- This page was last updated on Tuesday, October 31, 2000 23:39.

UGO = center for fanboys and losers the world over. Thanks, UGO. I *will* stay drug free, until I can get some more DRUGS OF THE HARD CORE NATURE. Boo.

- This page was last updated on Sunday, October 29, 2000 21:44.

Our friend came over last night, with weed and the PS2. And that's when I came to the realization: The PS2 is overrated. He brought Madden 2001, which was a great sports game, and I don't even like sports games. And then the two other games he had were just so mind-bendingly dull that I smoked way too much pot and ODed! Sometime during this despessing realization, I asked to see the demo disc that came with the PS2, and it included one of the dumbest games I have ever seen since the old NES days. Or something. The game was called Incredible Crisis, and broke the boundaries of a bad game. I can't even explain it to you. Just go look for some reviews of the game. You'll notice they're all good reviews, because people in general are soft and stupid. They think that if it's "weird" and "Japanese" then it must = genius! They don't realize that a bad game is a bad game. Just like Quake 2: The Worst Singleplayer Game Ever. Humanity eats a big fucking cock. We haven't been updating much because we're watching the History Channel a lot, which might just be the best channel ever. I dunno!

- Thursday, October 26, 2000 22:50

Okay, added your STUPID reviews. Also did a little moving around of stuff here on the index page. Remind me to write up that huge deconstruction of Dragon Ball Z.

- This page was last updated on Thursday, October 26, 2000 11:16.

It is possible that we're facing the end of music as we know it. MTV is taking one hit wonders and making them into rock stars with a career in terrible songs aimed for the neverending supply of teen morons. Or maybe not. Perhaps Limp Bizkit will die in a car accident/plane crash. Note to Jhoh, fuck you. I mean, update with my fucking reviews already.

- Wednesday, October 25, 2000 05:27

The planet Half-Life wav pool (as usual, not deserving of caps except for the name Half-Life) has updated, for some reason. You'd think they'd just quit, after realizing that they don't know how to put up interesting content, just like the rest of PHL (initials always get caps). Anyway, I expect Jsoh or I will write up a review of the new wavs, just so we can have an excuse to further prove that the wav pool just plain sucks.

- Monday, October 23, 2000 00:11

http://www.thegia.com/ Bad fucking news: any video game news site that has a weekly fanfiction feature ISN'T A REAL VIDEO GAME NEWS SITE. Fuck that queerness.

- Sunday, October 22, 2000 23:45

I actually added a log to the firstchats page on Project Megan. Just because it was especially good, and I realized that I did not have any Binky logs there! So if you've already read all of Project Megan, now you're going to have to go back and read THE ENTIRE THING OVER AGAIN.

- Sunday, October 22, 2000 19:06

Okay, I made a logo for the Project Megan site.

- This page was last updated on Sunday, October 22, 2000 12:37.

If someone asks you what the best song of all time is, just tell them it's The Real Me, by The Who. Seeing as how Quad was the best album ever made, ever. We're gonna try to work on a HL review, but instead of just gushing as we usually do every week or whatever, we'll be rounding up incorrect portions of Half Life reviews from game sites. Like when someone in a review says that HL "tripped up on multiplay," we will correct them about how HL is the most popular multiplay game on the planet now, and the improved netcode helps any other problems with multiplay. And such. But for the moment, we are on the verge of releasing my reviews for the Crimson Skies demo, and Starfleet Command. And I think there's something else. Note to jhno, make a logo for the megan project.

- Sunday, October 22, 2000 04:49

BITTEW (clique language)! The commercials for that Chicago Behind the Music episode were probably better than the episode itself. The episode just went on about how the band used to be just identified by its logo, but then the band started having troubles when they showed up in MTV videos in the early 80s, and one of the band members took all the spotlight and got a big head and left. That wasn't interesting compared to the famous gun story, the one our mom used to tell us about, when Jsoh and I were really young. She would tell us about this, apparently, really stupid guy who put a gun up to his head, and thinking that it was either empty or had blanks, pulled the trigger, blowing his head off. Jsoh and I just laughed at such an absurd and hilarious idea. Then, in the Chicago BTM commercials, every time, you'd see one of the band members start to get all choked up as he would recall their ex-band mate's last moments. In the commercial, you see the guy retelling the tale as taking the clip out (I always thought it was a revolver!), putting the gun against his head and pulling the trigger a couple times. And then the really weird part--he puts the clip back in, puts the gun to his head, AND PULLS THE TRIGGER A FEW MORE TIMES! So now, the story according to Jsoh and I is that one of the guys from Chicago actually emptied an ENTIRE CLIP into his skull! Burst fire blasting into his head with each of the several pulls on the trigger! After half of his brains blew out from the first couple of shots, HE KEPT PULLING THE TRIGGER! That is amazing. Too bad they couldn't show a slow motion pan/zoom of a picture of THAT on BTM. Oh yeah, and if the only way we can remember Chicago, other than that beautiful fake memory, is in some Adam Sandler movie about wacky demons with speech impediments ("IT'S THIS YEAR'S FULL MONTY!" - any retarded film critic), maybe we should just pretend that Chicago doesn't exist. At least South Park hasn't had any of their characters sing a cover of a Chicago tune yet. OR HAVE THEY?

- Sunday, October 22, 2000 04:48

"You can make a fortune in lies. You can keep a giant alive. You can ride the red until everybody smiles. Can you show me your gold and your silver? A hero in frozen water. Neptewn Sellud. COCOTOWN SALAD SMOOTH RIDICULOUS DISC OF SALAD AMAZINGLY SUCCINT EARTHQUAKE OF SALADIC PROPORTIONS EXPLOSION OF EPIC PROPORTIONS, EAT IT WITH THE FORK OF LIFE" - Zach "Perfect" Nucleonics

- This page was last updated on Saturday, October 21, 2000 04:45.

http://www.artistsagainstpiracy.com sucks.

- Friday, October 20, 2000 22:38

By the way, really funny thing in the below link. Might as well just paste it, so you don't have to bother looking for a paragraph that I give clues on how to find. Q. The other night I saw an advertisement for the Sally Field-directed beauty pageant movie "Beautiful." The ad said Rosie O'Donnell called it funny. Is this movie so bad it can't even find praise from obscure venues like "Wake Up Winnipeg!"--and has to take quotes from talk shows where the actors appear to plug the film and the host therefore gives clearly biased praise? Matt Rogina, Chicago A.Yes. My emphasis added, a day later.

- Friday, October 20, 2000 16:54

Why would only younger audiences laugh at The Exorcist? Answer: because DEY'R JUST 2 KEWL 4 DAT "Generation X ought to be killed to make place for people who care." - Devin Townsend

- Thursday, October 19, 2000 16:26

Someone just called us collect a couple seconds ago, but got hung up on by mom or mary. Sorry! Mom was questioning about them calling collect, and mary said that it wasn't collect, "it was Sprint." She likes Limp Bizkit. Anyway, I decided to post a couple AIM logs, both with me and B'tren, about STUFF. First one about how I think the government should rule over our hearth and home, and kill anyone, any time. And some stuff about how he doesn't like Misanthropic Bitch (he is a dumb WIGAA). And the other one is about how the newsgroup that Project Megan took place on has now been completely obliterated by my brother and I. Horay for us.

- This page was last updated on Thursday, October 19, 2000 07:42.

RATM is no more. News from alt.music.rush: I saw MTV sucking up to those idiots over the weekend. One of the fools was sitting there with a baseball cap that said "commie" on it. And the vocalist (yeller) takes himself so seriously it's laughable. Thankfully I have been fortunate enough to have been able to avoid this crappy band's music up 'til now, but I guess the pinkos in the media are going to latch onto them as the new saviors of rock. -- Geezer Smegma the Dumb Retard ejaculated: news:3826115B.78DDAD45@ix.netcom.com... > > > Mistake no. 1-Choosing to watch MTV, unless you posses the intellect of a > socially retarded 14 year old, which may or may not be the case. It's called channel-surfing. I know the only time you do it is when you have the shakes and can't actually control the remote. I was interested to see them actually perform. Then I immediately changed the channel and tried to think happy thoughts. > > Mistake no. 2-Judging someone simply on their attire. Or was it *more* than his > attire that bothered you? Someone wearing a cap that reads "commie" is designed > to raise the ire of the easily manipulated, and I see that it worked. Hey Dougetta! Did you read something I don't know about? Did someone tamper with my post? There was simply a statement of fact regarding an individual's cap. There was no judgment. I'll leave that up to your overactive imagination. Has your dealer cut you off or something? > > Mistake no. 3-A failure to recognize the focus behind RATM. They're main focus > is on serious subject matter, attempting to spotlight many injustices in the > world, which is a serious subject to those who cast more than a passing glance at the nation's troubles. The key word is "attempting". They're prime examples of an expensive education gone awry. I'll stick with "Hungry Freaks, Daddy" and"Trouble Every Day" and "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised", which I absorbed in my "passing glance" at everyone else's poor pitiful troubles. > > Mistake no. 4-Judging a band before actually listening to them. To me, this is > the ultimate in stupidity, even for Geezer. Actually, this was a Maherian mistake of sorts. I listened to their first album when it came out. One of my friends at work that hated the music I listen to (he was of Negroid descent and listened to the local Urban station) somehow came across the tape and gave it to me. I gave it back to him. Gack. > > Mistake no. 5-Labeling the media as all encompassing "pinkos". Again, shallow > minded but at least it's consistent with the poster's mind-set. You're on a roll, Suzy-Q. Read it again, this time with your eyes open. It doesn't say, "the pinko media", it says, "the pinkos IN the media". Seems to me that you are the one jumping to conclusions based on your prejudices. Again. Maybe your dealer's beeper battery is dead. > > Geezer is again fast at work proving he is a feeble minded child... ...who's diaper-sculptures are smarter than you. > > For those who dislike RATM for legititamite merits, that is understandable. Not > everyone can like every band. But for those who blindly dismiss anyone (or > anything) they consider "pinko", I'm laughing at you. Who might that be? I dismiss them because a) their music sucks; b) their vocalist is horrible and makes Metallica sound good; and c) anyone that would embrace communism is an idiot. > > Debora the Drum Rat (the prejudiced one who's world view is smaller than > it realizes) -- Geezer Dig me, but don't... bury me. Who takes the opportunity to laugh right back at her when he can stop his projectile vomiting long enough to do so.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 10:59.

Fucking a girl isn't as good as not playing Xenogears.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 01:01.

http://www.toastyfrog.com/ They've had a few near misses with being shut down, but this looks pretty final. I didn't get to see what the hell the "contest" even was. And this is really too bad, this was the only guy who even LIKED ANIME who openly bashed Xenogears. And now he's gone. It's sad. CRY, FUCKERS. http://www.kiss.uni-lj.si/~k4fe0104/ravehate/ This site is awesome, and it's still up.

- Tuesday, October 17, 2000 14:25

And Project Megan is still awesome.

- Monday, October 16, 2000 14:17

Project Megan, the reason why I haven't been updating recently. GO SEE BABY NOOOOOOOOOOW--AAAAAAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! -solo so awesome that it makes Eric Clapton kill his kid- LIGHTS! CAMERA! AAAAAA!!!!CTION

- This page was last updated on Friday, October 13, 2000 14:36.

The CS review I added to wasn't uploaded, so I uploaded it now. A lot of things have happened lately. Not important things, but just stuff we haven't been able to add or mention. I talked to a guy in a CS game named ha1o. Yes, the number one instead of a L. He actually had played a test version of Halo somehwere and it apparently is gonna be like Tribes. Or something. It looks awesome. Sven Coop has been updated for the first time in forever. Looks like the new patch should be out eventually. And I'm still playing CS. What I should probably do is go delete some of the 20 person servers and try to find some 14-16 person servers for CS. Less is more. Also, I have weed. Our lives are a mess. I still live with my damn mom. But for right now, life isn't really terrible. ESPECIALLY WITH THIS FREE RIDE. My new AIM icon.

- Thursday, October 12, 2000 04:40

I went back and changed the link to what was supposed to be a 35 meg movie file of Harry Careyary on SNL's Weekend Update, after it dawned on me the entire concept of "bandwidth." I didn't even get the file uploaded yet, but now I just had the link changed.

- Wednesday, October 11, 2000 21:07

Jsoh: MAKE UP YOUR FU CKING MIND

- This page was last updated on Tuesday, October 10, 2000 13:34.

I decided a few days ago that I was gonna hold off CS for a month or two because I was sick of it. Well, I changed my mind. From now on, I'll still be playing less than I did before but I'll be joining smaller servers, because that's where the fun is. I totally changed my mind about the quality of the mod. It's one of the best out there. So, I'm gonna try to add a few things to the pros in the CS review.

- Friday, October 06, 2000 16:54

I want to write up a few reviews of some movies I've seen, and other assorted chooxicitry (LOL@!!!!!!11111ONEONEONE), but I'm hoping that if I hold off in sharing my opinions, other people might catch on and stop putting theirs up on the internet all the time, or stop having opinions all together hopefully. Especially since they are all wrong, and we aren't. One thing I did want to do, though. "Humans Being" vs. "Humans Being" Really, if you download any songs from our site (especially after skipping past Jsoh's stupid Who bullshit that no one likes--I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT WHATEVER IT IS, IT SUCKS), it should be the above two files. And then dance in the raining Pepsi over your fucking beautiful pink soul. Why do humans always go to war? I do not wish to continue the war, I want to stop the hatred! And Jsoh was pretty much right about Princess Monokenekd, it was okay, compared to real movies at least, with less of the crap that makes anime so shitty. But it's so much better to say that it sucks so you can make the Japanabes so furious that they completely lose control of their mental and physical capabilities, and start having fevers and cold sweats and shakes and spasms. It always works, since they have no self-esteem, but easily damaged pride. Insult a Japanabe today! I'm afraid to post hilarious mundane details of my life now, because of e/n sites, and how they've ruined it for me. Just when I was getting good at it. But at least we can still laugh at A REALLY REALLY WORTHLESS SITE THAT ISN'T EVEN REMOTELY INTERESTING, AND THE COMPLETE POLAR OPPOSITE OF SOMETHING THAT IS GOOD, i.e. any typical e/n site. Speaking of e/n sites, anyone else seen about 50 of those artful grrl e/n sites, usually found by going through the "i love masturbation" or "big tittied nude sluts" web rings. But then you get to the sites, and all they have are a webcam where, if you are lucky, they might appear in a bra. And all these sites are completely written in lowercase, mostly have their own domain names or appear to (like this site), have tiny fonts which are usually in pink or purple, a gargantuan assload of Java that's enough to make you want to just walk away from your computer, and the normal pointer cursor always replaced with the crosshairs or the backwards cursor for no reason. And all that to cover up the content which is mainly poems, "rants," or "journal entries," (which are just alternate ways to say "completely worthless bullshit"). Man, girls sure don't know anything about what's interesting or cool! Good thing that this site is so great, so I can say all these things about other sites.

- Thursday, October 05, 2000 19:03

I feel vindicated now. We just saw Creed's "Higher" on Pop Up Video, my suspicions were confirmed that, indeed, in the scenes where the camera moves around the band while they appear frozen, instead of the actual "bullet time" effect, they JUST HAD EVERYONE STAND STILL. Creed fucking sucks. Fuck that queerness.

- This page was last updated on Thursday, October 05, 2000 08:32.

We rented Screwed and Princess Mononoke. I'll tell you this, Princess Mononoke was about 1,000 times better than Akira, but that's not saying much seeing as how Akira wasn't actually a movie. But at least I enjoyed this movie. I'd put this up on the reviews page instead, but I don't have much to say. The movie was ok. Still very typical anime/Final Fantasy type story about killing God or whatever. Screwed was better, but I like Dirty Work a lot more, which is too bad. Too bad for Screwed, I mean. You know, when I think about it... those first 20 hours of playing Counter Strike were just great. Even without the netcode and such, the realism of the weapons just blew me away. Plus, the thrill of the hunt was great, and I loved that Goldeneye ripoff map. It's too bad that any sembelance of joy I once got out of CS is gone now, replaced by servers full of idiots. Self rightious idiots, who believe that when all else fails, camp like pussies. Even on DE maps, where the whole team can simply rush to a single bomb point and win. Now that CS is the biggest multiplayer online game ever, it's actually not worth playing. But at least we still have Sven Coop and such other mods.

- Wednesday, October 04, 2000 17:15

My stomach hurts.

- This page was last updated on Tuesday, October 03, 2000 06:46.

We are now rediscovering the magic of Dr. Katz on tape. Just when I was kinda tired of the tapes of Rocko's Modern Life, Jhoh digs up this gem. I know you want to know. By the way, ON TOPIC, I am so totally sick of CS that I'm just gonna stick to Sven and TFC.

- Monday, October 02, 2000 22:12

Or something.

- Monday, October 02, 2000 07:36

I decided to reread our manifesto page, hoping it wouldn't be outdated enough that something needed to be changed. But it was. And now I wished that we had a better design for that page (hint: next time let's not include so much information that's likely to change, such as our "bad connection speed" which no longer exists, and other junk).

- Monday, October 02, 2000 06:57

I will back up Jsoh's statement of our lack of association with anything remotely "e/n," due to the extreme worthlessness of every single e/n site in existence, and the fact that the idea behind e/n sites are to be worthless, and usually just as boring. Not even Stile Project is interesting. When you can't make a porn site interesting, it's time to consider suicide. Unfortunately, Stile's probably not only done that, but made at least a minimum of 300 posts on his site about it.

- This page was last updated on Monday, October 02, 2000 06:55.

First off, anime sucks. People, you are halting human evolution by watching this shitty slant-y cartoon crap. Second, I wish to state that I wish to have nothing to do with E/N sites personally. I would have already mentioned this but I HAD A COLD/FLU THE PAST WEEK, AND NOW I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT EVERYDAY OF THE COLD. No, just kidding. LISTEN TO THIS MP3. Here.

- Monday, October 02, 2000 01:40

E/N sites suck.

- Monday, October 02, 2000 01:31

Well, I didn't want to say it, but that 1997 In Review movie/zip file wouldn't upload. I didn't mention it because I thought maybe I could get it to. BUT I COULD NOT.

- Sunday, October 01, 2000 22:33

I uploaded four new reviews. Also: Gallery pages 78 to 90.

- This page was last updated on Sunday, October 01, 2000 10:28.

Let's see action Let's see people Let's see freedom in the air LET'S SEE ACTION LET'S SEE PEOPLE LET'S BE FREE, AND SEE WHO CARES Or something. Anyway, I wrote up a Sven Coop review, in case we didn't already have one. God knows 2 reviews of Sven Coop is even better than one. DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE WHAT YOU READ OR WHAT YOU WEAR Oops, I do care. Nevermind then.