- This page was last updated on Thursday, November 30, 2000 10:17.

I'm so fucking tired that I am halucinating. Ahweyrod. Apparenrtly, according to Jhoh, I can no longer even think about posting mp3s in any fashion on this site. Which isn't a bad idea, seeing as how it's totally pointless. I like the idea of suggesting music though, but o well. FUCKFDSHFHGSD HATRRED. I HATE YOU Jhoh. I could simply be telling him that I hate him. He's 2 feet away from me. But here I am, typing it out for the site. Why am I typing it? It's crazy. And the main reason I shouldn't be posting silly mp3s: in a few months, it'll look stupid, LIKE A FUCKING E/N SITE. Even though the simple fact that I am complaining about it here means that I am doing the complete opposite of what we both know I should be doing. I should obviously just use the mouse and wipe away all this text, then close the HTML proggie^_^ and go to fucking sleep. But I won't. Why are we injecting the Jack Daniels, we can just drink it!

- This page was last updated on Thursday, November 30, 2000 07:17.

F*ck. Sh*t. So*th P*rk.

- This page was last updated on Thursday, November 30, 2000 05:52.

I stopped downloading any singeplayered HL map packs I saw, because there's almost none at all. And the current crop of new ones look terrible. I also have to admit that Chemical Existence, being one of the worst SP mods ever, has shaken my faith in custom SP maps. We're toying with Worldcraft again, yes. And so far, there have been no strange computer-crashing, mind-blowing, hair-fraying bugs that have ruined our maps and our harddrive, yet. But if it does, I will personally load the Worldcrapft program into a floppy disk and THROW IT DOWN ON THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND, and then shout FUCKING FUCK THIS GODDAMN ASSFUCKING ASSPOUNDARY BULLSHIT. Or something. Because I am still sick to death of fucking Worldcraft.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, November 29, 2000 04:29.

When you think about it, the idea behind the new HLMP mod, Front Line Force, is a really good idea. Most of the stuff in the mod right now isn't that great, but there was this one idea that I really liked and that certainly makes the mod stand out in it's own special way. Again, like CS and FA, FLF uses real world weapons and such. But the one thing that is actually original and cool is the "teamplay meter." Depending on how many teammates are nearby, your teammate meter (or whatever it's actually called, represented by red yellow and green helmets above your stamina) displays how much of a gameplay bonus you get. With each notch in the meter, you get an accuracy bonus and you actually recover health and armor permanently. That's pretty damn cool. Finally, a teamplay mod that truely encourages players to stick together as a team. I wish someone would release some kind of "teamwork training" mod of some kind, so we'd actually have people playing CS who knew what the fuck to do (as in, not running around by themselves like retards).

- Tuesday, November 28, 2000 21:05

Sudden unwarrented references to Midnight Express are what makes this site great. Speaking of great, or rather THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF THAT, a bunch of stuff happened that lead to the finding of an old picture from my shitty old "Neptune Salad" GeoCities site. So I put that back on there. It's the huge interviews page banner with the close up of the HAPPI KAWAII ^_^ CRAB. http://clansrgay.clanpages.com/LOL;_; I only give the link because it's sad and embarrassing enough to be amusing.

- Tuesday, November 28, 2000 02:29

Jesus Christ forgave the bastards but I CAN'T.

- This page was last updated on Monday, November 27, 2000 19:49.

The only movie you need to see this year: http://www.filmthreat.com/Reviews.asp?File=ReviewsOne.inc&Id=1388 I fuck your sons and daughters because they are pigs.

- Sunday, November 26, 2000 14:07

I haven't been updating due to subjects I can't talk about right now. That, and I've been spending most of my time on newsgroups. Look for my work by searcing for the word "creexul" on Deja.

- Oops, I forgot the timestamp and now it's too late

I had the brilliant idea of rounding up all the current AIM logs and putting back buttons at the end of some sort, when I realized it would be easier to simply delete the fucking portion of address after "clanpages.com/" So when you come up to the AIM logs and you perhaps recieved a link to them that wasn't from our site, then just do that. You know, whenever. I'm not uploading this now. I'm going to try and beat the NFLO demo, and then I'm going to go to sleepy dream place. And here's one last overlong sentence that no one will read anyway and shows that those missed years of school have taken their toll on my patheticness. I mean, my English writing skills.

- This page was last updated on Sunday, November 26, 2000 00:27.

I dunno if you caught any snippet where I talk about the Beach Boys, but I really do not enjoy their music. Weak surf shit that's so happy and friendly, it's sickening. For me at least. I just avoid their music really. So go ahead and color me hypocrite: Mp3 of the whenever, Beach Boys - Good Vibrations.mp3 Good, good, GOOD. Good vibrations, BOP BOP. She giving me. Excitations, BOP BOP. Good, good, GOOD. Good vibrations, BOP BOP. Exci- tatiiions... This mouse is fucked up. We're hoping to get a second computer soon, which means we can both play Sven Coop against each other or some shit. Rolling Stones "Heartbreaker" is ten seconds shorter than Good Vibrations. BUT HEARTBREAKER ISN'T QUEER. I hope Jhoh updates the site soon. All I have to report is that I reDLed the demo for No One Lives Forever and Elite Force. Thinking back, NOFL ran generally badly, but I don't remember it being this fucking bad. The game didn't crash yet but I was quickly reminded that THERES FUCKING WARBLY MUSIC PLAYING DURING THE GODDAMN LOAD TIMES, EXTENDING LOADING TO SEVERAL FUCKING MINUTES GODFDDMSADBHJFAAAAAA!!! Good AI and player animations, nice dialogue, and I love being a female, SO I CAN JACK OFF EASIER. Or somnetgfub. Uh, nice use of objectives, even if I got stuck on the second level. Bink says there's a part in the demo when you're on an airplane that cracks in half, and you play the part where it does. MAYBE HE'S LYING. I duno. STONED AGAIN.

- This page was last updated on Friday, November 24, 2000 19:42.

Our birthday is coming up. CELEBRATE THE BIRTHDAY OF YOUR GODS. RARSRDYDSAA!!!!!! Last night, I smoked a bit of my dwindling SMOKY WEEDULARS supply and put in the Quadrophenia diskettes. RAADSGHDJAFADAFSHGSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then we ate pizza and watched The Good The Bad and The Ugly today. WAAA WAAAAAAA. Anyway, for our birthday, we're gonna try and get a Gateway, and an ethernet thing to hook the new thing to the old thing and the cable line. So I asked mom a few minutes ago if we could go get our birthday present, WHICH A FEW DAYS AGO APPARENTLYTLTY WE WERE TOO OLD TO EVEN GET A BIRTHDAY PRESENT OR SOMETHING. Happy birthday Jhoh, guess what you got. That's right, you didn't get shit for your birthday. Isn't this the best day of your life? From now on, things will be different with this brand new NOTHING. Jhoh decided all of a sudden that we didn't give up on using Worldcrtfa, and is now in the process of making a joint Sven-Cewp map pack with me, by starting creexulbeta1.bsp yesterday. December 1st, that's OUR SPECIAL DAY. By the way, GUESS WHAT HAPPENED ON MY 16TH BIRTHDAY, A HUMAN BEING'S MOST CRUCIAL DAY. Guess. Paragraph. Paragraph! Paragraph? IAPFNC SBFKj A Paragraph. HIGH AS HELL RIGHT NOW. Sounds\mp3s\The Doors\The Doors - The Soft Parade.mp3 Mp3 of the whenever. :;scraed::

- This page was last updated on Friday, November 24, 2000 15:08.

I could easily type a few paragraphs explaining what we did over Thanksgiving, but I decided that a shitload of new, overlong AIM logs with be better.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 17:17.

My suggestion to the site tenfourmaps.com "My request is that the staff of this site uninstall Quake 2 and just walk away. Delete all the Quake 2 maps and stick to HL and OpFor. You guys are showing amazing tolerance, but you're are no doubt not being rewarded. I personally would have thrown my hands up and said "fuck Q2" when the game was originally released, but I guess that's just me." Possibly I've seen too much. Hanger 16, I know to much. Mp3 of the whenever: Megadeth - Hangar 18.mp3 Anyway, I'm kinda hoping that tenfour and other sites follow my suggestion, if they want to have a real site. But judging from their reviews of Chemical Existence, I'm betting they won't even pay attention. Their feeble minds will blank out everything I wrote, and they're just sit there drooling for a half hour until they accidentally close their browser thing or whatever. We took pictures of ourselves and scanned them, because we know how much you love us. Jhoh will be adding them eventuvbtakfhslgkhy.

- Monday, November 20, 2000 21:10

Last month or so, I got so fed up after reading a bunch of retarded reviews and posts on the IGN anime boards (guh), that I immediately registered and started trolling. After about ten posts, I stopped, and didn't go back until now, where I found this after hitting the link to the anime boards. Mission accomplished.

- Monday, November 20, 2000 21:04

We should just name songs that we'd want to put on the site, since Napster is still working, and if you wanted to get them, you could just pull them off Napster. However, Scour Exchange shut down early. We uninstalled it. And "Endless Waltz" is a fucking stupid name for anything. But it's even worse because it's the name of a queer anime offshoot that wasn't good in the first place.

- This page was last updated on Monday, November 20, 2000 09:05.

Gundumb Wing: Endless Waltz. More like Endless Fucking Waste of Time. IGN. Hate these people. 5 new anime reviews up at IGN, o boy! Where else could I find such a TREASURE TROVE OF ANIME REVIEWS? Mp3 of the whenever: Rolling Stones - Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby (Standing in the Shadows).mp3 I'm glad I opened your eyes. Next week, or whenever, it should be someone who isn't the Rolling Stones. Which could be good or bad, depending on.

- Sunday, November 19, 2000 04:24

My conspiracy theory yesterday, just before falling asleep, was that Old Man Murray might read our site. The "evidence theory" part of the conspiracy theory being: first, us mentioning Old Man Murray in an update some months ago. Second, Erik or Chet probably scan Google occasionally looking for mentions of them or OMM (which is perfectly understandable--and fun!). I came up with this theory so I could spend my final few moments awake giddily spazzing at the idea of some "big shot" web site reading our site--and then LOVING IT! The bad part being that if they read our site, we'd probably know FOR SURE. Anyway, I meant to make this update so I could post even more pictures of me and friends getting the word "pussi" through the Acrophobia clean room language filter. And other general LOLfullity. Great acro by "DieselMachin" (i.e. JT, our hilarious resident metal-loving metal friend). And just below it, my brilliant acro. Oops, that's right, it's not brilliant, it's fucking stupid! Two of my acros show up at the same time, and the acro from the LAST round I put in wins for some reason. Also, notice the quality of my acros. I used to actually care about the acros, and wonder why I kept losing all the time, and became frustrated at how I could barely even get a vote (because my acros were boring). Now, I don't care at all what goes into my acros. Usually it has that hilarious "clique" language that only my friends would get (all three of them, THAT'S HOW ELITIST WE ARE). And then if I put some swearing in mine, I'll get some more votes. My entire outlook on Acrophobia changed once I realized that everyone else playing was stupid, and that the game itself was stupid and only good for going to the clean rooms and trying to get swear words through (which gets even more fun if someone in the room gets pissed off at you for swearing). It's not like I give a fuck about getting kicked or my account being deleted, since my account is a year old and registered with an address I don't even HAVE anymore (I think my old Worldnet address, WHICH IS FUCKIN OLD AS A FUCKING OLD BAG OF OLD SHIT). I'm reenacting a scene from the edited-for-TV version of Pulp Fiction, which was what Megan was leaving the game to go watch. JT again with a great acro! And whenever I'm given an "R" in this game, I always try to make the word "retards" or some derivative of that word. My kleeky friends, the last people in the game, leave. So JT and I are alone in the game except one guy who's probably passed out, and some other guy who just joined. And we're ending our game with the Face Off round. These are the results. I really earned that 1 flip.

- Sunday, November 19, 2000 00:18

IT'S ZERODY ZERO O CLOCK Anyway, the entire concept of us putting mp3s on this site is no more, because Clanpages has a 500K limit on files. I wouldn't mind really, there's no reason to put mp3s on our site except for self-indulgence that we feel is justified by the fact that almost no one reads this (which also gets rid of the entire bandwidth problem that would be created). However, I know there's at least ONE picture in our gallery, an animated gif, that was about 800KB. So if you go around this site and find some files missing, well it means I didn't bother to fix it. Something might change later. I do not know.

- This page was last updated on Saturday, November 18, 2000 17:47.

The best show on the History Channel is easily Tales of the Gun. Easier than all eternal hell.

- This page was last updated on Saturday, November 18, 2000 12:47.

I tried playing some CS today, but man. All I remember was the rampant lag and plossy ploss. Entire clips of ammo were absorbed, and I died numerous times, too many times to count! And what was my score at the end of the game? 19/8 I guess I will be back to playing CS again. What that picture didn't show was the two HE kills I got just moments before riding into the phalanx, with my colt at my side.

- This page was last updated on Saturday, November 18, 2000 05:05.

No One Lives Forever rocks! 'NUFF SAID!!! Thanks, OMM. They're obviously reading the site and deriving from us. Obviously doubtlessly. They read it every day. Kind of like BTREN does. I remember playing the demo for NOFL. There was a lot of talking, and the game also ran generally unpleasently. Long load times for everything, and the game crashed after I died once. So I uninstalled it. But thinking back, it's not a bad game. It's not a bad game, because OMM loves it. And we're obviousuly derivatives of OMM. Which means that OMM is a derivative of itself now. Or sometughfigundg.

- Friday, November 17, 2000 22:00

http://www.superosity.com/d/19990814.html Expect see some changes around here!

- Friday, November 17, 2000 01:32

Girl, we couldn't get much better! ^_^

- Friday, November 17, 2000 01:20

Finally, I'm going to actually do a proper showcase of the color logos I made, for use with Half-Life and all its mods. Maybe I'll remember to put this stuff on the files page. MAYBE. And for this update, a brand new anime-bashing Half-Life color logo! And remember, if you're going to actually use these, rename them to "pldecal.WAD" (caps don't really matter as long as it says pldecal.wad). And click on the picture to download. First one I made, with just our URL. There's no reason for anyone to use this! I think this is the second. I made this for the AVL clan though, including a quote that one of the guys liked to use, until the Counter-Strike server we all played on disappeared one day. This is obviously the best logo. Three big circles. This picture is like a work of art. We destroy the art by defacing it with our tag. EVIL. Anime sucks. This is what we were using until today. I wanted an anime-bashing logo that we could call our own. Not only does it insult anime and its fans more harshly, but I also got our URL in there.

- This page was last updated on Thursday, November 16, 2000 07:38.

Just so it's clear: Quake 2 sucks. Sin sucks. Rune sucks. Time Splitters sucks. Duck it all you want, it's simple fact. Time Splitters is a bit more of a tender subject, because our friend dished out the cash for a PS2 and some games, and he's been focusing on Time Splitters for quite awhile now, which is too bad. Not like we could tell him to stop playing it because it sucks. I wouldn't even dream of it. And hey, it's made by the guys who worked at Rare. But is it really a surprise that it's not that great? The PS2, being hard to program for, doesn't leave much time to focus on great gameplay. Only really stunning graphics. Out of Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, and Time Splitters, the latterist of latters is also the worst seen from Rare, perhaps ever. It certains runs a very distant 3rd place in that lineup. If you haven't played TS, let me sketch the tapestry for you. In the game, you play NO ONE, and clear objectives that consist simply of "get the talisman and run back to the beginning of the level," for about 40 levels or something. And no, I am not joking. Worse is the fact that when you're on your way back, the enemies you killed start to warp in as invincible zombies or some shit, which you can only kill by manuvering the impossible controls correctly so that you can fire at their heads. While that doesn't occur in all the levels, it does occur in the majority. Last thing about TS, the level design is easily worse than Quake 2, and that's PRETTY FUCKING SHIITY ASSFUCK BAD. TS in general is not worth money. It's sad to see people blow games like TS and Rune. And when you look back, Sin wasn't exactly reguarded as just some shitty Quake 2 mod that barely made sense and was a bad game in general (which it was), but rather as "The Best Game Ever." Which goes to show how stupid humanity is. And no matter how dumb I might be now, I'm not even in the same motherfucking ballpark as that. Quake 2 fans choke on a big fucking nasty, smelly, sweat-stained fatcock of evil and insanity. And in other news, UGO is trendy as hell. They need to be executed perhaps.

- Wednesday, November 15, 2000 23:09

Playing Counter-Strike 1.0 some more recently, and I'm not NOT playing it fine. Which is good, because now I can not not play it again. Again, a good thing.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, November 15, 2000 07:34.

Pay It Forward! :) THE KID DIES AT THE END. That's what should be on the movie posters.

- Tuesday, November 14, 2000 20:37

Reading a bunch of reviews for Little Nicky at Rotten Tomatoes, and I realize that they're mainly giving reviews that belong to the South Park movie (judging by the quotes).

- This page was last updated on Monday, November 13, 2000 02:44

Here's a good idea: We should delete a bunch of the mp3s that are up on this site, and do some kind of mp3 of the week. And we'll post the link every week, which should simply lead to a zip file on our clanpages site known as the CRG site. Or something. STONED. Status: STONED Situation: Hungry and bored Solution: Ramble about stuff on this site. You know, I really regret selling out N64 for food money. Because now I want to actually own Perfect Dark, plus Majora's Mask looks neat. Also plus extra, Zelda 64 was a fucking awesome game, and Mario 64 wasn't too damn bad either. Uh, anyway. When the week was over for the certain mp3, we'd delete it. And this week's mp3 is Rolling Stones - Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker).mp3, which I guess I'll try to get Jhoh to upload if he accepts this plan. I am playing Sven Coop a lot, because it's the best mod to play right now. Me and 7 other doodz, running through dark hallways, blasting the shit out of a pack of marines. That's just cool. And yes, there are some shitty maps for Coop, but the good ones are so fucking good. By the way, I think I should point out that Action HL could be a really good mod, if they ever decided to work on it. So I guess what I'm saying is, Action HL is a terrible mod. And speaking of terrible mods, COLD FUCKING ICE.

- Sunday, November 12, 2000 08:17

By the way, "ploss" means "packet loss," packets being the information bundles being sent through the computers when you play some online shooter. So packet loss is what causes your bullets to not hit anything in Counter-Strike, or what causes you to not see the enemy until they've already shot you. Most of the new netcode changes that, but I'm getting heavy loss now with 1.0. Really. I'm actually complaining about a new version making netplay worse for me. That is what I'm doing. I am ashamed, especially ashamed at how I should be complaining, because this time it's true, as opposed to the fifty other times it's happened, where every other dumbfuck CS player has whined about anything. What's worse about CS players, the real nail in the coffin that is their skull, is that they complain about the new models, as if it was a problem. It obviously isn't, a problem is something that makes something go WRONG in the game, such as paying for a weapon in CS and not getting it. The new models being too different from the original (different in this case being "better") is not a real fucking problem. It's not even anything, except a difference. If there was a bug that crashed your computer in CS, they'd still whine about the player models looking "gay" instead. Whitesnake is what's gay.

- This page was last updated on Sunday, November 12, 2000 04:13.

I was gonna do a long rant about how frustrating playing FA is. FA is a really diverse play. With the new skills system, you can really do a lot the better you become. You can also select between a very wide range of items and weapons, which is nice. I was also gonna mention that the way they seemingly handled the netcode was by just ignoring it, which meant an extremely laggy play. But now with the new FA patch, things seem to be mended. Not completely, but decently, so FA will certainly be on our minds for the next few months straight. Although, they took out all the names for the fucking guns, which is really odd. All the guns have odd generic names, instead of their actual names. And what I said about CS below, I retract a certain line. I hope they release the new 1.1 tomorrow, because I am getting heavy assed ploss. I played some Sven Coop and got less ploss. O well. Also, we dug up Metal Gear Solid for the Playstation (I think I already mentioned this), which brings the PC version to mind. The MGS PC port is certainly one of the best ports and easily a better game than the original. Not only are the graphics much improved, but a real FPS type view mode has been inserted into the game engine. Hitting the First Person button twice in a row activated it in the demo version, and allowed me to run and backpedal, as well as strafe, while firing. Just awesome. Whitesnake - Still Of The Night.mp3 I am rocking out. But not to that, actually. To Rolling Stones more like.

- This page was last updated on Saturday, November 11, 2000 23:41.

Played some CS, but the only part that I took notice in was the wall to wall whining going on. Everyone had something to say about how the game or some map is now totally ruined, or how the models are ugly. Bad news for these people, CS is now a retail game. The CS team is going to continue to present CS in these new models and animation, because it reflects on them. The CS team are professionals and they have created a professional addon for the Half Life game engine which they are now selling. All these people whining about how they wish CS was the way they wanted. Some of these people end up making Counter Strike ripoff mods that suck. The CS team will stick with these latest game designs because that's what they were going to be several months ago. The CS team had this plan for quite awhile and they knew they would take flak for it from earlier players but they knew what the final version of their game was really going to be. If they actually change it, I would die of shock. Maybe. I really hope they just keep it the way it is, because that would show me that I have been playing a professional mod all this time.

- Saturday, November 11, 2000 12:43

I went out on a limb in a fit of boredom (and a fit of cough syrup), and read further down on the front page of the AHL site. Really I did! And I found out that it just gets worse. First, they have a Mission Impossible 2 themed Action Half-Life wallpaper. This is a feature? On a real web site, THIS WOULD BE CONSIDERED A JOKE. And further down, there's a tribute to someone apparently involved with Action Half-Life (it's not mentioned how--maybe there's no involvement other than someone who knew the mod makers). It has a couple blocky models saluting, and a feathery filtered text saying farewell to some guy they never mention by actual name, but instead by internet alias. That's the big crippling sign that you can't tell the difference between the internet and reality anymore: your tribute to a friend that died doesn't mention them, but instead the InsertCombinedNameHere name that they used on the internet. I admit I did the same thing for the guy I knew as "Qenny" a while ago. But I didn't have a TRIBUTE with some flowery picture stamped on there. To tell you the truth, I don't even remember his real name, because we didn't know each other that greatly. And he had a weird first name. Some weird jumble of letters. He probably didn't even die, he just went into lurking. That crazy Qenny!

- Saturday, November 11, 2000 12:24

Oh yeah, and NBC's official Conan O' Brian site has a fucking FUCKTON of movie clips and stuff. Almost every PSA, If They Mated, and just a bunch of other junk. It is awesome, go see everything there. Go, now. Right now, GO. This isn't a joke, GO NOW. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GO NOW. You're pathetic. >:( -the more you know-

- Saturday, November 11, 2000 12:12

I should be getting paid for this. A lot of people making web sites get paid for doing a lot less. Proof that LOL ISN'T A FUCKING WORD. However, scut is. And so is jizzmopper. I have successfully defeated the Wordox language filter! That's really where the whole "SUCK MY DICK MEGAN" thing comes from, me trying to beat the Wordox filter. Of course, now, it'll be I'M SPRAYING A GIANT SWEATY HOT LOAD OF JIZZ ON YOUR TITS MEGAN. I am sexually harassing her--over the internet! New Firearms patch is out, which I think I'll play instead of Counter-Strike from now on, since--again I thought I'd never end up saying this--somehow the new version has brought about a crippling lag problem. It's a complicated way of saying that I suck now, but I have seriously seen some massive delayed packet problems (definitely not my fault--LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DOWNLOAD SPEED ABOVE, YANNO???), and bugs involving paying for weapons and not getting them. Imagine that--it takes your money, and doesn't give you your damn gun. It's sad that they have all these bugs on an official retail release version of Counter-Strike too. It means that the version they're selling in stores includes bugs that seriously fuck up the game play (just like Crimson Skies, except not as bad). You'll actually need a patch in order to play it. It's too bad, because it's a really great mod. You expect something like this from Sin or some shit. On a related note: Action Half-Life is still fucking stupid.

- Saturday, November 11, 2000 01:51

If you want (sarcastic) proof that just about everyone who writes game reviews for any gaming web site SIMPLY CAN NOT WRITE, read this now and cry. The good thing is that if you can't write, that means that you can at least still be hired by GameSpy.

- This page was last updated on Thursday, November 09, 2000 12:12.

The reason why you're seeing more posts than usual about Action HL (usual being no posts) is because I re-DLed and installed AHL, because I was getting a little tired of the same old CS and sparse Sven servers, and the netcode for fucking Firearms is just a laff. So I DLed it, and they obviously are extremely unprofessional. The netcode has been included, but only accomedates the client side fire control. The rest of the game is lagged out like fuck. If the AHL team would quit pretending to be a professional mod making team, I wouldn't have a probelm with their whining, but they all think they're the best mod ever, all the while wearing wallet chains and backwards hats. And there's no excuse for that. Besides, the model animations are terrible. Why does the hand cannon recoil in slow motion? So anyway, I thought I should tell you that we did indeed DL the new CS 1.0, which is out now. A summary of the new guns should be up whenever we properly evaluate them. I will tell you this, the new CT only pistol and the new SMG are cool as hell. Fear of a Backwards Hat.

- Wednesday, November 08, 2000 21:40

http://www.geocities.com/fighting31st/Law_31.html This has to be the only GeoCities site today that has an interesting personal bio page. God has a hard on for the marines.

- Wednesday, November 08, 2000 20:41

You know, if the people who make Action Half-Life could code, they wouldn't have anything to whine about. However, they act like Valve only makes patches to make AHL unplayable. Instead of, I dunno, to fix problems and improve code? From their own site: Oops, Valve did it again The latest HL patch (1104) made AHL unplayable due to introduction of the new 'lets all spawn at the same spot' feature. Please rest assured that we're working on finding a solution as soon as possible. We don't know yet if this bug is a feature and therefore was implemented on purpose (in which case we will release a bugfix) or if its broken multiple spawnpoint code or something to that effect, where we all would have to wait for Valve to release a bugfix. [in black text so it would show up as invisible against the black background] Valve just rules (vlav si suck or something) It should be noted that if you're using a Britney Spears reference in your WHINING, then that's not only bad writing, it's proof that you're 10, emotionally. And people play this fucking mod? Man, some people will just play anything.

- Tuesday, November 07, 2000 19:26

Hey everyone! When it comes to online deathmatching, does the idea of laggy games and high packetloss thrill you? Would you jump at the chance to play games where the shot detection simulates pings of about 1000? Are you looking for jumpy spazzy models with bad animation and no detail? Are you looking for the same old thing, nothing new or original? Well you are in luck! Action Half-Life is back... WITH A VENGANCE! The vengance apparently being the most self-righteous net-code-whiny movie file for any game or mod, ever. Yes, I'm linking directly to the file. They actually whine about the netcode, proving that there's nothing else on the site worth seeing.

- This page was last updated on Tuesday, November 07, 2000 13:45.

Hate. I figured I would add some stuff to the tips page about moving while firing and stuff.

- Monday, November 06, 2000 05:14

My brother is addicted to weed, and The History Channel. Not that I blame him. By the way, Jsoh, yes, it IS spelled "Bismarck," at least according to the History Channel's web site.

- Monday, November 06, 2000 05:10

http://www.amihotornot.com/r/?eid=G8SQK&key=SWWSE

- Monday, November 06, 2000 05:02

Just in case you actually needed proof that the internet is full of complete blithering idiots, a snapshot I took while in a game of Acrophobia: Pretending to drink over the internet. Can a human sink any lower? My friends and I later humiliated those losers out of "their own" room (even though it was a public game room, they claimed it was theirs, until we SPNAKed them out). scream508 = Megan, so that means this picture is proof that she's completely obsessed with sex. I think it's disgusting personally, the way she talks about sex all the time! I just don't understand why! She must be some kind of sex addict. OVER THE INTERNET Hopefully this will be the last time I ever play Acrophobia! I am the opposite of knowing why I play this game. I guess it's because Megan tells me to, and I'm too busy stalking her over the intra.web to not play. Really. Really.

- Sunday, November 05, 2000 16:06

Obviously you would not be aware that we're using a different logo, because I didn't mention it. Well here it is. This is what it looks like.

- This page was last updated on Sunday, November 05, 2000 13:49.

I dunno if you were aware of this, but we are using a new CS logo. And we're also using it for Firearms. It's that Anime Sucks gif. By the way, PPG isn't on anymore. Was it cancelled or something?

- This page was last updated on Sunday, November 05, 2000 09:36.

After Tales of the Gun, I thought I was going to sleep now. But then the History Channel showed "Sink The Bismark" and I was awake for another hour and a half. So I thought I was really going to sleep then, but not before another half hour of The Fighting I, Story of the USS Intrepid. The History Channel is the best channel on cable.

- This page was last updated on Saturday, November 04, 2000 11:31.

Did a little research on the origins on the anagram FFAG on our hard drive. It has a complex history that is covered in a series of longass AIM logs with a guy named tapehead. Hopefully, Jhoh will be bringing the FFAG anagram saga to a CRG site near you.

- Thursday, November 02, 2000 19:18

BinkyGENERALSDAUGTER.htm I just remembered that I should've put this on the site by now. This is the original log where I first caught on to screaming THE GENERAL'S DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for absolutely no reason. Try it with your friends next time you see them! This is a pretty old log, back when my AIM name was "Neptune Sd." And I used a bunch of stupid smilies and shit, like the O_o and ;-) that make me want to PUKE!!! But then I redeem myself when I go on a no-smilie streak as Binky and I talk about The General's Daughter, La Blue Girl, and movies. Specifically, sex and rape scenes. That is what makes this log a classic! O_O ;-) *grins* Just ignore the smilies. And the other stupid SHIT. Oh yes. As you can see by the timestamps, the conversation lasted six hours. SIX FUCKING HOURS. So don't expect to even get to the General's Daughter stuff until ABOUT AN HOUR INTO READING THE FILE. A lot of it is stuff about some old web site that my brother and I used to have, which has completely disappeared.

- Thursday, November 02, 2000 13:20

A quote from somewhere on the Prindle site, from the "guidelines to submitting reader reviews" page. After over a year of associating with readers of the site, I've decided to take review page submissions on a "first come, first served" basis. Whenever I usually get requests by people who want to review a particular band, I say "Sure!" and never hear from them again. I think that I've gotten three requests to review Kiss (and one full page by Jsoh Cable, but funny as it was, had I put it up I would never have survived the hate mail) but no actual reviews. Yay for us. The link to that very Kiss page, on this very web site, is somewhere in the news from last month I think. And look below! Remember to check out that FUCKING Chemical Existence review, because it is awesome.

- Thursday, November 02, 2000 13:12

Okay, I have updated the reviews with our review of Chemical Existence. It's our longest review. Thrill as Jsoh and I take turns mercilessly beating on this Half-Life TC, because it's not that good.

- This page was last updated on Thursday, November 02, 2000 00:27.

A review of the HL mod Chemical Existints should be up soon. I mean, in about 24 hours.

- Wednesday, November 01, 2000 20:42

A perfect day for us: cold gray day outside--getting stoned, with a pizza, and watching the History Channel. We don't ask for much.

- Wednesday, November 01, 2000 19:59

IT'S ALMOST TWENTY O CLOCK. Anyway, I updated the gallery, FINALLY. Went from 91 to 100. A perfect 100, even with a perfect five pictures left. And I even threw in an old personal scanned picture on that last page. Go see why our gallery is better than any other gallery in the world, ever.

- Wednesday, November 01, 2000 17:51

I am obsessed and filled with scary hatred. I would smoke a joint with TMB.