- Saturday, September 30, 2000 02:59

Boovin.

- Friday, September 29, 2000 05:43

Some old text files we've had around on our hard drive: Random Love Calculator calculations involving us, and/or people we know and HATE. A song parody of some Anthrax song that's specific to only some newsgroup boovin, but it's so good (and applicable to so many people you might know) that I figure it works well here anyway. Oh yeah, and. Megan's Song

- Wednesday, September 27, 2000 17:47

Harry Carey sums up 1997 [changed my mind, I'm not going to even upload it to save Clanpages some damn bandwidth tee hee], in video format! The file is about 35 megs. Oh yeah, and I put the Half-Life color logos/decals "tutorial" on a age of it's own, right here. I also put links to it on the files and CS tips page.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 00:02.

The worst movie ever made, starring that Pepsi girl, which Rosie O'Donnel said was "a cool CHICK FLICK", called "Beautiful," directed by Sally Field. Eat me, humanity.

- Tuesday, September 26, 2000 19:14

Jsoh and I still think that joke of "hey, who got that unique V 1.03?" in Diablo 2 is still funny. But there's a good reason--BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T GET IT. We go "hey, who got that unique?" and then people will start questioning and asking, and wondering where it is, and asking each other who got it. There it is! IT'S MINE! Hey, where'd it go? Who took it?! WHO FUCKING TOOK IT ASSHOLES, THAT WAS MINE! Anyway.

- Sunday, September 24, 2000 22:12

You don't need a gun to blow your mind. But it helps! :) ROOLF! ROFLOL!

- Sunday, September 24, 2000 21:57

Domain names at $35 a year. Just imagine this site at creexul.com or something. Or virtualcreexul.com or creexulonline.com. JUST IMAGINE IT. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULDN'T BE IMAGINING IT RIGHT NOW. Oh yeah, since our message board is down, we fell back to our old SECRET message board, and we got up to thread 420. I'd post the URL to prove it, but then I realized that some person, who hasn't even shown up for about a month now (i.e. two days) probably wouldn't want me doing that.

- This page was last updated on Sunday, September 24, 2000 04:02.

Don't need a gun to blow your mind O no O no But maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me Gotta pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues and you know it don't come easy Mista Mojo Rising Wrap your arms around my feet, yeaaauh Wrap your hair around my skin Can you help me to understand? Can you see the real me, can ya? Can ya!

- This page was last updated on Saturday, September 23, 2000 02:17.

helo i am jsoh i canot speal my onw naem bekuz i m dum lol LEWL!!!!!!!!! Uh, anyway. I DLed a 14 minute EVH guitar solor from the Dave days. It's way too long and the sound quality sucks but it's still really awesome. It feels like these headphones are electrocuting me. Everytime I listen to music the way it was intended, I flashburn away a few more points off my IQ. We saw the Styx and Peter Frampton Behind The Music. I noted that it was almost mandatory for both episodes to bash both acts for a full 15 minutes. The Styx bashing part was the best though. The fucking band's own stupidity had to be admitted, by the band members themselves. Styx, love them or hate them, they suck. It's a simple, inescapable fact. And in other news, New "Halen" CT has finally been renamed back to New Haven. But it is apparently still 5150 tiiiiiiiiiiime.

- Friday, September 22, 2000 20:18

Adventures of Kitty and Flower, episode 4. Thanks to Gid "Soul Man" Roror for the inspiration, and the post to steal the actual content from. It doesn't matter who's post, really. Who cares?

- Thursday, September 21, 2000 18:57

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

- Thursday, September 21, 2000 07:42

The magical Jsoh rented Magnolia the other day on DVD. The morning after that, mom was getting up for work and Mary was up getting ready for school. Both in the living room in front of the TV. I told mom that Jsoh rented Magnolia last night, and she said she didn't know anything about it, other than Tom Cruise was in it, and he was nominated for an Oscar or some such. So let her know that Magnolia was in the DVD player right now, and we could check out Cruise in it for just a minute! She agreed, and I started it up and immediately cued it up to Cruise's first scene. So the first two lines my mom and 13 year old sister heard in the movie were RESPECT THE COCK. And. TAME THE CUNT! Certainly a great moment in my life. Anyway, what could be better than the mp3s of Saturday Night Live Celebrity Jeopardy? Movie file versions! Which I got from JT, who is apparently God now, or something! All of these zipped files are in RealMedia format, so you need RealPlayer obviously. And they're about 7 megs, EACH. SNLCJ-ConneryDriverGoldblum-rm.zip SNLCJ-ConneryReynoldsLewis-rm.zip SNLCJ-DonahueReynoldsBrando-rm.zip SNLCJ-ReynoldsTravoltaKeaton-rm.zip SNLCJ-ConnerySandlerCruise-rm.zip SNLCJ-ConneryReevesSwank-rm.zip SNLCJ-ConneryFlockhartCage-rm.zip SNLCJ-ConneryStuartReynolds-rm.zip

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 23:18.

I just updated my Lewis Black site, which is good I guess. Visiting all the old pages connected to it, just makes me feel bad. There's obviously crap that needs to be changed. Stuff from a year ago that just looks dumb to me, and needs to be changed completely. If this was a year ago, I'd do that. But for some reason, I'd rather bitch about it on this site than actually do something like revamp the design. The site's been the same simple black on white for two years and running. And while it serves it's purpose, I can't help but feel like a small timer with my plain site. All the sites I visit on a daily basis have a giant amount of graphics that are all professionally desgined. Or not! But my site has the plainest of plain design. Last time I got stoned, I ended up totally bumming myself out on my site. Even CRG is like an HTML mecca compared to my Lewis Black site. And then you check out lewisblack.net and it's totally professional. Just a really great design with really good graphics. And while I think it's great for Lew, it makes me feel bad about my site. And for the first year and a half, I ate breathed and slept the Lewis Black site. I updated it a few times each week with whatever. Always willing to gather some sounds from out of my headphones, through the stereo. A very long process just to get those sounds but I never cared. And that's really what's fucked me over now. The stereo's junked, the VCR refuses to let us watch the cable channels, we don't have a video capture card of any kind, or an audio lab, or anything that I could use to maintain the site. The site which is about a thousand times more important than this one. You won't see random Who or Doors mp3s on the Lewis Black site. I've depressed myself. Time to eat food and watch movies. And I did not intentionally misspell "Trendiness" down there. I was dead tired, and I'm not fixing it. I'm tired now and my hand is internally bleeding from the main vein.

- This page was last updated on Monday, September 18, 2000 20:21.

. No, that's not a synth. That is a guitar. And in other news!!!!! The new ClansRGay shirts are in! You can pick from any of our wide variaty of designs. Here's all of our current selection: No, we don't really have CRG shirts, but now I wish we did. Anyway, I know I make a lot of spelling mistakes in my updates, which I try really hard not to do. Sometimes I never catch them for a month. I went back and fixed the ones from my last post.

- Monday, September 18, 2000 11:17

Some guy who posts to the Mr. Cranky message boards IMed me a couple weeks ago, and we found out he's one of the maintainers of a site called drunkenlosers.com. Jsoh and I figured he could link to us since we were "chatting" with him now. He didn't yet, and after going over the site a few times, we figured WE DON'T WANT HIM TO ANYMORE. First reason being that there's a button at the top of the left panel that has a link to vote for that site at the "Top 100 E/N Sites." That's a good enough reason right there. And second, one of the other people at the site is named "Sour Grrl." Please. Get us away from THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! There's a sucker born every minute, and a PT Cruiser for each of them. I think the PT stands for "Parent Teacher."

- This page was last updated on Sunday, September 17, 2000 13:28.

The Curse of The You Better You Bet Or something. I bought the My Generation, Best Of a month ago and since I don't have a real CD player, our CD ROM messes up a song sometimes. Like the last track from said CD. It would never ever play it without skipping. And it would generally skip in 3 different parts of the song. Fucking CD ROM. So I decided to rip the song. If you don't even like You Better You Bet, then go ahead and stop reading. And if you don't like The Who, then you need to be slapped. Each and everytime I ripped the song, it came out skipping from the very beginning. So I decided to just get it from Naghpstir. ILLEGALLY. Even tho it's legal if you own the song. I'd be more likely to be jailed for owning a pirated copy of QpoundsignA, which doesn't remotely bother me seeing as how q#a sucks ass to high hell. So there. I dunno what I've been living on, but it's not enough to fill me up. I need more than just words to say, I need everything this life can give me, HAYA HAY. 0r whatever. So I DL the mp3 and it ends up SKIPPING. No. It turned out ok. You want proof eh? I thought you would. I'll take The Rapists for 200 I showed up late one night with a neon light for a visa. But knowing I'm so eager to fight can't make letting me in any easier. I know that I been wearing crazy clothes, and I look pretty crappy sometime. But my body feels so good and I still sing a razor line every time. Oh, and Who's Next. Baba skips sometimes. That sucks. http://guestcities.com/guestbook/flipo887-view.html Down a few entries and you'll see it. This guestbook is at geocities, even tho this is an anime site hosted at ppgworld.com, and one of the maintainers of the site being a guy named "surge420." Humanity, you continually dissapoint me.

- Sunday, September 17, 2000 03:12

We're sort of getting to work on the next gargantuan batch of pictures for the latest gallery update, which MIGHT MAYBE be here in a few days. Of course, no one reads this site, so it doesn't exactly matter WHEN I update the gallery. Anyway! ClansRGay presents, the very best of MegDeath. I mean, Megan, of the SUCK MY DICK variety. SHE'S CRAZY COO™. Most of these conversations are pretty old, by the way. But still fun, because Megan is actually smarter than your average internet idiot. Which is really surprising, because she's female! Isn't that crazy? And completely unexpected. But she is quite perceptive when it comes to how stupid people is, and therefore should be considered a national treasure or some such hilarious insanity. What the courts would call sexual harassment, I call a conversation! Make light of the weight, time off from HECK. Anime is fucking queer. Anal Cunt is art, Japanabes are stupid, and back when our message boards were brand new, instead of gone. MEGDEATH. WHEN I GET HIGH, I GET HIGH ON SPEED And a special addition to the best of! IT'S CRAZY COO, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Sunday, September 17, 2000 00:33

For some reason, the damn weapons guide didn't upload. But I uploaded it now.

- This page was last updated on Friday, September 15, 2000 09:22.

NORM. MACDONALD. IS. DAMN. GOD. Uh, anyway. I'm going to give you all something to listen to while we slack on updates. Saturday Night Live, Celeberty Jeopardy, with Sean Connery, Minnie Driver, and Jeff Goldblum Connery, Calista (or whatever) Flockheart, and Nick Cage Adam Sandler, Tom Cruise, and Connery Sean Connery, French Stuart, and Burt Reynolds (warning, whoever recorded this was a fucking retard--you can actually hear his computer beeping or some such) Marlon Brando, Phil Donahue, and Burt Reynolds Connery, Keanu Reeves, and Hilary Swank Burt, Keaton, and Travolta Connery, Reynolds, and Jerry Lewis And here's a screentest from the Star Wars movie, as a bonus! And of corse, the time Norm hosted SNL Have a nice day.

- Friday, September 15, 2000 00:22

SO TELL ME WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOOOOOVE TELL ME WHAAAAAY CAN'T THIS BE LOOVE BEUDP ATHPAE WIFE BEAT BPAUH API VPHU PEPSI DAPIUH Anyway.

- Wednesday, September 13, 2000 23:44

Jsoh and I actually did some updated on the CS Weapons Guide we wrote a long time ago. We fixed some of the screwy information about the guns that's changed, and added the new (GAY) pistols for the new beta. The gay pistols, which are actually pretty nice. And we updated the CS Tips.

- Wednesday, September 13, 2000 19:21

They say it's really kind of frightening how this younger generation swings, you know it's more than some new sensation. Well the kid is into losing sleep, and he don't come home for half a week, it's more than just an aggrevation. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW

- Wednesday, September 13, 2000 17:41

I figured that we've already put in our last updates about The-Space, and could just move on, but still have to put up with the spamming on our message board. It turns out that Brent (a.k.a. B'tren) sent off a mail to the people at Gamehappy about us perhaps being able to run a Starcraft site for them... maybe! But he also included this, before getting to the business: First of all, before I go into the business side of this email, on behalf of the other regular posters on the message board would like to apologize for the recent spamming and trolling that has gone on the ClansRGay board. We have something of a rivalry with another clan at http://www.the-space.net. I'll spare you the details, since I know how clan rivalries can be very tedious and uninteresting, but the end result was that one or more of their members felt the most mature way to deal with our recent flamings of them on their boards (which are detailed on recent updates at http://clansrgay.clanpages.com) would be to spam our board. Which directly affects your servers. We apologize for bringing this down on you. So JT goes to our message board today, and it's not there, instead replaced with a message. Might as well do what everyone else does when they "report news." Under Re-Construction It has come to our attention that we have been getting a Denial of Service Attack to our message boards. Basically some knuckleheads have been using a DOS (Denial Of Service), a.k.a. pinging utility to repeatedly hit our message boards in an automated fashion with the intent of overloading our server. Our message boards we're running on the same server as GameHappy.com and the main ClanPages.com Server (none of the hosting servers). The DOS attack was preventing the use of any of these services. We apologize for the inconvenience, but in order to prevent this attack and decrease the load on our server we must halt this service temporarily (The Message Boards) until we correct the problem. We just placed an order for 15 additional servers to help increase our processing capabilities; in addition to this we're totally rebuilding the Message Board engine. The new engine will be able to process about 200x as many transactions in the same amount of CPU time; all of this will prevent attacks to our system in the future. We are aware of who's involved in these attacks and legal action is being taken. Now maybe it's a big coincidence, and it was some OTHER group of lamers that were using the attacks on the servers. Since there could be legal problems, I'll just leave it at that, and not say FOR SURE that it was the people at The-Space. God forbid they take it as slander and threaten to sue some more. Then again, if it was them, they won't be around to threaten anything.

- Wednesday, September 13, 2000 16:23

Finally added content to the reviews page. So there's our reviews, right up there.

- Wednesday, September 13, 2000 15:35

I hate people who can nap. I used to ATTEMPT to nap, right after school mostly, but then I would find myself waking up at 6 AM--time to get ready for school again. By the way, Jsoh, they link to your site right at the bottom of the lewisblack.net page.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, September 13, 2000 12:03.

http://www.somethingawful.com/en/index.htm They parodied our site about 2 years before we stopped with our CS content and just used the site as a public forum for whenever we're pissed at our mom. I guess this means our site is bad! http://www.somethingawful.com/guides/mods/index.htm And they also hated CS about 2 years before I even got sick of CS! By the way, newsflash!!!!!!!!!!! I am totally CSed out. If I ever get the feeling that I wanna play some deathmatch, I'll just fire up some Counter Strike instead, since it's basically the same thing, except I can't kill EVERYONE in the server. I'm probably just gonna stick to Sven or whatever. Man am I tired. I'm letting you know that I happen to be tired. Letting you know that I will soon be engaging in the act of "sleep." Just thought I should let you know, since I know you want to know. By the way some more: www.lewisblack.net My site looks like shit in comparison, SO GIVE ME UNWARRANTED AMOUNTS OF SYMPATHY or something. Ok, now I am going to sleep. Hopefully when I wake up, the reviews page will actually be up with our disjointed and unrelated reviews. I can use a few of them as a springboard for my new domain, www.animesucks.com

- Wednesday, September 13, 2000 03:51

Skimming through the post in Jsoh's update, I'm proud. Reading their responses to our posts, you can see that they all say basically the exact same thing, yet it have absolutely nothing to do with any of the things we bring up in our posts, which can only mean one thing. It's over. Pretty quick, too, it only took maybe an hour or two initially, and then just two days of settling in. The only people who tried defending themselves were the admins (the posters, having no soul, don't count as real human beings, so they don't count at all), and as you could see by the threads and message board posts, they had literally nothing to fight with. The funniest admin posts were the ones where they immediately snap into the elementary school taunts, TELLING us to battle against their clan, not only proving that they don't even remotely understand why we trolled their boards, but what this site, and the tag behind it, even means. Trying to sum up this epic battle of stinging reality vs. trendy fucking pussies isn't easy. The easy part was the half hour total of making the posts, since we won the battle pretty much as soon as we started it. Make a couple "troll" posts simply stating the truth, followed by some random flame posts in order to throw the people mentally off balance (special thanks to JT for the great flame posts). The admins egos were so inflated from spending their time kicking and banning people any time they choose on a daily basis, that our very small amount of posts went a long way. Within a couple days, after only about twenty posts from our side, one of the admins was already too battered to go on, submitting his resignation to go tender his massivly bruised ego. Right after his birthday too, apparently. Happy birthday! Your present: a little taste of real life, ClansRGay style. Another chapter in the story of ClansRGay comes to a close. Oh yeah, and apparently some Space BBS stalker (probably an admin) has begun spamming our message board. Which means our post count will be going through the roof! The perfect end to this saga, with irony once again relentlessly smacking the sissy admins and their "fans" right in their collective fat pink face.

- This page was last updated on Wednesday, September 13, 2000 03:12.

A new thread by Chiz. This will probably be the last that I post. Kicked again, this time for no reason at all. And no, I don't care that it's Space's material on our site. If push comes to shove, I'll go in and delete the binaries and design. Observe the sad and pathetic excuse for an argument these regs put up. "Guilty by association?" Sorry numbskull, but in order for associates to be guilty, they have to do something wrong first. And us crushing their gay message board was hardly the wrong thing to do. Besides, the only time I actually played on The-Space myself, I was not kicked or even spoken too about my tag. So what happened in the few weeks I didn't play? Were the leaders of the server infected with brain cancer? The proof is in the pudding. Their admins are numerous and all have giant egos. I'd totally ruin their pathetic souls if I even gave a damn, which I wouldn't. Not remotely. This is most likely the last update about them I will be making. However!!!!!!!!!! They're posting to our message board now. Sad sad sad. Our message board is even slower than theirs. HOPE YOU LIKE SITTING AROUND WAITING, GUYS.

- This page was last updated on Tuesday, September 12, 2000 05:08.

Ok, it's tomorrow. Most of these were not up-to-the-minute updates, because I really stopped caring about The Space about 10 minutes after we stopped our attack. So what you're basically missing is the part when all the regs wake up to see their beautiful land of prosperity and elitism TOTALLY SMODERING IN RUINS and decide to defend the ashes of their pathetic server. Or something. Some of these were created by other people who were simply pissed off. You'll notice that some apologize later in their own thread, which is just sad. People not even standing up for their own dignity and going to play on another of the 3000 Counter Strike servers. Admins need to lighten up BANed For NOTHING! hw_dll error Jade Frog Morbo = Ass ( i know he is a admin) Nevermind Power hungry admins with no lives. Spud. Why are so many people banned for nothing!! Ok, that's it.

- Tuesday, September 12, 2000 03:12

chatMegan+Jhoh4eva-publiccut.htm It's about 600K, who would want to read it? Personally, I REALLY DON'T KNOW. Oh, and Jsoh's comments about trolling/flooding The-Space's message board "to hell" are really inappropriate and mean. So really, I don't see why you're not trolling their BBS RIGHT NOW. Besides, don't forget the already-proven fact that they just plain suck. Ass, even. Which is mainly the reason why I don't actually want to link to their site. God forbid someone who doesn't want to troll ACCIDENTALLY hits that link, thinking that perhaps they might come across some slightly interesting content. Instead, unprepared for the unbridled shittiness of the site, they go blind for a month. This just in from a confidential source! Brent079 (3:22:55 AM): They deleted all the threads in the-space bittew. HAHAHAH and he's not that confidential. He confided in me that they deleted the troll threads. But they were good while we had them. In fact, we still have them, and will be posting them to this site soon. Maybe. Sooner than the next gallery update (which we have about a thousand pictures for, but the job is always so fucking gut wrenching that I always fear making yet another three-hour grueling mental journey to update to the gallery).

- This page was last updated on Sunday, September 10, 2000 19:40.

I made the below update rather hastily, so it's kinda cloudy to anyone who isn't ME. Me, Jhoh, JT and Chiz in the CRG spent an hour or so posting to The Space's message board. Right now, I have the HTML pages archived on my HD, so when they do delete it I can just post it up here. I'll probably post it up here in a day or so anyway, seeing as how they are simply falling for the troll. And they all are falling hard. http://www.the-space.net/ Fuck making that a link. I'd hate to be respensible for someone accidentally clicking it and taking in the immense stupidity of that shitty site. Take a look at the bottom of the page. First off, what kind of bastard elitist server keeps tabs of reasons they kicked a player? Sadder yet is that the list completely changes every few minutes. These people have booted or banned half the CS community by now. Uh, anwya. Man am I hung over. The below update is two emails I fired off to the small sampling of the 40+ admins for that server. Their ONLY server. In the next few days, we'll be posting those pages, and maybe perhaps the AIM logs with Chiz and JT and such. In the meantime, it would be great if all of you could flood onto that message board and send it to hell. And those that do might just end up immortalized on this site when I update the HTML pages of the topics. Or whatever. [Update slightly edited by Jhoh Cable--YOU'RE WELCOME JSOH, YOU SURE MADE AN ASSLOAD OF SPELLING ERRORS ON THIS ONE]

- This page was last updated on Saturday, September 09, 2000 17:44.

You need to leave the admin roster, seriously "TKers are easier to deal with than a power hungry admin who is bent on making everyone feel his pain. Please refrain from visiting your server, you make the game an unbearable asspain. Thank you for your time." Bigotry "'There are several folks on The Space server who wield the terrible and awesome power of the rcon password. These folks have the ability to kick, ban, and mock you - chances are good they're doing so right now.'" Please, do not allow your server to be admin'd, because it doesn't need it. The code that's in there now allows TKers to be dealt with very easily, so I don't see why you need 40 admins. On that note, sign me up, so I can at least play. I do not wish to remove your server from my GS favorites."

- Saturday, September 09, 2000 14:06

This guy definitely has emotional problems. What's worse was that he had control of the server (definitely not a good idea). I kept my name under check until I was done (I wanted to play office, after all), and then when cbble came up, I changed my name to [ClansRGay]Whine-Frog so I could be kicked and "go find another server" (which wasn't even remotely difficult, therefore making the threat of being kicked completely pointless and transparent). I wanted to change it to [ClansRGay]Whine-Slug, but I figured that it was much too subtle for him to understand, and cause him to randomly kick everyone in the server and accidentally ban himself or something, which was certainly not my goal! Just another example of how ClansRGay can instantly obliterate a server op's mental stability, with its mere presence.

- This page was last updated on Friday, September 08, 2000 21:40.

Just played some deathmatch or HL, I figured it would be simple fun since the new netcode. Didn't realize two things: one, the new netcode doesn't apply to this, so it was impossible to aim. And two, cheating is more rampant than I could have ever imagined. Every few seconds, a beam from the gauss gun shot past my head, through a wall (I thought the new patch got rid of this). There was one guy in the server who wanted to duplicate yesterdays performance of 300+/0 but couldn't because o darn he already died once. And every time he killed someone, 3 others who were nearby went down. He had impossible accuracy and strength, taking two fucking contact grenades and then killing me on more than one occasion. Sad. I'd rather stick to singleplay if that's the way the HL MP community is gonna be. I would love to begin work on a very small SP map that was packed with fun HL goodness, but we can't even fucking get to worldcrtaf's site to get the latest version, so fuck that.

- Friday, September 08, 2000 17:49

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- Friday, September 08, 2000 17:23

FROSTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Frosties motherfucking assfuckingly killed fucking assfuck GOD. Because they are good. By the way, if you like this site, feel free to send Jsoh or I a free Stone of Jordan. Our D2 account name is Nepchewn, whisper us! ^________________^^^^^^^^^^666666666666666666666666666666666666666

- Friday, September 08, 2000 07:00

Neptune Salad (6:41:18 PM): Something awesome happened. Neptune Salad (6:41:29 PM): I found a Stone of Jordan! scream508 (6:41:35 PM): Meaning? ;_; I HATE MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE *tells everyone I'm commiting suicide in order to garner some free sympathy, while emoting "in stars" about how I'm doing this* *emotes "in stars"* IN CARS! :D LOFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- This page was last updated on Friday, September 08, 2000 03:45.

I'm on the verge of passing out, but I remembered this one thing that needs to be put on the site before I forget. Devin Townsend in press conference - :) I wrote this up and submitted it to Infernal Combustion, but they couldn't post it for some weird ass reason. So here you go.

- This page was last updated on Thursday, September 07, 2000 19:30.

kiss.htm Wrote this up for the Prindle Rock review whatever website, since I submitted Strapping Young Lad and they accepted it. Well they obviously aren't accepting this one, which sucks because my kiss page should be the only kiss page. So I'm posting it here. Now my bitch sister is shreeking at my bitch mom. On a daily basis, I have to listen to these whores whine at each other for the dumbest reasons. Anyway... http://www.envy.nu/charlotte/breasts/01-10.html The only good part about this site. She updates it with pictures of her huge tits. So why no pictures of her cunt or ass? Perhaps it's because she's ugly as sin.

- Thursday, September 07, 2000 17:54

This is what you'll get when you call here: [answering machine message] [click] Me: HELLO! HELLO!!!! I'M HERE! ARE YOU THERE?! YES, I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE VOCAL CONTACT WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING PLEASE! Other person: Hello. Me: Hello. [silence] Other person: Your brother talks more than you do. Either one of us: Okay, bye. One of the guys who called me told me that his 50 year old dad liked our Sammy Hagar parodies. When he told me that, the lyrics to "AIDS Walks In" jumped into my head, and I became increadibly ashamed and proud at the same time. Look down, there is a tutorial for making color logos in Half-Life!

- Tuesday, September 05, 2000 00:33

Some guy suggested that I add the tutorial to making color logos on my site. I figured it wasn't all that neccessary, but IF IT GIVES ME MORE HITS! Anyway, this should work, as far as I know. If it really really doesn't (because it's tough to do really), I'll just fix it here on this site. First, make a bitmap file that's either 64x64, 128x64, 112x80, 256x32 or 192x48 (others are possible but I don't know the formula so you might as well just stick with these because they're good enough). Remember that the first dimension is width, so if it's 256, you'll have an extremely long decal. Second, make your image in there. Whatever it is, some pot reference, a picture of a pot leaf, or some nude bichzzzz. After you're done, go in the colors menu and reduce the colors to 256. This is what it looks like on Paint Shop Pro: You have to edit the palette (in Paint Shop Pro there's an "edit palette" option in the colors menu). This is what that menu looks like in Paint Shop Pro: As you can see, the very last color on the palette is a clean blue. That's the transparent color. It HAS to be blue, and it HAS to be the the last little square on there. You just click on the square (or double click) and it'll bring up a thing that lets you edit that color. You just pick blue. You also have to make sure that none of the other color boxes are blue. However, this is probably the part you'll have some trouble with. Sometimes you'll still end up with just a blue area where it should be transparent, after you make the decal. There's a way you can fix this (I think!) if that's what happens. You should first set your transparent color to another clean color, like plain yellow, and make sure it's not the last palette color box. Then you just draw your transparent areas as yellow, and then afterwards you make the last palette box blue, pick that color, and replace all the yellow with that blue. And that should probably work. It's not like I'm an expert here. Here comes the "complicated" part, although this is really pretty easy. Rename your bitmap to "pldecal." (For the retards, DON'T PUT THE QUOTES AND PERIOD IN THE NAME OF THE FILE, DUH!!!!!) You download this zip file, unzip it, copy (you don't want to lose it in case you mess up or something) your bitmap into the folder. Then you run the .bat file (the one with the program window with the big yellow gear in it), and it should automatically run the two programs in there, and make a pldecal.wad file. That's your color decal. You replace the pldecal.wad files in your cstrike or tfc or valve folders/directories with the color pldecal.wad that you just made (and for the newbies, directory is another word for folder on your computer). Then you go into a game, wait a minute so your logo gets sent off and downloaded, and then spray it to see if it works. If it doesn't, e-mail me and I'll see what the problem is, but only if the problem is in the instructions itself. Otherwise, it's probably something you did, and don't bother e-mailing me because I'll ignore it, and laugh at what a moron you are. Unrelated words of warning: make sure it's not someone ELSE giving you the contents of the above zip file, because since they are programs, people can edit them to implant viruses. Not that they would, but it is possible if someone wanted to play a "prank" on you (nice prank, assholes). Or they could edit the .bat file to screw with your computer. The contents of the .bat file are really just a couple commands that, when you run the file, simply activates those programs and puts in the commands to make the wad file instantly. If you want to check and see the .bat file's commands, just right click on it and pick "edit." It should have this in it: makels . pldecal pldecal.ls qlumpy pldecal That's all that should be in there. -- just helping to spread paranoia -- Anyway, my site should be rife with hits! I can't wait to get a special "thank you" e-mail from Clanpages for increasing their traffic so much and their ad revenues go up so they can afford to upgrade our damn slow ass message board. Remember, if I missed anything important, e-mail me, or IM me on AIM (bottom of the page).

- This page was last updated on Monday, September 04, 2000 16:28.

You know, this site used to be about Counter Strike. For you new readers. We had actually planned on a bunch of cs related material. Now it's taking a back seat to our whining. Isn't that too bad? Fuck you. As far as I know, mom is still cancelling our net connection. I made a proper notification about it on my site, and someone sent my mom a fax. Someone from Disney, apparenlty@! So mom faxed them back, like the moron she is. And I think they sent something back already. As a matter of fact, I think they sent it at 2 am. Which is good, because I don't even hear it, but it apparently wakes mom up. That's what she gets. Apparently she's so starved for power, since she can't control her own shitty life, that she's attempting to sap us of any power we have. Threatening about a billion awful fates, while I'm trying to make the most of the fact that she takes almost every cent I have. What else can I do?

- Monday, September 04, 2000 00:14

TELL ME WAI ^_^ I HAVE TO BE A POWASLAAAAVE I DON'T WANNA DIE, I'M A GOD... OF SEAFOOD!!!!!!! LOL:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Sunday, September 03, 2000 23:11

We're still here, actually. But I'm playing Diablo 2 all the time, because I foolishly traded my Frostburns for a Jang BONG!!!!!!!!, because I loved the name THAT MUCH, and now I'm spending all my time trying to get Frosties again.

- This page was last updated on Friday, September 01, 2000 08:41.

Stoned now. When the choice comes to me, will I want to become Jesus or will I want to be a Beatle, I'd rather be a Beatle. The Beatles were better than Jesus. And so were Beatles fans. You never saw Beatles fans burning pictures of Jesus. Xtains are morons. THANKS A LOT, JESUS. You know that Beatles burning (in Detroit, of all places) was just a respense by the jealous media and public to finally knock the Beatles' status down a peg. To bring the Gods down to their level. And so, of course, the Beatles crushed the church and zapped the minds of all Xtians so they spoke different languages, and babelled incoherently. Plus, the Beatles got to do drugs and screw underage females and ACTUALLY LEAVE THEIR HOMES. RAAFDDSAHGAAA.