Neptune Salad (2:39:18 AM): Laygord.
Neptune Salad (2:39:22 AM): The biggest load of bullshit ever.
Neptune Salad (2:39:25 AM): It's 2:30 here.
Gaylord Mandick (2:39:28 AM): Had too many warez sites opened at once :(
Neptune Salad (2:39:29 AM): So I turn on channel 4.
Neptune Salad (2:39:35 AM): And Conan is JUST ENDING
Gaylord Mandick (2:39:38 AM): And?
Neptune Salad (2:39:40 AM): Darn.
Gaylord Mandick (2:39:54 AM): And Lew was on 5 minutes ago?
Neptune Salad (2:40:00 AM): Yes.
Neptune Salad (2:40:04 AM): This is fucking bullshit.
Neptune Salad (2:40:13 AM): Last night it was 2:30, just like it always has been.
Neptune Salad (2:40:16 AM): Can you record it?
Neptune Salad (2:40:21 AM): Just find a blank tape.
Neptune Salad (2:40:27 AM): I'll mail you some money for it and you mail back the tape.
Gaylord Mandick (2:40:56 AM): Hreh no, the VCR isn't hooked up yet because we have to buy a
new cable.
Neptune Salad (2:41:24 AM): The really fucking stupid thing was that I turn on the TV, and the only
thing I see from the Conan show is LEWIS BLACK RIGHT THERE on the couch, while Conan
says "we'll see you tomorrow night, good night." And the show ends.
Neptune Salad (2:41:27 AM): Fuck.
Neptune Salad (2:41:34 AM): Stupid ass fucking channel 4.
Neptune Salad (2:41:39 AM): They do this ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Neptune Salad (2:41:47 AM): And Josh can't actually update his fucking site with real content.
Gaylord Mandick (2:41:50 AM): Is Jish awake?
Neptune Salad (2:41:54 AM): Because mom refuses to help with the fucking things.
Neptune Salad (2:41:57 AM): No, he was trying to go to sleep.
Neptune Salad (2:42:13 AM): Josh's site is more important than mom's entire fucking LIFE.
Neptune Salad (2:42:17 AM): And mary's life.
Neptune Salad (2:42:26 AM): Anyway, I IMed you under my new name.
Neptune Salad (2:42:35 AM):
Neptune Salad (2:30:57 AM):
suck it megan (2:29:12 AM): :D
Suck It Megan (2:29:38 AM): Yay.
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Suck It Megan (2:30:19 AM): SUCK MY DICK BITCH
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Gaylord Mandick (2:42:58 AM): Hrhwehrhwer good.
Neptune Salad (2:43:02 AM): Herhwrh you want that name?
Gaylord Mandick (2:43:08 AM): They should allow BITCH or DICK
Neptune Salad (2:43:09 AM): You know, "suck my kawk megan" would fit too.
Neptune Salad (2:43:14 AM): Hrehewhrwehewr they do.
Neptune Salad (2:43:19 AM): You have "dick" in your name.
Neptune Salad (2:43:24 AM): YOU DUMB BITCH
Neptune Salad (2:43:35 AM): "YOU DUMB BITCH" would be a great AIM name.
Gaylord Mandick (2:43:38 AM): Yeah but that's like if my name was really that.
Gaylord Mandick (2:43:50 AM): Like how I knew a TONYA DICK in middle school.
Neptune Salad (2:43:51 AM): Was really what?
Neptune Salad (2:43:54 AM): Herhewhreerhehrhewhrewhherhrere.
Gaylord Mandick (2:43:56 AM): Ecksminns name!
Neptune Salad (2:44:00 AM): Eckts.
Gaylord Mandick (2:44:05 AM): She was dumb.
Neptune Salad (2:44:11 AM): Hehehwhrhreehehhereh I bet.
Neptune Salad (2:44:21 AM): She grew up to be a porn "actress."
Neptune Salad (2:44:34 AM): So, do you want the "Suck It Megan" name?
Gaylord Mandick (2:44:49 AM): Suck myself???????????
Neptune Salad (2:44:53 AM): YES :)
Neptune Salad (2:45:03 AM): "Suck My Dick Megan" would've been so much better.
Neptune Salad (2:45:07 AM): But o well.
Gaylord Mandick (2:45:34 AM): I'm downloading a Leisure Suit Larry game.
Gaylord Mandick (2:45:40 AM): I've never played one.
Neptune Salad (2:45:47 AM): Hrhehrehwrewhrhhewr.
Neptune Salad (2:45:49 AM): You'll love it.
Neptune Salad (2:45:52 AM): The object is to fuck women.
Neptune Salad (2:46:03 AM): I'm sure you knew that.
Neptune Salad (2:46:09 AM): You should be downloading Half-Life, by the way.
Gaylord Mandick (2:46:09 AM): Larry looks scary.
Neptune Salad (2:46:11 AM): BITEW
Neptune Salad (2:46:18 AM): That's because he's fat and ugli. :)
Neptune Salad (2:46:21 AM): But with a big COCK.
Gaylord Mandick (2:46:27 AM): Darnit server is busy.
Neptune Salad (2:46:31 AM):
Meganchuchu (9:53:12 PM): Hey Zach.
Meganchuchu (9:53:16 PM): Guess what!
zwon (9:53:38 PM): what
Meganchuchu (9:53:48 PM):
WyvernAGFF (9:50:44 PM): *sigh* Okay. I suck for getting my hopes up.
Meganchuchu (9:51:18 PM): well i should've warned you more about it....
Meganchuchu (9:51:20 PM): i'm sorry.
Meganchuchu (9:51:22 PM): *hugs*
WyvernAGFF (9:52:22 PM): *hugs back* it's okay. Not your fault or anything. I just....I dunno. It's been a long
time since I felt close enough to someone to call them, and I don't make friends in RL very easily.
Meganchuchu (9:53:02 PM): well...
Meganchuchu (9:53:57 PM): I saved this log immediately.
Meganchuchu (9:53:59 PM): It's a treasure.
zwon (9:54:05 PM): HJREHREH#HH
Meganchuchu (9:54:05 PM): It's so great.
Meganchuchu (9:54:08 PM): Hehehehwrhewhr yes.
zwon (9:54:16 PM): THATS FUCKING FUNNY
Meganchuchu (9:54:20 PM): I know.
zwon (9:54:34 PM): IM FUCKING CRACKING UP HERE
Meganchuchu (9:54:37 PM): He'll probably commit suicide when I post that log to FFAG.
zwon (9:55:13 PM): SMILNJ
Meganchuchu (9:55:22 PM): :D
Meganchuchu (9:55:27 PM): lol zach! :D
zwon (9:55:27 PM): hes trying to call "her"?
zwon (9:55:32 PM): how are you working that up
zwon (9:55:32 PM): out
Meganchuchu (9:55:33 PM): Yes, he wants to call.
Meganchuchu (9:55:45 PM): I'm just saying "i'll ask my parents tomorrow. :D"
Meganchuchu (9:55:49 PM): And then just tell him that they said no.
Neptune Salad (2:46:38 AM): Then just download the Half-Life demo! ^_^
Neptune Salad (2:46:41 AM): www.gameoftheyear.com
Gaylord Mandick (2:46:56 AM): These games are all under 10mb though.
Neptune Salad (2:47:00 AM): Darn.
Neptune Salad (2:47:33 AM):
"Half-Life restored my faith in gaming."
-- GAMESPOT.COM
Gaylord Mandick (2:47:57 AM): I would if this was cable!
Gaylord Mandick (2:48:04 AM): But now it's 26.4, so it's HELL
Neptune Salad (2:48:17 AM): Well you're downloading all this other shit.
Neptune Salad (2:48:25 AM): SHIT.
Neptune Salad (2:48:32 AM): It's worth it.
Neptune Salad (2:48:36 AM): At least it should be worth it.
Neptune Salad (2:48:50 AM): UNLESS YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMB BITCH
Neptune Salad (2:48:56 AM): WHO SHOULD SUCK MY FUCKING DICK
Neptune Salad (2:49:01 AM): SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY DICK
Neptune Salad (2:49:06 AM): - Sean Penn
Neptune Salad (2:49:11 AM): Even he's saying it.
Gaylord Mandick (2:49:12 AM): Not when you get kicked off online after 20mb
Neptune Salad (2:49:13 AM): It's everywhere.
Gaylord Mandick (2:49:14 AM): EVER
Neptune Salad (2:49:17 AM): Hrrz.
Neptune Salad (2:49:24 AM): Well there's about 20 servers to download it from.
Neptune Salad (2:49:38 AM): If you get kicked off after 20 megans, then it must be good.
Gaylord Mandick (2:49:40 AM): I still couldn't
Neptune Salad (2:49:42 AM): The powers that be don't want you to have it.
Neptune Salad (2:49:51 AM): Because it's too good.
Gaylord Mandick (2:50:12 AM): Sign from GAWD
Neptune Salad (2:50:16 AM): Yes.
Neptune Salad (2:50:24 AM): Maybe I should just buy it for you. ^_^
Neptune Salad (2:50:35 AM): Tell mom "it's a present for a good friend! ^_^"
Neptune Salad (2:50:38 AM): Or some shit.
Gaylord Mandick (2:52:37 AM): You'd be that off the railz???
Neptune Salad (2:52:46 AM): Harz.
Neptune Salad (2:52:53 AM): Well I owe you something.
Neptune Salad (2:53:05 AM): For all the late night sweaty dreams you have provided.
Neptune Salad (2:53:15 AM): Actually, it's just so I can get you to play the FUCKING game.
Neptune Salad (2:53:25 AM): That is really the only reason.
Neptune Salad (2:53:31 AM): Besides, it's two years old now.
Neptune Salad (2:53:36 AM): i.e. Not expensive at all.
Neptune Salad (2:54:17 AM): And it's one of the best games ever.
Gaylord Mandick (2:54:19 AM): ikazuchi (11:55:21 PM): :-(
ikazuchi (11:55:24 PM): Im sory!
Neptune Salad (2:54:23 AM): Hehehhrhhwr.
Neptune Salad (2:54:30 AM): He's apologizing.
Neptune Salad (2:54:31 AM): HOW SWEET
Gaylord Mandick (2:54:53 AM): Because I'm just an innocent wymyn, after all.
Neptune Salad (2:55:02 AM): Yes.
Neptune Salad (2:55:11 AM): A sweet Catholic schoolgirl.
Neptune Salad (2:55:33 AM): You read that log, didn't you?
Gaylord Mandick (2:55:41 AM): No.
Neptune Salad (2:55:49 AM): GET WITH IT WOMMON
Neptune Salad (2:55:56 AM): Close all that warz shit.
Gaylord Mandick (2:56:09 AM): No.
Neptune Salad (2:56:12 AM): I should come over with an assload of money, and just take you to see
the damn movie.
Neptune Salad (2:56:21 AM): And then of course you won't watch it.
Gaylord Mandick (2:56:23 AM): I'm trying to find a good game to load.
Neptune Salad (2:56:25 AM): We'll be too busy fucking in the theater.
Gaylord Mandick (2:56:27 AM): I will :(
Neptune Salad (2:56:28 AM): Okay.
Neptune Salad (2:56:37 AM): ^_^
Gaylord Mandick (2:59:22 AM): doh :-(
Neptune Salad (2:59:28 AM): Hrhewhrewhwre :-(
Neptune Salad (2:59:35 AM): The nose is a billion times gayer.
Neptune Salad (2:59:44 AM): And what?
Gaylord Mandick (3:00:22 AM): Still reading!
Neptune Salad (3:00:37 AM): Okay.
Neptune Salad (3:00:38 AM): Hehehehe.
Gaylord Mandick (3:02:09 AM): How'd you be so cute????????????
Neptune Salad (3:02:17 AM): :D
Neptune Salad (3:02:20 AM): Hehehehehehhhehehehehehehe.
Neptune Salad (3:02:22 AM): I knew you'd love it.
Neptune Salad (3:02:56 AM):
WyvernAGFF (9:47:19 PM): They never told you about this dumb rule before? What happens if one
of your friends calls you?
Neptune Salad (3:02:59 AM): "This dumb rule."
Neptune Salad (3:03:06 AM): Granted it doesn't even exist.
Neptune Salad (3:03:23 AM): But if the only phone in the house is the business phone, and they say I
can't use it at all for personal calls, THEN IT'S NOT DUMB.
Gaylord Mandick (3:03:24 AM): It'll be great when he realizes he's gay.
Neptune Salad (3:03:29 AM):
lHeheheheheherhrewherwhrewhehehehwhreherwhrehewhwehrehrewhrewherwh yes.
Neptune Salad (3:03:53 AM): Same for jonni, that little trendy fucking pussy.
Gaylord Mandick (3:03:54 AM): *huggles*
Neptune Salad (3:03:57 AM): *huggles*
Neptune Salad (3:04:08 AM):
WyvernAGFF (9:52:22 PM): *hugs back* it's okay. Not your fault or anything. I just....I dunno. It's
been a long time since I felt close enough to someone to call them, and I don't make friends in RL
very easily.
Neptune Salad (3:04:15 AM): AAWWWWWWWWWW DON'T YOU FEEL SO SORRY FOR
HIM?
Gaylord Mandick (3:04:26 AM): In RL
Neptune Salad (3:04:32 AM): "RL"
Gaylord Mandick (3:04:40 AM): = I'm a male sexi rei.
Neptune Salad (3:04:45 AM): Hehheheeheheheehehehee.
Neptune Salad (3:04:49 AM): I've seen his picture actually.
Gaylord Mandick (3:04:58 AM): And?
Neptune Salad (3:05:00 AM): He looks dorky but just a tad more normal than most FFAGs.
Neptune Salad (3:05:05 AM): But still a loser.
Gaylord Mandick (3:05:17 AM): Is it posted somewhere
Neptune Salad (3:05:18 AM): In fact, it's even more nausiating just thinking about his picture.
Gaylord Mandick (3:05:20 AM): ?
Neptune Salad (3:05:20 AM): I have it.
Neptune Salad (3:05:23 AM): Want it?
Gaylord Mandick (3:05:32 AM): Yes
Gaylord Mandick (3:05:39 AM): I love ugli pictures
Neptune Salad wants to send file
E:\JnJthings\AGFFuxckts\Pics\AGFFuckers\Wyv-and-Lear.jpg (3:06:17 AM).
Neptune Salad (3:06:27 AM): Hrhr.
Gaylord Mandick (3:06:38 AM): But you knew that before.
Neptune Salad (3:06:49 AM): Yes.
Gaylord Mandick received E:\JnJthings\AGFFuxckts\Pics\AGFFuckers\Wyv-and-Lear.jpg
(3:06:49 AM).
Neptune Salad (3:06:55 AM): I have a lot more ugli pixxx here.
Neptune Salad (3:07:03 AM): That's him with his ex-grrlfriend.
Neptune Salad (3:07:06 AM): Who he met OVER THE INTENET.
Neptune Salad (3:07:10 AM): In fact, he met her on FFAG.
Neptune Salad (3:07:18 AM): And then SHE DUMPED HIM.
Neptune Salad (3:07:23 AM): And left him for THIS GUY
Neptune Salad wants to send file E:\JnJthings\AGFFuxckts\Pics\AGFFuckers\grega.jpg
(3:07:36 AM).
Gaylord Mandick (3:08:18 AM): Hrehwhrwehr Old Navi.
Neptune Salad (3:08:22 AM): Hehehr.
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Neptune Salad (3:08:30 AM): And they're in an anime store too, by the way.
Neptune Salad (3:08:35 AM): Notice the anime posters and tapes everywhere.
Neptune Salad wants to send file
E:\JnJthings\AGFFuxckts\Pics\AGFFuckers\horricks1.jpg (3:08:52 AM).
Neptune Salad (3:08:56 AM): This one is jonni.
Neptune Salad (3:09:00 AM): The other guy I cybered with.
Gaylord Mandick received E:\JnJthings\AGFFuxckts\Pics\AGFFuckers\horricks1.jpg
(3:09:01 AM).
Neptune Salad (3:09:26 AM): And no, even when I liked Star Trek, NEITHER Josh or I ever ended
up doing anything like THAT.
Neptune Salad (3:09:32 AM): i.e. What's in horricks1.jpg
Neptune Salad (3:09:49 AM): And we never WANTED to, and always ALWAYS thought that doing
so was fucking stupid.
Gaylord Mandick (3:10:01 AM): Hrehreh so that's Jonni.
Neptune Salad (3:10:05 AM): Yes.
Neptune Salad (3:10:07 AM): I think that's him as a kid.
Neptune Salad (3:10:12 AM): He sent me more recent pictures.
Neptune Salad (3:10:25 AM): Including one that is (UGH!!!!!!!!!!) a "Calvin Klein parody."
Gaylord Mandick (3:10:27 AM): Hrehrheh that grega is gai.
Neptune Salad (3:10:29 AM): Yes.
Gaylord Mandick (3:10:30 AM): For certain.
Neptune Salad (3:10:38 AM): Sadly, that's Greg's best picture.
Neptune Salad (3:10:50 AM): I'll send you the worse Gerg pics.
Neptune Salad wants to send file E:\JnJthings\AGFFuxckts\Pics\AGFFuckers\Greg2.jpg
(3:11:11 AM): Him with his OTHER ex-girlfriend, before DANI-CHAN :D
Gaylord Mandick received E:\JnJthings\AGFFuxckts\Pics\AGFFuckers\Greg2.jpg (3:12:07
AM).
Gaylord Mandick (3:12:52 AM): His face is plummeting to the ground.
Neptune Salad wants to send file
E:\JnJthings\AGFFuxckts\Pics\AGFFuckers\moonstar.jpg (3:13:06 AM): This one should be
sent to fat bichz in parti hatz.
Neptune Salad (3:13:10 AM): Hehehhehehhehehe.
Gaylord Mandick (3:13:34 AM): Are you sure he's not Goshmuther's secret child?
Neptune Salad (3:13:42 AM): I'm not sure, actually!
Gaylord Mandick (3:14:00 AM): I'd believe it
Neptune Salad (3:14:00 AM): You might openly laugh at the moonstar picture.
Gaylord Mandick received E:\JnJthings\AGFFuxckts\Pics\AGFFuckers\moonstar.jpg
(3:14:04 AM).
Gaylord Mandick (3:14:22 AM): No more disgust than laughter.
Neptune Salad (3:14:26 AM): Jehjehehehehehehehee.
Gaylord Mandick (3:14:56 AM): Ick now I can't eat .
Neptune Salad (3:14:58 AM): That's 16 K of pure fat.
Neptune Salad (3:15:01 AM): Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
Neptune Salad (3:15:24 AM): BUT IT'S WORTH IT, ISN'T IT
Gaylord Mandick (3:15:25 AM): Hrehrhe I know.
Gaylord Mandick (3:15:36 AM): With a nice Sunday dress!!
Neptune Salad wants to send file
E:\JnJthings\AGFFuxckts\Pics\AGFFuckers\merrybeast.jpg (3:15:51 AM): Just one last one
Neptune Salad (3:15:59 AM): Hehhehehhehe SHE'S SO RADIANT
Gaylord Mandick (3:16:55 AM): What's that Emeenem video where he's screaming and falling off a
building?
Gaylord Mandick (3:17:05 AM): It's his new song, but I forget the name.
Neptune Salad (3:17:32 AM): "The Way I Am."
Neptune Salad (3:17:35 AM): That's a good song.
Gaylord Mandick received E:\JnJthings\AGFFuxckts\Pics\AGFFuckers\merrybeast.jpg
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Neptune Salad (3:17:39 AM): The unedited version, at least.
Neptune Salad (3:17:51 AM):
I love Miguel, and I'm not going to rest until he's the most powerful man in the world. He's not a fad
like the Latin Music Explosion of 1999. One day Miguel will be able to point at you and you will die.
-Seanbaby
Neptune Salad (3:17:52 AM): HRHWEHREW
Gaylord Mandick (3:17:59 AM): Oh yeah I'll go download it.
Neptune Salad (3:18:16 AM): Go for it.
Neptune Salad (3:18:34 AM): It actually got an "okay" and "bad" review on emptyv.net.
Gaylord Mandick (3:18:38 AM): Cownan's almost on.
Neptune Salad (3:19:06 AM): Damn.
Neptune Salad (3:19:09 AM): I wish you could record it.
Neptune Salad (3:19:17 AM): Then I'd have an excuse to get your home address.
Gaylord Mandick (3:19:47 AM): And send me Poppi's aborted fetuses in a box.
Neptune Salad (3:21:10 AM): Heheehehehehehehe.
Neptune Salad (3:21:11 AM): Yes.
Neptune Salad (3:21:27 AM): I just sent the moonstar picture to Fat Chisk in Party Hats.
Neptune Salad (3:21:31 AM): CHXXIXX
Gaylord Mandick (3:21:48 AM): And spend $300 on the weight package cost.
Neptune Salad (3:22:04 AM): Hehehehhehehehehe.
Neptune Salad (3:22:08 AM): Yeah, it would be too expensive.
Neptune Salad (3:22:12 AM): So did you read all of that Wivvies log?
Neptune Salad (3:22:36 AM):
WyvernAGFF (9:50:44 PM): *sigh* Okay. I suck for getting my hopes up.
Meganchuchu (9:51:18 PM): well i should've warned you more about it....
Meganchuchu (9:51:20 PM): i'm sorry.
Meganchuchu (9:51:22 PM): *hugs*
That was my favorite part.
Gaylord Mandick (3:22:41 AM): Yes
Gaylord Mandick (3:22:51 AM): I SUCK
Neptune Salad (3:22:53 AM): Hehehehehe.
Neptune Salad (3:22:55 AM): *sigh*
Neptune Salad (3:22:57 AM): *sigh* I suck.
Neptune Salad (3:23:03 AM): *sigh* I'm so depressed.
Gaylord Mandick (3:23:57 AM): *i'm going to suck my own dick*
Neptune Salad (3:24:20 AM): Hehehhehe.
Neptune Salad (3:24:26 AM): *I'm going to fish for pity*
Gaylord Mandick (3:25:03 AM): Exactly.
Gaylord Mandick (3:25:14 AM): Is JT still a FFAG participant?
Gaylord Mandick (3:27:22 AM): Well I'm going to go watch Cownan
Neptune Salad (3:28:03 AM): He posts a few times on FFAG.
Neptune Salad (3:28:07 AM): But only as trolls, really.
Neptune Salad (3:28:12 AM): Josh makes posts to FFAG even.
Neptune Salad (3:28:17 AM): Strictly trolls
Neptune Salad (3:28:43 AM): I just sent some great FFAG pictures to Cliffy on Somethingawful.
Gaylord Mandick (3:29:22 AM): BAI.
Neptune Salad (3:30:53 AM): bii
Neptune Salad (3:30:56 AM): SUCK MY DICK BITCH
Neptune Salad (3:30:58 AM): mmmmmmmmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa
Neptune Salad (3:31:11 AM): Just leave AIM on if you're going to come back.
Neptune Salad (3:31:14 AM): Or something.
Gaylord Mandick (3:31:18 AM): FUCK YOU PAL
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Neptune Salad (3:31:30 AM): YOU FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
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