"Reviews written in anger are just damn funny."
- Chris Gore of filmthreat.com
These are reviews. Reviews as in "things we started writing when we got bored." And it's a good excuse for me to say that "Quake 2 sucks."
Dawn of Darkness, a Quake 2 total conversion/mod thing. And then before Josh could finish the review, he got out of the chair and I replaced him and just started writing random stuff.
Counter-Strike, Josh's thoughts on it, just before beta 7 came out.
Quake 2, it sucks.
Rocket Crowbar, the Half-Life deathmatch mod that is so different, no one plays it.
Scientist Hunt, the Half-Life teamplay mod where you hunt down and kill the coolest first person shooter feature in the history of games, the Half-Life scientist. Actually, the Opposing Force grunts are cooler. But you know. Something.
Riding Bean, the anime movie, with a little something that most anime doesn't have: quality.
Eight Coops--I mean, SvenCoop. Ha ha. Ha.
Edge of Darkness, a Half-Life map pack that is good.
They Have Attained "Hungriness", partical "twice."
Urban Terror, one of many Counter-Strike derivatives in the works for Quake 3.
Star Trek Starfleet Command, there never should've been a part 2.
Crimson Skies, the demo. Awesome game, but also the buggiest EVER.
Chemical Existence, the total conversion made by at least a hundred monkeys at a hundred computers. Maybe only 50.
Stark Trek Voyager: Elite 4S!!!, the demo. Star Trek sure is awesome.
Metallica: all the Metallica reviews we've send to Prindle's site.
Mechwarrior 4: a great game.
Half-Life: The greatest thing ever made by a carbon unit, in the history of the mother OGFFBOHIU TOEWWEOIREOWIFOIFOISSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Action Half-Life: Changing the entire gaming world forever!
The Opera: Better than Action Low-Life.
That Was the Year That Was by Tom Lehrer: The #1 greatest album ever!!!!!
Dawn of Darkness, rereview of this old Quake 2 total conversation. We (I) give it a fairer review.