Neptune Salad (5:30:14 PM): gird
Gid Tanner (5:30:18 PM): hewwo
Neptune Salad (5:30:21 PM): ;D
Neptune Salad (5:30:33 PM): I cybered with Jonny three times, after he told me HOW and WHY he's a Britney Spears fan.
Gid Tanner (5:30:38 PM): That's the worst smiley.
Neptune Salad (5:30:40 PM): Herhwerhewh yes.
Gid Tanner (5:30:41 PM): Oh god.
Neptune Salad (5:30:43 PM): I know.
Gid Tanner (5:30:50 PM): I was thinking last night...
Neptune Salad (5:31:12 PM): My saddest moment in AIM conversations = pretending to be interested in jonni talking about how he's a Britney Spears fan.
Gid Tanner (5:31:15 PM): ...what if you were pretending to cyber a FFAG, and it turned you on?!?!
Gid Tanner (5:32:05 PM): John Gotti is dying.
Neptune Salad (5:32:12 PM): Hehrrehwherheehhehrehre.
Neptune Salad (5:32:27 PM): IT TURNED ME ON
Neptune Salad (5:32:28 PM): MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Neptune Salad (5:32:42 PM): If holding down the M key means being turned on, then by GOSH, I am!
Gid Tanner (5:32:49 PM): If Peter Gotti tries to hang on to power after his brother is dead, he will be murdered.
Gid Tanner (5:33:04 PM): You heard it here first.
Neptune Salad (5:33:57 PM): Hhehwrh I guess he will.
Gid Tanner (5:34:12 PM): He's gonna get chopped. ^_^
Neptune Salad (5:34:17 PM): :D
Neptune Salad (5:34:19 PM): LOL GID
Neptune Salad (5:34:22 PM): YOU'RE SO FUNNI
Neptune Salad (5:34:36 PM): I got turned on from the FFAGs by the way.
Gid Tanner (5:34:40 PM): Wild Bill Cutolo
Neptune Salad (5:34:43 PM): Just because I knew I was a guy and they did NOT.
Gid Tanner (5:34:46 PM): Oh gross.
Neptune Salad (5:34:47 PM): It made it all the better.
Gid Tanner (5:34:49 PM): Oh, okay.
Neptune Salad (5:34:50 PM): Hehhwhrehrehehrehehrrewhrehwer.
Neptune Salad (5:34:52 PM): What.
Neptune Salad (5:35:01 PM): As fucking if I would get turned on by their hot sex talk.
Neptune Salad (5:35:09 PM): Seriously, they act like fucking babies when they cyber.
Neptune Salad (5:35:21 PM): And then Wyvern afterwards will keep getting all sensitive, and asking "IS IT OKAY IF I ASK THIS?"
Gid Tanner (5:35:36 PM): Infantile outlooks on human sexuality, resulting from... ah, skip it.;
Neptune Salad (5:35:50 PM): And after I don't respond BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY TOLD HIM THAT I'M BUSY (WATCHING THE STYX BTM), he says "okay sorry I asked --;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;"
Neptune Salad (5:36:00 PM): You can skip it if you want.
Neptune Salad (5:36:05 PM): But you might as well go ahead. :(
Gid Tanner (5:36:20 PM): And if you go ahead, you might as well be walking on the sun.
Neptune Salad (5:36:43 PM): MIGHT AS WELL BE WALKING ON THE SUN SUN SUN!!
Gid Tanner (5:36:52 PM): That song is awful.
Neptune Salad (5:37:18 PM): Heheheehheeh the Weird Al version is so much better.
Gid Tanner (5:37:28 PM): It's awesome.
Neptune Salad (5:37:30 PM): Yes.
Neptune Salad (5:37:46 PM):
Neptune Salad (4:55:48 PM): I DON'T NEEEEEEEEED NO DOCTA!!!!!!
Neptune Salad (4:56:03 PM)
: Nice Penny Arcade icon.
Neptune Salad (4:56:13 PM): There's a new parody of Penny Arcade out called "Funny Arcade."
Neptune Salad (4:57:33 PM):
Gid Tanner (4:15:33 PM): I liked that one (it was you or your bro LOL) about "Greg likes Led Zeppelin, ad he thinks their posts are 'pervy'".
Gid Tanner (4:15:59 PM): And the body was "What a huge fucking disgrace to Led Zeppelin and their fans."
Gid Tanner (4:16:04 PM): That one spoke to me.
Neptune Salad (4:57:43 PM): So true.
Neptune Salad (4:57:45 PM): That was a great post.
Neptune Salad (4:58:00 PM): It was better than anything any other FFAG has ever done in their entire lives
Neptune Salad (4:58:05 PM): .
Neptune Salad (5:09:30 PM):
Gid Tanner (4:16:31 PM): You know that song "Gump" by Weird Al?
Gid Tanner (4:16:52 PM): I've been thinking of different lines for a parody version called "Gerg".
Gid Tanner (4:17:09 PM): A parody of a parody, as it were.
Neptune Salad (4:17:50 PM): A parody of a parody = Scary Movie.
Gid Tanner (4:18:03 PM): "His vile posts were long winded and many, he 'fucked him himself up the ass with a vibe he bougght for Dani'"
Gid Tanner (4:18:12 PM): Stuff like that.
Gid Tanner (4:18:19 PM): Using actual Gerg quotes.
Gid Tanner (4:18:42 PM): You don't really need to fabricate anything whilst ridiculing him.
Neptune Salad (4:18:45 PM): Hehehheheeheehheheehehehehehehe.
Neptune Salad (4:19:00 PM): That's awesome, and sad.
Neptune Salad (5:09:37 PM): That sounds like a great idea!
Neptune Salad (5:10:01 PM): A parody of a parody.
Neptune Salad (5:10:39 PM):
"Maduin Esper" <Maduin781@hotmail.com
> wrote in message
news:jRSB5.16936
$O95.1227651@typhoon.tampabay.rr.com...
> I swear i see a lot of anime bashing. What gives?

What gives is that anime is fucking retarded.
Neptune Salad (5:12:44 PM):
Gid Tanner (4:24:01 PM): What movie should I see tonight? Meet the Parents or The Exorcist: The Version You Haven't Laughed Your Ass Off At Yet?
Neptune Salad (5:13:00 PM):
"Maduin Esper" <Maduin781@hotmail.com
> wrote in message
news:chAx5.3384
$V66.267565@typhoon.tampabay.rr.com...
> (thought up after seeing todays episode where Ryoko left, and seeing the
> preview of the next one)

"Why am I watching a sad excuse for a chlidren's show?"
Neptune Salad (5:13:06 PM): Good question.
Neptune Salad (5:18:20 PM):
Gid Tanner (4:28:17 PM): I hate Xenogears. Have you actually ever played that fucking thing? It is soooooooooooo boring.
Auto response from LearethGFS (5:18:20 PM): I went AFK without putting a regular away message up... oopsie.

Neptune Salad (5:37:54 PM): Hrhewhreww3455543
Gid Tanner (5:39:02 PM): Why don't you just track her down IRL and kill her?
Neptune Salad (5:39:22 PM): Sounds like a good idea!
Gid Tanner (5:39:36 PM): Shinde kudasai
Neptune Salad (5:39:42 PM): SHINDE
Neptune Salad (5:39:44 PM): THAT MEANS DIE
Neptune Salad (5:39:47 PM): Or "kill her."
Gid Tanner (5:39:48 PM): I think that means "please die".
Gid Tanner (5:39:50 PM): Yes.
Neptune Salad (5:39:51 PM): hHHEEHHEHEHEHEH
Gid Tanner (5:39:53 PM): Wow.
Neptune Salad (5:39:56 PM): You're saying that to me?
Neptune Salad (5:40:01 PM): Or her?
Gid Tanner (5:40:12 PM): No, I just thought it was a funny thing to say.
Neptune Salad (5:40:43 PM): Brhewhrhee.
Neptune Salad (5:40:44 PM): It was. ;-;
Neptune Salad (5:40:57 PM): Say that to leryth.
Gid Tanner (5:41:03 PM): Kitty and Flower!
Neptune Salad (5:41:30 PM): =^_^=
Neptune Salad (5:41:54 PM):
Neptune Salad (4:07:05 PM): WRUR
Neptune Salad (4:08:14 PM): Amorphis - 11 - Light My Fire.mp3
Neptune Salad (4:11:51 PM):
Dorion C (3:36:59 PM): Monkees
Josh Cable (3:37:01 PM): hehrfa
Dorion C (3:37:06 PM): Lots of Monkees.
Josh Cable (3:37:45 PM): jimi hendrix toured with them
Josh Cable (3:37:52 PM): and then he ruined their lives
Dorion C (3:39:18 PM): >:o
Neptune Salad (4:11:52 PM): HEHEWHEWHRHREWE
agent binky (4:14:00 PM): h.r
Neptune Salad (4:18:30 PM): >:O
Neptune Salad wants to send file E:\JnJthings\Sounds\Slayer - War Ensemble.mp3 (4:18:43 PM).
agent binky received E:\JnJthings\Sounds\Slayer - War Ensemble.mp3 (4:20:47 PM).
agent binky (4:31:04 PM): wwooooo
Neptune Salad (4:31:09 PM): HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER
HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN
HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER
agent binky (4:31:13 PM): I'm going to blay gaidblo
agent binky (4:31:19 PM): wantoa plteua deialblo
Neptune Salad (4:31:19 PM): Diabro
agent binky (4:31:32 PM): wayna oplayr fdiabloa?
Neptune Salad (4:31:50 PM): I dunno
Neptune Salad (4:32:02 PM): I dont have any characters near yur level
agent binky (4:32:10 PM): i'm 333333
agent binky (4:32:12 PM): i mean
agent binky (4:32:12 PM): 33
Gid Tanner (5:41:54 PM): They are the subplot characters from CKTMP.
Neptune Salad (5:42:02 PM): TMP?
Neptune Salad (5:42:05 PM): I'm Binky now.
Neptune Salad (5:42:07 PM): I'm soooooooo smart.
Neptune Salad (5:42:10 PM): With my fancy college.
Gid Tanner (5:42:33 PM): uhhh
Gid Tanner (5:42:37 PM): Me too!
Neptune Salad (5:42:39 PM): Yes.
Neptune Salad (5:42:41 PM): Hehrewhrh.
Gid Tanner (5:42:43 PM): Oh it's so ironic!
Neptune Salad (5:42:44 PM): Headphones today?
Gid Tanner (5:42:45 PM): Irony!
Neptune Salad (5:42:47 PM): DID YOU BREING YOUR HEAHDPHOSN?
Neptune Salad (5:42:51 PM): Yes, that is irony defined!
Neptune Salad (5:42:54 PM): - what an FFAG believes
Gid Tanner (5:42:58 PM): It's ironic that you would ask!
Neptune Salad (5:43:08 PM): That's ironic that you're saying that!
Gid Tanner (5:43:28 PM): Oh, how deliciously ironic!
Neptune Salad (5:43:58 PM): FUCK
Neptune Salad (5:44:02 PM): Megan signed off.
Neptune Salad (5:44:06 PM): Goddamn fucking BITCH.
Neptune Salad (5:44:09 PM): THAT FUCKING CUNT WHORE SLUT.
Gid Tanner (5:44:26 PM): I liked listening to him and Crisis blubbering about "unintentional platonics".
Neptune Salad (5:45:28 PM): Hehrwhrewhewr crisis.
Neptune Salad (5:45:30 PM): Who and crisis?
Gid Tanner (5:45:38 PM): John Gourd.
Neptune Salad (5:45:39 PM): I mean, who is HIM?
Neptune Salad (5:45:40 PM): Oh.
Neptune Salad (5:46:26 PM):
Neptune Salad (5:44:13 PM): HEY, YOU'RE MEGAN!
Neptune Salad (5:44:18 PM): YOU FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU I HATE YOU FOREVER
Mag pi8067 (5:44:20 PM): no.
Neptune Salad (5:44:22 PM): I mean, hello.
Neptune Salad (5:44:24 PM): Yes, you are Megan.
Neptune Salad (5:44:30 PM): You just signed off!
Neptune Salad (5:44:33 PM): The scream508 name.
Mag pi8067 (5:44:35 PM): i'm not megan. i'm ariana. her roomie.
Neptune Salad (5:44:39 PM): No, you're Megan.
Neptune Salad (5:44:49 PM): You = Megan.
Neptune Salad (5:44:51 PM): MegDeath.
Mag pi8067 (5:44:52 PM): megan was on a while ago but now ari's on.
Neptune Salad (5:44:55 PM): My favorite thrash metal band.
Neptune Salad (5:45:03 PM): Fine.
Mag pi8067 (5:45:13 PM): see if you instant message EvilTigger66 that's me.
Neptune Salad (5:45:20 PM): No.
Neptune Salad (5:46:03 PM): You rock! :D
Neptune Salad (5:46:13 PM): Tell Megan that the CIA is involved.
Neptune Salad (5:46:18 PM): I have a wife and a family and a dog and a cat!
Gid Tanner (5:47:14 PM): Gid Tanner (5:58:06 PM): Did you cyber with Salad?
Gid Tanner (5:59:10 PM): Answer the question.
CassieJN (5:59:11 PM): Excuse me?
CassieJN (5:59:14 PM): When....?
Neptune Salad (5:47:46 PM): Hh
Neptune Salad (5:47:51 PM): I mean, you shouldn't ask that. ;-;
Gid Tanner (5:47:58 PM): I'm an asshole.
Neptune Salad (5:48:12 PM): Hehwhre you fucking asshole.
Neptune Salad (5:48:21 PM): YOU'RE AN OUT OF CONTROL EVIL TROLL ;-;
Gid Tanner (5:50:18 PM): Gid Tanner (6:00:42 PM): Oops, I wasn't supposed to ask, I guess. Now I'm in trouble.
CassieJN (6:01:01 PM): Why would you even want to know?
CassieJN (6:01:08 PM): (I did not, by the way.)
Gid Tanner (6:01:10 PM): Good question.
Gid Tanner (6:01:17 PM): It's fun to get him stirred up.
Gid Tanner (6:01:47 PM): John Gotti is dying. Isn't that sad?
CassieJN (6:02:06 PM): If I knew who he was, I might think so.
Neptune Salad (5:51:09 PM): Hehehheheheheheh.
Neptune Salad (5:51:12 PM): She doesn't know anyone.
Neptune Salad (5:51:18 PM): Or anything that isn't anime and Xenogears.
Neptune Salad (5:51:32 PM): And by the way, don't tell her, but I did cyber with her.
Neptune Salad (5:51:37 PM): About 40 times.
Gid Tanner (5:51:46 PM): So you enjoy conversing with this person?
Neptune Salad (5:52:03 PM): Depends on what you mean by "conversing."
Neptune Salad (5:52:09 PM): Sometimes I just paste Anal Cunt lyrics to her.
Gid Tanner (5:52:15 PM): Yay.
Neptune Salad (5:52:16 PM): Or tell her why I beat off to Dragon Ball Z.
Gid Tanner (5:52:21 PM): Yay yay.
Neptune Salad (5:52:24 PM): And why Japanese guys put homoerotic material in their shows and movies.
Neptune Salad (5:52:28 PM): i.e. Because they're fags.
Gid Tanner (5:52:30 PM): Yay yay yay.
Neptune Salad (5:52:39 PM): And why it's OKAY for me to make fun of fags and homos and homofagasspoundingqueerfags.
Neptune Salad (5:52:42 PM): Bundles of stick.
Gid Tanner (5:56:43 PM): Hello.
Neptune Salad (5:58:49 PM): Hi. :D
Neptune Salad (5:58:50 PM): ;D~
Gid Tanner (5:58:57 PM): GFS!
Neptune Salad (5:59:07 PM): LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gid Tanner (6:02:04 PM): tHe MaDnEsS
Neptune Salad (6:02:26 PM): HehhehHHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHHEEHEEH tHe GaYnEsS.
Neptune Salad (6:02:29 PM): You should say that to rubi.
Neptune Salad (6:02:31 PM): rUbI.
Gid Tanner (6:02:33 PM): Nah.
Neptune Salad (6:02:36 PM): GaYnEsS.
Neptune Salad (6:02:50 PM): You're too in love with rubi to tell him something like that.
Neptune Salad (6:02:51 PM): - Josh
Gid Tanner (6:02:59 PM): eh
Gid Tanner (6:03:04 PM): You can't get to me.
Neptune Salad (6:03:11 PM): Hewhehehe fuck you
Neptune Salad (6:03:11 PM): FUCK
Neptune Salad (6:03:12 PM): YOU
Neptune Salad (6:03:13 PM): PAL
Gid Tanner (6:04:47 PM): Set uppa da chat room witha you anda me anda da cassiejn.
Neptune Salad (6:04:58 PM): Okay.
Neptune Salad (6:11:26 PM): Why don't you like Zach anyway?
Gid Tanner (6:11:36 PM): I'm an asshole.
Neptune Salad (6:11:47 PM): Makes sense!
Neptune Salad (6:11:50 PM): No, what is the real reason?
Neptune Salad (6:11:59 PM): You aren't confusing him with the OTHER Zach on FFAG are you?
Neptune Salad (6:12:02 PM): Zach doesn't post anymore.
Gid Tanner (6:12:26 PM): IU don'tkwre vcare imna toio olosd fore thisa ashtie
Neptune Salad (6:12:46 PM): Hurrf.
Neptune Salad (6:17:10 PM):
zwon (6:15:35 PM): I liked Styx better when they were called Queen
Neptune Salad (6:17:13 PM): When they were called what?
Gid Tanner (6:17:15 PM): Okay.
Neptune Salad (6:17:23 PM): QUEEEEEEEEN
Gid Tanner (6:17:25 PM): I like my RL a lot.
Gid Tanner (6:17:29 PM): It'sd perfect.
Neptune Salad (6:17:35 PM): Horax.
Neptune Salad (6:17:39 PM): I AIN'T GOT NOBOOOOOOOODY
Neptune Salad (6:17:43 PM): NOBODY CARES FOR ME
Neptune Salad (6:17:45 PM): NOBODY
Gid Tanner (6:17:46 PM): I don't love nobody.
Neptune Salad (6:17:50 PM): ;-;
Gid Tanner (6:18:20 PM): When I go online, I feel like i am denying my own humanity.
Gid Tanner signed off at 6:18:28 PM.
Neptune Salad (6:18:32 PM): Hewhewrhewhewherwhreherwhrewhrewhrewhewrhewrhewhweehrewhr435 O
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