- Friday, September 28, 2001 5:57 PM

From a friend's AIM away message: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK On top of being banned from visiting my friends on UR campus, on top of being unemployed and broke, unable to afford food, unable to pay my college loan payments (thus keeping my transcript locked, so i cant apply to other colleges), on top of ALL THIS, my computer CPU fried last night when the tab holding the heatsink on just snapped. I have NOTHING. I cant play ANY MUSIC AT ALL. My only cd player was my cd-rom drive. I HAVE FUCKING NOTHING. SOMEONE JUST FUCKING KILL ME NOW. I can't fucking deal with this bullshit. If anyone in their entire lives has ever wondered why I didn't want to go to college ever since the idea was first presented to me, here's a little clue window. On the topic of money, and lust for it fucking things up in many ways: http://www.snopes2.com/rumors/starbuck.htm. You might've heard this. I heard it on the radio today. This personal story of it is even sadder. Now I'm not social at all. But I would know how to handle this situation. First, if I was the clerk, I wouldn't charge them. Pretty easy. Ambulance guys come in asking for a lot of water, and the WTC towers collapsed, DON'T CHARGE THEM. Pretty easy, but I guess it could be overlooked, if you're really dim. Second, if you're the person to contact, or if you're even involved in being contacted about this, at Starbucks, you'd get the busy part. Here are the most basic facts I can just guess, making this up as I go along. Get the location of the Starbucks involved. Get the name and number of the person you're talking to, and/or the person who bought the water. Any number, a cell phone or pager, however you can contact them. Then get a fucking EMERGENCY meeting with the president of the company or SOMEONE who can fucking take care of this. They only bothered with this stuff a little too late. What also sucks dick is that they paid them back the amount paid for the water. How about paying it back TENFOLD? I'm sure this dink company has enough money. Not that there's anything wrong with that. ^_^

- Tuesday, September 25, 2001 11:32 AM

http://www.salon.com/ent/tv/diary/2001/09/21/terror_humor/index.html You know, out of all the stuff that's been going on and we've had to worry and think about, it's a surprise that this subject came to light. It seems so true, and there could be even more to say about this. But I don't think we will, and even though maybe we should, we maybe also shouldn't. That's how it goes when stuff like this happens. "No, but it takes having good aim and a clear view of the target for attempts not to misfire. Bill Maher, the rather mirthless host of ABC's 'Politically Incorrect,' had a Wile E. Coyote moment this week when a comment he made blew up in his face. In the same tone of mock outrage that marks the delivery of many comics, Maher said, 'Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly. We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly.'" Mom was mentioning this a few times, but she said that no one in the news ever mentioned what his comment was. Well, that's what he said. So I can tell her that now.

- Monday, September 24, 2001 9:43 AM

I have been thinking about that if there is a heaven (because it's the only one out of heaven or hell that I will accept as being real), that I would really enjoy and really hope that heaven is just a point between different lives. Lives which you get to play as anything in the universe, in any order or path you wish to play out. Then, to keep everything amazing, your life starts from the very begining, and you don't get your past lives back until you go back to heaven, where you will perhaps meet some of the famous dead (but probably not, that's how heaven will be dissapointing and REAL). Maybe you get to meet with jesus or god or someone from the bible. I dunno tho. Pretty stoned right now and just got a double dose of a great new MST ep, and the Patton behind the music, I mean History Vs Hollywood on the History Channel. Now, time for some dod. Got the chaos, run amuk Bite down hard you're about to be FUCT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Overkill - 06 - F.U.C.T..mp3 [Note from Jhoh: I'm uploading this because Jsoh wrote it up a while ago and he probably wants it cleared for any new thoughts coming in.]

- Saturday, September 15, 2001 10:58 PM

http://www.eatpeta.org/ Put this in my "update with" file before the WTC attacks. I found a couple other good articles about it afterwards. http://www.lileks.com/bleats/091201.html http://www.suntimes.com/output/eb-feature/cst-edt-ebert12.html

- Saturday, September 15, 2001 10:57 PM

I am more worried about the anthrax. But yes, I was hoping I wouldn't live to see the World Trade towers in NY collapse, especially by the bunch of unoriginal morons who decided on a large civ target instead of one of the thousands of military targets now mobilizing. And hey, the Pentagon is really a top floor of offices, a second floor of war museums, and a bottom floor of gift shops, plus about 10 or more extra underground bunkers underneath or some shit. I would tell you to donate blood, but Stile Project is plastered in a ton of WTC shit. I would now tell you to fuck blood donation, but OMM endorses the Red Cross in their new UGO banner replacements, so now I am for it. :() Ozzy - I Don't Know.mp3 Hey, here's how I communicate to people over aim: http://www.seanbaby.com/news/riot.htm http://www.seanbaby.com/news/images/riot05.jpg Above: a Laker fan during his celebration, who had this to comment to nearby photographers, "Raoooraggghhhh!!!! BLAAAAH!" Experts speculate the fucker would have probably killed and eaten somebody if his team had actually lost the game. Fun Fact: Fox News' caption for this picture of the bitch-titted maniac was, "Burning Trash-- A Los Angeles Lakers fan celebrates next to burning trash." That's pretty descriptive, Fox News. Did you describe the holocaust as "German soldiers cause local disturbance after religious disagreements."? It's funny. Also: Iron Maiden - Phantom Of The Opera.mp3 :)

- Friday, September 7, 2001 8:06 PM

digibanned!.htm I am proud. By the way, anyone suddenly frightened by my OBSESSIVE NATURE, you should know that I didn't look for that thread, look for that forum, or look for that site. A Digimon fan friend pasted it to me. So I replied, and a second later, BANNED. But not after I edited the post.

- Thursday, September 6, 2001 9:09 PM

Wired loves rape. Gid Tanner (7:37:19 PM): And they have this list of "10 reasons why Japan rocks", one of the reasons being [hang on to your popcorn] "erotica". Jsoh Cable sez: Girls crying as they are penetrated. America calls it a crime. Wired calls it "a reason to love Japan." Oh yeah, I updated the reviews with our very own Half-Life 2 preview!

- Wednesday, September 5, 2001 4:11 PM

http://www.misogyny.com/mail/SaysItAll.htm When you cry on the shoulder of your nice guy friend because some bastard broke your heart, and say to him: "Why can't I ever meet a guy like you?" he is visualizing himself screaming at you something that makes sense, and therefore is of no value to a woman. "I AM MORE LIKE ME THAN ANYONE ELSE EVER COULD BE!" Ha ha. Women. Speaking of that, here's this: http://www.jimgoad.com/am4menu.html A friend and I are thinking of having an emergency intervention for Megan. She needs to get off the Ritalin, we're afraid that it's causing serious brainwashing, as per the plan of the baby boomer government to keep kids in check, and out of their minds. All she does is sit around watching TV and put us on block. In other words, emotionally threadbare internet user. Plenty of them out there, and it's up to us to stop another one from being spawned. But I don't know, we probably aren't going to do anything about it. Fuck her. If there was anything I'd WANT to do about her, it would be force non-stop images of porn and sex into her mind. If I could do that, I would've months ago. A shame that I can't just do that at will. Anyway, some of you wonderful readers may have noticed that the popups and ads are actually getting WORSE. Again, I know this.

- Saturday, September 1, 2001 8:19 PM

http://jvipond.tripod.com/cn-nudes-toonami.html When otakus aren't looking for anti-anime posts, sites, or message boards to relentlessly attack and spam, they're doing this. Here's what a friend posted to AGFF/FFAG. Remember that I am Jhoh Cable! Newsgroups: alt.games.final-fantasy Subject: Jhoh Cable killed the GIA telepathically. From: "Oxiborick" http://www.thegia.com/whatswrong.html Punishment for fanfics, right? Hey, you can SEND THEM MONEY. http://www.whatever-dude.com/posts/145.shtml I mentioned this on the site, the comparisons to the ending of Fight Club and Calvin and Hobbes. Except in this article it's said about a billion times better, with a much better worked out conspiracy theory.

- Saturday, September 1, 2001 8:15 PM

unotakuboardft.htm ww2olforum1.htm ww2olforum2.htm I figured WW2OL would be the best game ever, but here's two more prime cuts from the boards, from people who do not like paying a large amount of money for nothing: You know you do... Do you guys still believe this? Or has 3 months convinced you that soon, isnt quite the word... How about "before the APOCOLYPSE", or "When JESUS return"? That would have been more accurate..... Ahh, remember when they released the ROADMAP, we all said: "HOW COME, there aren't any dates on here?" "Does this mean, THINGS may take longer than expected?" "Well, than WHATS the point of this, We know what they WANT TO ACHIEVE, by looking on THE BOX?" Or this one "YAY, CRS IS FINALLY MAKING PROGRESS, 'SOON' WE WILL HAVE OUR SUPPLIES, RANK, AND ONE WORLD, just read the roadmap, I LOVE YOU CRS" Lol, I remember that last one distinctly...Many of you fanboys CLUNG TO THIS ONE FOR DEAR LIFE.....While ALL OF US REALIST, REALIZED WHAT THAT ROADMAP MEANT...AND REALLY WAS... It meant, THINGS WERE GOING TO TAKE A HELL OF A LOT LONGER THAN WE EXPECTED, OR WERE LEAD TO BELIEVE..... and all that roadmap was, WAS AMMUNITION FOR YOU FANBOYS, TO DEFEND THIS GAME LIKE IT WAS THE BIBLE.... Hmm, I guess the ammo needs some replenishment, You think release a Roadmap, towards the roadmap soon? I guess than, you guys will say, "HEY LOOK, NOW WE GOT AN IDEA, AS TO WHEN THEY WILL START IMPROVE THIS GAME, how can you beat that?" I SAY "ACTUALLY IMPROVE IT"..... well, since the ammunition has depleted,we have seen such FLAMES, as "Dude, you just dont get it" or " Just leave, we would rather play with a few hundred people" or "Man, I love this game, I WOULD PAY TO PLAY, even if it gave me CANCER" Well, its getting old, and I think you guys ned some more ammo, HOPEFULLY 'soon' CRS WILL RELEASE MORE FALSIFIED, VAGUE, LIES, AND PROMISES.... than you guys can FLAME FRESH again, like the good ole days, WHEN YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED CRS WASN'T FUC$ING YOU.... Lol, I'm sure I'll get the old "Dude, You just dont get it, SO LEAVE" or "I guess, you got a life, DUH, You cant have one of those, and play this game also, LOSE ONE OR THE OTHER" Man, Does CRS pay you guys for this stuff? Cause I think you guys MAKE THIS GAME OUT TO BE, well, the best thing since SLICED BREAD,and HELL, CRS DIDNT EVEN LIE THAT BAD, on the box..... I mean, If someone came to these forums, they would be under the impression, that if they didnt go get WW2 ONLINE RIGHT NOW, they may miss out on the greatest experience since WOODSTOCK....LOL, I swear this is how you people sound... Do you need a rep? cause CRS should really pay you guys... I BET YOU HAVE SOLD MORE COPIES OF THIER GAME, UNDER FALSIFIED PRETENSES, THAN THEY DID....AND THATS QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT... You guys should run for office, under the fanboy party.....elect sim as your representative, and TAKE OVER THE WORLD.... anyway, ASK CRS FOR A RAISE, cause they aren't paying you enough, I HAVENT SEEN THIS KIND OF DEVOTION, SINCE HITLER FABLED S.S execution squads, that supposedly PRAYED FOR THIER FURRORS WELL-BEING....at meals, and marches... Hmm, sounds familiar "ALL HAIL CRS, HAIL TO THE FURROR CRS, THOU CAN DO NOTHING WRONG" "WHAT? CRS HAS DECIDED TO KILL 6 MILLION PEOPLE, SO BE IT, ALL HAIL CRS, THE FURROR" "WE LOVE YOU CRS, AND PRAY EVERYDAY THAT YOU GUYS LIVE A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE" "AND WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH, WITH ANYONE WHO BELIEVES YOU ARE ANYTHING LESS THAN GODLIKE" Hmm, the similarities, ARE SCARY.... ASK FOR THAT RAISE.... Think about it, you ARE THERE PLAYER, AND ADVERTISING BASE... Excuse that guy's weird sentence structure, but he's totally correct. Here's more: Bought 2 copies of this game at 49.95 each. This allows me and my son to play. Now pay attention , whoever made this game. I am 47 years old and my income bracket is $250k+. I buy a lot of software. I live in Alaska and the nights get long. I have enjoyed gaming since the days of "Stone of Sisyphus" (TRS80). I currently play much of the RTS stuff, but really enjoy CS. I am always looking for a new game to "take me away". I even have an original copy of BC300AD and have personally seen the Soda machine allegedly attacked by Derek Smart in Latrobe , Pa. I am a fan, and am not roused to post much. My message is this, I tip my hat to your Advertising and Marketing people. They sold me on this one with their glossy ads and promises. Poop. This one goes BEHIND my copy of BC3000AD. Gameplay experience was poor, graphics poor, controls abyssmal. But the gameplay was the most troubling. As Allied, I could not believe the size of the AXIS horde. And does everyone that enlist as AXIS get a Tank??? Sheesh. To late to fix, but good luck on your next game. To tell you the truth about all this, WW2OL looked like a new runner up for "Best Game Ever Made." With all the play types it would be getting like 10 games in one, if the Navy portion had been included. As it is, it's still like 6 games in one. It's just that it's obviously fucked up.