is. Another time, what the hell?! My gun won't fire! A helpful terrorist told me that my gun jammed. Ah, that's probably it--oh wait, there it goes, oops, I just blew another hostage's head off. How crazy! I'M DOING ALL OF THIS ON ACCIDENT. And, of course, when the round ended, I just killed the remaining hostages. Hell, all I really needed to buy was a Desert Eagle for the next round, and I was happy. Maybe even a grenade (to use on the hostages), and some kevlar if we won. Technically, it wasn't intentional, and I wasn't killing all of them at once as soon as the round started. I'd wait, making an art form of it, like some sort of production. I would only kill them at the right moment. Ah, what fun.

Another fun thing was binding the \ key to say "CS_SEVEN FOURTY MOTHERFUCKING SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!" as my own personal tribute to cs_747. I push it whenever I kill someone. Or whenever I want to. And no, I DON'T FUCKING SPAM with it. That's crossing a line.

Yet another site related item, I made a Winamp skin. It's just so great. It's called CreexulAmp!
CREEXUL
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YAY CREEXUL LOL. Download it today! By the way, with newer versions of Winamp, you don't even have to unzip the file, you just put the zip file of the skin in the skins directory/folder, and it'll work from there. Horay!

And another thing, I updated the gallery with more pictures, and did a little fixing to the gallery pages I added yesterday. So go look at it, YOU ASSHOLE IN A HAT

Er, one more thing. I added an "Old News" page where all the old updates are, in case you want to read those for some reason.

ONE LAST COMMENT. I feel like my grammar is gradually getting worse and worse. It's probably from playing Counter-Strike with people who can barely speak English (i.e. deathmatch players).


- Thursday, March 23, 2000

A gallery update, I added about three gallery pages now. It's really only eight new pictures, though. Not really SPECTACULAR pictures. But still, nice. And small, for the most part. Horay!

Anyway, I changed my mind, here's the server you'll most likely find me playing Counter-Strike:  208.44.192.10:27015

That's basically it. I GUESS.


- Saturday, March 18, 2000

By the way, a few days ago, I put up a new ClansRGay logo on the files pages, which includes the URL to this site, except it's better because instead of making it look like a polite suggestion, it looks more like a selfish demand. And that makes me, personally, satisfied. Naturally, I've been using it.

Anyway, some more me chatter about beta 6. It's really good. Yay. cs_747 is my favorite map, because of the insane shootouts that occur in the cabins, and the fact that 747 is currently the map where I got the most kills. Mainly because I know how to sneak around and catch either the Ts or CTs from behind when they're not really expecting it, which is the key to 747. Sometimes two people at a time meet my bullets face to face. Plus it helps to get a good position. And it's also easy to rescue a hostage or two within the first minute. Other people complained about the map being too dark. Buy night vision goggles (through the normal buy menu, in case you haven't been paying attention to CS.net).


- Tuesday, March 14, 2000

Beta 6 has been out for a bit, and a large portion of the servers are running it. However, the whine factor from some of the players is at an all time high.

Look at Counter-Strike. It's a modification of Half-Life that's not only FREE but it's done well enough in its beta stage to be worth paying for as a seperate game. Yet people feel that they're suddenly seasoned game critics who know so much about games that they can bypass all the professionalism of the mod, and every single detail that's right, to point out that what they don't like about the new beta "sucks." And usually, that goes for the entire beta, with some people. Who the hell do these assholes think they are? First of all, if you don't know that you need a bit of time to adjust to the new CS beta whenever it comes out, you're either a newbie (to CS or FPSes in general) or a llama (an online gaming mental deficient, for those not "in the know" on the new lingo out there, ahahaha, haha, ha), or a combination of the two.

And most of the complains come about the new maps, which are "too big." Personally, I think the only good maps these days are the maps that are "too big," as they put it. Dust isn't fun anymore when there's only two large choke points and the game degenerates into who can buy the weapons and rush the fastest. Even with the bomb scenario, with only two ways to go, it's just going to be a big deathmatch with nicer weapons too often.

Now, what I'd really love to see is a server (A FAST ONE, with a 20 player max even) that will run only those huge maps. 747, backalley, railroad, maybe even fang. I like militia and siege plenty, but having a server with only the huge maps which actually take THOUGHT and intelligence in order to navigate, therefore requiring real strategy AND MAYBE EVEN TEAM STRATEGY in order to actually win, will easily weed out all the new whiners and llamas and pussies who want to spend their time whining about how the new beta sucks because there's no rocket launcher or some shit.

And to each of the beta 6 whiners out there: haha, you fucking pussy.


- Sunday, March 12, 2000

Beta 6 has been released! The rampant news about the beta6 release attracts all new breeds of whiners to the game, who will all eventually stop playing by next week. Anyway, I did update the GSG9 model for beta 6, even if it was already compatable. Not like anyone will be downloading it, but... oh well. Jsoh and I (Jsoh being the original founder, and I being his brother) are working on a small weapons guide to beta 6 which will be posted here soon as soon as we do a little more studying on the new guns. Plus, a beta 6 story my brother provides, from an AIM conversation he had, which can be found below. A sad story. With a happy ending! ^_________^ Note the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas reference, which he says he really did say in the server just before leaving.

Jsoh Cable (6:43:49 PM): goddammit
ikazuchi (6:43:54 PM): hm?
Jsoh Cable (6:44:13 PM)
: stupid fucking chico clan server
Jsoh Cable (6:44:21 PM): they kicked me because of the clansrgay tag
ikazuchi (6:44:24 PM): heheheahhaha
ikazuchi (6:44:26 PM)
: HHEHEHHEHE
ikazuchi (6:44:30 PM)
: Morons
Jsoh Cable (6:44:35 PM)
: it was retarded too
Jsoh Cable (6:44:41 PM): the guy had downs syndrome
Jsoh Cable (6:45:06 PM): he didn't really figure it out til some complete ass said "clans arent gay dude"
Jsoh Cable (6:45:15 PM): o Christ
ikazuchi (6:45:23 PM): morons
ikazuchi (6:45:26 PM)
: MORONS
Jsoh Cable (6:45:28 PM)
: their clan site has some STUPID techno blasting on their site
Jsoh Cable (6:45:32 PM): imbedded techno
ikazuchi (6:45:39 PM): hehehe
Jsoh Cable (6:46:15 PM)
: and so the moron admin chimes in with a brilliant "don't be mean to clans clans are cool dude"
Jsoh Cable (6:46:21 PM): and then kicks me instantly
Jsoh Cable (6:46:26 PM): I said almost nothing
Jsoh Cable (6:46:32 PM): but he still just kicks me
ikazuchi (6:47:43 PM): fuckign homos
Jsoh Cable (6:48:32 PM)
: so just before I left, I said "I have to take a lot of shit because of my tag, BUT I DONT HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM NO SPIC PIMP ADMIN"
Jsoh Cable (6:48:37 PM): and then typed quit
Jsoh Cable (6:48:51 PM): that was fun
Jsoh Cable (6:48:55 PM): too bad the server was bullshit
Jsoh Cable (6:49:09 PM): there was no 5 second starter thing
Jsoh Cable (6:49:15 PM): the matches started immediatly
Jsoh Cable (6:49:23 PM): I asked the guy why there wasn't
Jsoh Cable (6:49:34 PM): and he just says "because clans arnt gay"
ikazuchi (6:49:41 PM): what a moron


- Monday, March 6, 2000

I replaced the Yuffie flashbang skin with something better. SO GO LOOK AT IT.

Oh yeah, funny story: I was in a CS game today, and some loser from a clan immediately says, for no apparent reason, "you just hate clans because you suck." He definitely thought he was "badass." More whining from him continued (and, surprisingly, people came to my defense, HORAY ^_^), until the last minute of the map when I (CT) went into the siege vent and there he was, poking his terrorist head up. He shot me a couple times. Then I completely blew his head in half with MP5 fire, spraying the remains of his skull all over the place. It was hilarious. In the next map, he shut right up immediately. He was my little bitch. As said, there's nothing like getting your head split in half by automatic weapons fire to humble a man. Especially when it's a fucking pussy like that guy. And yes, of course, he died screaming.

I usually notice that most people in clans don't really get bothered by the name, which is good for them. It's always funny to see some whiner in some complete mongoloid group of a clan with only two members (who are always trying to recruit anyone) try to make a stand for all clankind and come up with some "clans arn't gay u r the 1 hwo is gay" comment. Especially when they later get vivisected by the bullets from a high powered rifle. Unless of course their mommy paid for a cable modem for them so they can be LPBs.


- Sunday, March 5, 2000

Had to change my e-mail address, since my Yahoo/Geocities accounts that I've both had since before they merged has been deleted since I was storing sound files for my brother's Lewis Black web site. I started with a Yahoo mail account first, I believe, and then got a GeoCities site and mail account because I could check it with a mail program. Then suddenly they merged and I couldn't check EITHER ONE with a MOTHERFUCKING ASS SHIT mail program, I had to go to the damn web site, and all that was ever there was about 50 spam mails per day. FUCK SHIT ASS SHIT FUCK. Anyway, I just went and registered another Yahoo mail account, because really, the clubs there are pretty good for FREE PORN, AND ANYONE WHO KNOWS ANYTHING KNOWS THAT IF YOU READ PORN SUDDENLY YOU ARE A COOLER PERSON THAN OTHERS, SAME GOES FOR DRINKING BEER. Anyway, the new e-mail address is in the same place that the old one was here on this page.

Oh yeah, another thing, I finally got bored enough to start seriously fiddling around with Worldcraft, and I'm putting together a small map. It really sucks, and I bet it will continue sucking forever and ever. But I'm bored, and when I get done (or done enough) with it, I'll post it here. Perhaps when I get completely finished with it, it might actually be not too bad for a first map from a person who can't even draw a straight line with a pencil and paper.