Quit the game, disconnect from your service provider, cancel your internet account, throw away your computer, and stop thinking. Your brain has unrepairable defects, please refrain from using it.
| - Wednesday, May 31, 2000 - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| - Wednesday, May 31, 2000 - AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
But you know how it is. First he says "hey, let's go take a nice quiet relaxing walk in the graveyard," then suddenly it's "let's dig up some corpses [corpsii -ed] and put them in FUNNI FUNNI poses and take pictures!" and suddenly it's "let's have sex with the corpsiies" and then it's "let's summon Satan!" So, keep that in mind, ladies! HOW ARE ALL THE FINE LADEEZ IN DA HOUZE 2NITE????? YEA ;)~ |
| - Wednesday, May 31, 2000 - afternoon, a few hours after I woke up |
| - Wednesday, May 31, 2000 - Deep in the dark sweaty bowels of the night. |
Life is Skittles™ and life is beer. I think the lovliest time of the year is the spring! I do! Don't you? Of course you do. ^_^ You know, running a site that deals in things related to PC and online gaming, I'd probably want to interview Gooseman or Cliffe for this site. It could give this site some publicity too, and up the hits I get here. But I'd really rather interview Tom Lehrer. Or Eminem. On TV, even. A network TV show that allows unlimited swearing. And public executions maybe, so I can have tori amos on my show. And be a millionare! Of course, I have to suffer horribly either later in life after the show, or before I become a star. It is my theory of natural equilibrium. It might be someone else's theory already, but I don't know about it, so here's my thoughts on it. Famous people either have to be famous for a time and then disappear/have their lives fall into ruin, or have the ruin happen beforetime, OR they have to be unknown during their life and then become famous after death (Van Gohghhg, or Kafka), OR the world will have to have suffered in the way that the famous person will come in and restore the equilibrium and therefore they will not have to disappear or suffer for their fame and glory, the equilibrium existing and continuing in a sort of expanding mathematical spiral pattern. Everything lives by the spiral. For everything you forget, you will remember something else, and for everything you pay for in pain you get back in healing. BLEE BLEE BLOO BLOO karma is an incorrect offshoot of this theory BLEOHBHWOIB music is now paying for the artistic wave that's gone by in the 60s and 70s and some of the 80s LRHEOBHER HURF HURF I'm going to end up homeless and in the gutter where I will die screaming and be shot to fucking ass hell KH8392THB3 I might be a fucking billionare in ten years WHROIHWGY898H33H I hope I'm able to legally kill people then for fun and profit BLKHEOIHBOHOEI398 if I'm wrong I'll destroy everything you love BOIEH AT THIS RATE NOTHING BAD IS REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN WITHOUT SOMETHING REALLY GOOD HAPPENING AND THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE DESTROYED DOESN'T THAT SUCK?. Why did I type that? You know, I really seriously believe in natural equilibrium, even though I DON'T WANT TO (it would make things way too fucking predictable and even hopeless). But I ruined it all because I couldn't really put the thoughts out clearly, so I said fuckit. And then, in the end, I decided to post this on the site, because I don't want to bother deleting all of that. It's probably a mistake to keep it up there. I have other things on my mind. I'm probably subconsciously bringing natural equilibrium to my own life by way of Universal Life Force which is the subconscious bleebloo hurf. Good night! ^_^ Oh yeah, and I made a tiny update to the CS Tips page. Stuff about voting, burst firing guns, and getting sound back when the game is minimized. |
| - Tuesday, May 30, 2000 |
Quit the game, disconnect from your service provider, cancel your internet account, throw away your computer, and stop thinking. Your brain has unrepairable defects, please refrain from using it. |
| - Monday, May 29, 2000 |
^_^ |
| - Sunday, May 28, 2000 |
Apparently, it's a notification that the person does not have the mental capacity to tell if something they've been told about is real or not. You'll probably see the writers for Planet Half-Life saying that soon (using the word "write" loosely, because those who can't write, write for Planet Half-Life). |
| - Saturday, May 27, 2000 - later |
| - Saturday, May 27, 2000 |
For now, though, for a few days, we'll be moving our nice computer here out to the garage where we will be living, because our mom decided to recarpet and paint our room, and maybe add a doorwall to the back wall. But we might plug the modem in out there, with the phone line out there and such (for some reason I don't understand). It will be better than this tiny room, living with two other people. |
| - Friday, May 26, 2000 |
People are coming to our message board to actually post advertisments for their own clans. Is that fucking sad, or what? |
| - Wednesday, May 24, 2000 |
Putting a movie soundtrack behind your live performance doesn't make you creative. |
| - Tuesday, May 23, 2000 |
Who is she? I'll rape it. Got a bet there? I'll meet it. Getting high? You can't beat it. |
| - Monday, May 22, 2000 - later |
Also, I got the flash intro up for the Kitty and Flower thing. I also wish to report that it's something completely unnecessary, to make AND watch. So go check it out! |
| - Monday, May 22, 2000 |
That's mainly the reason why I worked up some of this Flash stuff. I will NOT be making a Flash intro for this web site. Instead, I've already created a really really small one to intro for The Adventures of Kitty and Flower page. Which is a small text file. Yes, a Flash intro leading to a small text file. It's my personal statement to the world of Shockwave. The statement being that Shockwave is pretty fucking ASS GAY when in the hands of the public who use it to trump up the endless clusterfuck of human failure that is their poorly-designed and unnecessarily (animated) image-heavy web site. |
| - Sunday, May 21, 2000 |
However, it might have interest to you if you understand that this is a 35+ year old mother of three who is obviously in love with me. Except she's more of a watered-down derivative of me, and not really having a conversation but instead parroting me. Because I am God. Just thought I should let you know that. JUST LETTING YOU KNOW. |
| - Saturday, May 20, 2000: later that day! |
| - Saturday, May 20, 2000 |
And I am not one of those Seanbaby imitators. Just thought I'd let you know! ^_^ Oh yeah, by the way, a friend of mine, OVER THE INTRAWEB!!!!, has recently acquired Flash, and he's made a little movie with it that is esentially about the life mission of my brother and I. It is totally dead on. I hope you have Shockwave already or something. I just hope you don't have it so you can watch a bunch of fucking stupid south park (again, not deserving of caps) cartoons on the Comedy Central site, or wherever. Not that it would be a problem, but I actually have virus scanned the file myself. Not because I was concerned about a virus, but so I could actually say I scanned it already, here on this site. |
| - Friday, May 19, 2000 |
RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way, if I were your average trend-monger (not that there's anything wrong with that), the link would lead to "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminemienm Shady. Not that he is bad or anything. I say he is good! That means it's true. What is even more true is that Strapping Young Lad totally fucking blows away pussy whigger bands like korn and limp bizkit (not deserving of caps). |
| - Sunday, May 14, 2000 |
Hookups are for trendy fucking whiggers. Anyway, my brother was in a CS server today that didn't allow swearing. Isn't that absurd? People were being sliced in half by automatic weapons firing, and their skulls exploding and brains spraying out, but they didn't want anyone swearing. Get a fucking grip. They played de_dust ten times in a row, and changed maps every three seconds. I actually went on that server myself, a month ago. He changed his name to "FuckYouForsaken" which was the server admins name, and he was kicked faster than they would even kick a cheater or a team killer (friendly fire was on, too). That's usually the thing about admins, they won't kick cheaters, unless the cheater insults them personally. Everyone else was swearing anyway. And they were annoyed by the dumbass admin changing maps constantly, and threatening about how "if you keep complaining, YOUR TIME HERE WILL BE FAIRLY SHORT." Isn't that impressive? 209.143.46.244:27015 [Mmmm] CS Cleveland OH DS3 Cleveland must be a really bad place to live. |
| - DATE [if this says "DATE" then I fucked up and didn't update the timestamp here]--oops, I mean Saturday, May 13, 2000 |
Just kidding, it's fucking stupid. What I really want to do is be able to sit around all the time, but make money. I got my (first and last) paycheck Friday anyway, so I spent it on a bunch of nice things (like REAL FOOD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). I was able to afford a virus scanning program, just to be safe. I also got a George Carlin CD (Back in Town) and my second Tom Lehrer CD (An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer). I also rented some good movies. And if I was still working, I'd be still having to go to work instead of spending my money and enjoying it. A job where they don't even know what the hell they want me to do. Three different managers telling me to do three different jobs, and if I do one of them I'm not supposed to be doing, I get in trouble. That only lasted for a day, though. Once they made me work stock/bagging/janitor all in one night, I realized it was time to move on, give a big "fuck you" to everyone, and get my $200. Isn't that great? Game related... I haven't played anything, really. Not even CS. I really don't even know what I've been doing in my supposed free time since the last update, other than watching a couple movies, and eating some food. And sleeping. That's really what free time was when I was working/going to school. It was just sleeping. Food came in third place. Sleeping, school/work, and then eating. One day, I want to be able to make my own food money at a job that everyone else has. i.e. A job which is bullshit. According to my friends and family (who are pretty irrelevant to me), every single job I ever could have will be like that. Just one endless bullshit job after another. Anyway, clans are gay. I just thought I'd let you know that! |
| - Tuesday, May 09, 2000 |
If I had a links page, I'd take the entire huge banner from the top of the OMM site, and use that as the link banner/button. Just reading the site makes me believe that I really could make something really cool on the internet, somehow. But if I'm right, Creexul will probably go unnoticed until I die screaming in hell. Which might be better, so I don't actually experience everyone's disappointment and lack of interest at it while I'm still alive. Seeing as I'd probably be sitting a foot away from their face, giddily spasming, drooling, and vomiting, they'd be less likely to actually enjoy it as long as I FUCKING LIVE. Perhaps I will end up homeless, dying alone in the gutter (which is where I seem to be headed, what with all my marketable talents for show right HERE AND NOW). Rur. Oops, you know what, I was stoned when I wrote the stuff about my site being like OMMs. I just realized that my site isn't all white-on-black anymore. Never mind! |
| - Friday, May 05, 2000 |
A fucking spectacular article, which is actually mirrored because the original site that hosted it is down or some such, about just how much Planet Half-Life these days fucking sucks and the maintainers of it are fucking morons. I saved it to my hard drive immediately, because it's that good. As you can see, in my older updates, I agree with this totally, as does my brother, who desperately wants this guys e-mail address so he can congratulate him or some such, or maybe tell him about this site. If the link to that is down, e-mail me, I'll put it up on this site or provide the text of the article, or whatever is necessary. |
| - Monday, May 01, 2000 |
What I wanted to really check in with was my comments on the newly released Half-Life mod, Firearms. I've been playing it a bit, for the past couple of days. I've already come to a conclusion. This is a great mod. Huge bunch of variety, more than AHL and CS combined. More weapons than both mods combined, and more new additions to gameplay and interesting new scoring system (it's so new that I haven't exactly figured it all out yet). Basically: it's two army teams, and there's capture points, and you can also gain lives for your team. If your team runs out of lives, the other team wins, and it goes to the next map. There's also "capture the security card" stuff and such and such. Someone said it looks kind of like a Team Fortress 2 alpha. Indeed it does. Very military. The models and maps aren't very professionally done, as you'd expect from Counter-Strike, but that doesn't get in the way of the gameplay, which can be quite awesome. There's some problems with stupid team killers on friendly fire servers and such, but there is an option to have a person automatically booted after they kill teammates so many times. It's all very interesting, compared to all the other mods out there. Definitely something new for the mod world. So, Firearms is really really good. |