Neptune Salad (5:42:17 AM): Hey!
Neptune Salad (5:42:19 AM): Good news!
scream508 (5:42:20 AM): SOC
scream508 (5:42:26 AM): Yes?
Neptune Salad (5:42:27 AM): We found a TON of porn.
Neptune Salad (5:42:31 AM): We know you'll love it! ^_^
Neptune Salad (5:42:45 AM): Most of it involves rape!
scream508 (5:42:45 AM): Hanson porn?
Neptune Salad (5:42:49 AM): i.e. You'll really love it.
Neptune Salad (5:42:51 AM): No. :(
Neptune Salad (5:42:54 AM): But the next best thing! ^_^
Neptune Salad (5:42:57 AM): ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Neptune Salad (5:42:59 AM):
Brent079 (5:41:33 AM): I'm so tight! So horny! Need cock now!
Neptune Salad (5:43:12 AM): mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwhat
happened???????????????????????/
scream508 (5:43:22 AM): Final admittance of whiggaredly gayness?
Neptune Salad (5:43:39 AM): Hehehe.
Neptune Salad (5:43:49 AM): He's trying to claim that he's actually ten times smarter than he lets on.
Neptune Salad (5:43:58 AM): And he's pulling one over on us.
Neptune Salad (5:44:04 AM): We can't possibly tell how smart he really is.
scream508 (5:44:29 AM): Pulling THE WOOL over our eyes.
Neptune Salad (5:44:36 AM): Yep!
Neptune Salad (5:44:40 AM): His favorite movie: The Wood.
Neptune Salad (5:44:44 AM): IT HAS GUYS LIKE ME IN IT
Neptune Salad (5:44:49 AM): - Batren
scream508 (5:44:53 AM): How gay of him.
Neptune Salad (5:45:00 AM): Yep.
Neptune Salad (5:45:08 AM): He's just jealous of my insane brilliance.
Neptune Salad (5:45:13 AM): i.e. I'M INSANE, HA HA HA
Neptune Salad (5:45:18 AM): But I may also be brilliant.
Neptune Salad (5:45:27 AM): *cue up extremely loud overwrought dramatic music*
Neptune Salad (5:45:47 AM): Check this out. http://12.24.160.132/picpost/posts/263.shtml
Neptune Salad (5:46:17 AM): I have to go for a couple minutes.
Neptune Salad (5:46:22 AM): Try not to have your ISP crash.
scream508 (5:46:33 AM): I'm downloading Road Trip files.
scream508 (5:46:42 AM): Just hoping Pacifeeee won't cut them off again.
Neptune Salad (5:46:45 AM): YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
Neptune Salad (5:46:47 AM): Okay.
Neptune Salad (5:46:53 AM): And not downloading the Half-Life demo?
Neptune Salad (5:46:58 AM): WOMEN JUST DON'T LIKE GAMES.
Neptune Salad (5:47:22 AM): ALL WOMEN DO IS SIT AROUND WATCHING MOVIES.
Neptune Salad (5:47:26 AM): Sort of like me.
Neptune Salad (5:47:32 AM): Except I'm super duper katooper smart.
Neptune Salad (5:47:38 AM): KATOOPER
Neptune Salad (5:47:46 AM): BOLD ITALICS
Neptune Salad (5:47:56 AM): I could've been a really cool girl.
Neptune Salad (5:47:59 AM): It's too bad I'm male.
Neptune Salad (5:48:06 AM): Although I'd probably have ten kids by now if I was female.
Neptune Salad (5:48:08 AM): Yanno??????????????//
Neptune Salad (5:48:13 AM): BERB
scream508 (5:48:18 AM): And mrmoon!
Auto response from Neptune Salad (5:48:18 AM): %n
scream508 (5:49:05 AM): I can't sleep.
scream508 (5:49:08 AM): At all.
Neptune Salad (6:01:24 AM): BLLB?
Neptune Salad (6:01:31 AM): Why not?
Neptune Salad (6:01:35 AM): Insomnia?
Neptune Salad (6:02:18 AM): Sleep things?
scream508 (6:02:30 AM): Yes.
scream508 (6:02:40 AM): Its too hot to sleep.
Neptune Salad (6:02:50 AM): Because you are so smitten in love with me that it keeps you up all night
in the dark sweaty dank musty night?
Neptune Salad (6:02:53 AM): Or something.
scream508 (6:03:23 AM): I read that and thought it said "nut"
Neptune Salad (6:03:34 AM): The dark sweaty dank musty nut?
Neptune Salad (6:03:45 AM): YEA BABE DATS WUT MINE IS LIKE LOLROFL OMG
Neptune Salad (6:03:58 AM): OMG DUDE I JUST SAID THAT TO DIS CHIXXX HERE DUDE
scream508 (6:04:01 AM): Yes that
Neptune Salad (6:04:17 AM): That's because your thoughts of extreme hard core sex are taking over
your mind.
scream508 (6:04:29 AM): What happened????????????
Neptune Salad (6:04:33 AM): Naturally, being female, your mind is much much weaker than strong
powerful manli men.
scream508 (6:04:34 AM): TrenB was worried.
Neptune Salad (6:04:37 AM): Hehehehe.
scream508 (6:04:43 AM): Seriously.
Neptune Salad (6:04:45 AM): That's because he wants you as his sex slave.
Neptune Salad (6:04:52 AM): He wants a collection of hot intrawebbial chix.
Neptune Salad (6:05:04 AM): Seriously Trenb was worried?
Neptune Salad (6:05:11 AM): That's seriously SAD.
Neptune Salad (6:05:24 AM): He wants to steal you away from me, and become leader of the cleek.
scream508 (6:05:25 AM): He said "are you talking to Neptune????"
Neptune Salad (6:05:29 AM): Hehehehehehehhehee.
scream508 (6:05:42 AM): Not "Neepie"
Neptune Salad (6:05:44 AM): Well, you don't have to be a psychology major to understand what that
means.
Neptune Salad (6:05:59 AM): "Neepie" is what I call myself.
Neptune Salad (6:06:05 AM): When I fantasize about having secksts with MYSELF.
scream508 (6:06:06 AM): Hot sweaty nut?
Neptune Salad (6:06:07 AM): BEKUZ I M SO HOT
Neptune Salad (6:06:12 AM): Yes.
Neptune Salad (6:06:21 AM): He wants to have sexual FUCK with your tight cunny.
Neptune Salad (6:06:28 AM): CLEEK LANGUAGE
Neptune Salad (6:06:37 AM): We are just so Goddamn creative.
scream508 (6:07:48 AM): Creative?
scream508 (6:07:51 AM): True.
scream508 (6:07:56 AM): SOO could never decode it.
Neptune Salad (6:08:06 AM): Exactly.
Neptune Salad (6:08:13 AM): Because we're just so exclusive and cool.
Neptune Salad (6:08:22 AM): We're so exclusive that only people who ask can be in.
Neptune Salad (6:08:31 AM): They have to talk stupidly like us.
Neptune Salad (6:08:36 AM): Not like it's specifically stupid.
Neptune Salad (6:08:46 AM): But to everyone else, it just seems like gibberish babble.
scream508 (6:08:47 AM): Not exclusive.
scream508 (6:08:51 AM): Just not SOO dumb.
Neptune Salad (6:08:56 AM): Indeed.
Neptune Salad (6:09:06 AM): You and me are the super smart evil geniuses from HECK.
Neptune Salad (6:09:23 AM):
Soldier boy fuck girl in army so hard 01
Soldier boy fuck girl in army so hard 02
Soldier boy fuck girl in army so hard 03
Neptune Salad (6:09:29 AM): I don't know who wouldn't want to see that.
scream508 (6:09:35 AM): Soldier boy?
Neptune Salad (6:09:46 AM): Yes.
Neptune Salad (6:09:49 AM): Fuck girl in army so hard.
scream508 (6:09:59 AM): Then what is Belax?
Neptune Salad (6:10:10 AM): I don't know.
scream508 (6:10:14 AM): I don't need to ask about Tren'B
Neptune Salad (6:10:18 AM): Hehehe.
Neptune Salad (6:10:23 AM): Belac is hot for me, personally.
Neptune Salad (6:10:29 AM): So he wants in.
Neptune Salad (6:10:36 AM): THE CLEEK THAT IS
scream508 (6:10:55 AM): I think so too.
Neptune Salad (6:10:58 AM): Hehehe.
Neptune Salad (6:11:01 AM): Really?
scream508 (6:11:04 AM): Really I do!
Neptune Salad (6:11:08 AM): Hrhrhr.
Neptune Salad (6:11:12 AM): Especially since I do.
scream508 (6:11:14 AM): I remember him saying he was "bi curious"
Neptune Salad (6:11:19 AM): For a girl, you're very perceptive.
scream508 (6:11:23 AM): Somewhere sometime.
Neptune Salad (6:11:26 AM): Well, there you go.
scream508 (6:11:32 AM): Hehrwherh
Neptune Salad (6:11:38 AM): Taking the present evidence and making a perfectly logical conclusion
with it.
Neptune Salad (6:11:47 AM): Which is what the cleek is about.
scream508 (6:11:53 AM): Unlike usual wymyn actions?
Neptune Salad (6:12:02 AM): So really, there's only two people who actively participate in the cleek's
actions.
Neptune Salad (6:12:07 AM): Yes, usual wymyn.
Neptune Salad (6:12:17 AM): If I were female, I'd probably also be disgusted with other females.
Neptune Salad (6:12:23 AM): Most of them at least.
scream508 (6:12:53 AM): IE myself
scream508 (6:12:59 AM): hwehrwher to the obvious degree.
Neptune Salad (6:13:05 AM): Hehehe.
Neptune Salad (6:13:58 AM): Our goal in life is obviously to make 30 year old mothers jealous with
our hot sweaty all-night late-night demented evil demon fuckings from high fucking hell HELL.
Neptune Salad (6:14:19 AM): This is what all girls look like, right?
scream508 (6:14:34 AM): Hard on heaven?
scream508 (6:14:40 AM): I haven't even looked at it yet.
Neptune Salad (6:14:41 AM): Hehehehehe.
Neptune Salad (6:14:50 AM): DUDE IT'S A HEAVEN FOR HARD ONS
Neptune Salad (6:15:05 AM): Well there's no hard core porn in the picture actually.
Neptune Salad (6:15:08 AM): In fact, no nudity.
Neptune Salad (6:15:11 AM): Which is a shame.
Neptune Salad (6:16:05 AM): God knows I wouldn't dare show you anything with actual pornography
in it.
Neptune Salad (6:16:16 AM): Because you are a pure Xtian school girl.
scream508 (6:16:27 AM): No Betti Pages?
Neptune Salad (6:16:30 AM): With innocent happi fun time thoughts of flowers and dolls and fluffy
kittens.
Neptune Salad (6:17:05 AM):
Teen fuck so soft
Japanese girl sluts fucking
She fuck guys and play sex toys
Hardcore and bondage
Lesbian play sex in school and gym
Neptune Salad (6:17:11 AM): Such a wide variety of pornography.
Neptune Salad (6:17:14 AM): Sure is great.
Neptune Salad (6:17:47 AM): Over 1,000 tilted view pictures of topless girls blurred out while having
sex with some faceless guy with no dick.
scream508 (6:17:55 AM): No Hanson porn though.
Neptune Salad (6:17:59 AM): HANSON PORN
scream508 (6:18:03 AM): Or Hilary Clinton porn.
Neptune Salad (6:18:08 AM): Uhhhhhhh.
Neptune Salad (6:18:15 AM): My head dimmed out when you said that.
Neptune Salad (6:18:19 AM): Or typed it.
Neptune Salad (6:18:21 AM): Typed and sent;
Neptune Salad (6:18:28 AM): Either way, my eyesight dimmed.
scream508 (6:18:29 AM): Herhwehr some people think people are *that* desperate.
scream508 (6:18:35 AM): All the pawt.
Neptune Salad (6:18:38 AM): I can't imagine who would be.
Neptune Salad (6:18:40 AM): Yes.
Neptune Salad (6:18:44 AM): The evil drugs.
Neptune Salad (6:18:58 AM): Damn drugs.
scream508 (6:19:11 AM): I'm listening to Drug Ballad.
Neptune Salad (6:19:15 AM): Even if you were into that whole demoralizing of power thing, I don't
think you'd want to see her nude.
scream508 (6:19:20 AM): From EEmminem
Neptune Salad (6:19:21 AM): Drug Ballad by whoo?
Neptune Salad (6:19:22 AM): Oh.
Neptune Salad (6:19:28 AM): Because he's so cuuuuuute? ^_^
Neptune Salad (6:19:30 AM): ^_^;
scream508 (6:19:36 AM): TEE HEE
Neptune Salad (6:19:42 AM): HE IS LIKE SUCH A HOTTIE I'M GOING TO MARRY HIM
WHEN I GROW UP
Neptune Salad (6:19:52 AM): LOL LOL
Neptune Salad (6:19:59 AM): I WANT TO MARRY HIM AND FRED DURST
Neptune Salad (6:20:28 AM): I should send you War on Drugs.
scream508 (6:20:33 AM): With his chin pubes?
Neptune Salad (6:20:34 AM): It's like a ballad.
scream508 (6:20:40 AM): MMMMMM numi
Neptune Salad (6:20:40 AM): A slow hippie ballad with one acoustic guitar.
Neptune Salad (6:20:42 AM): Hehehehehe.
Neptune Salad (6:20:43 AM): Gross.
Neptune Salad (6:20:52 AM): That's sort of what I have.
Neptune Salad (6:20:59 AM): ACOOSTIC
Neptune Salad (6:21:04 AM): I mean, chin pubes.
Neptune Salad (6:21:10 AM): Ugh.
Neptune Salad (6:21:21 AM): At least THAT'S HOW YOU PUT IT.
scream508 (6:21:25 AM): Herhewhr I mean an on purpose strip.
Neptune Salad (6:21:28 AM): Us men call that "facial hair."
Neptune Salad (6:21:36 AM): Okay.
Neptune Salad (6:21:44 AM): What?
scream508 (6:21:57 AM): Herhwhre nevermind.
Neptune Salad (6:21:59 AM): Is that like a part of a guy's face that I've never heard?
scream508 (6:22:14 AM): It's either a beard or a moustache, nothing different :(
Neptune Salad (6:22:21 AM): Okay.
Neptune Salad (6:22:31 AM): I have both. ^_^
scream508 (6:22:41 AM): That's good then
Neptune Salad (6:22:46 AM): Because I am so cool.
scream508 (6:22:48 AM): Better than DURST
Neptune Salad (6:22:51 AM): Oh.
Neptune Salad (6:22:57 AM): Yeah, that.
Neptune Salad (6:23:02 AM): Keeps it nice and trimmed.
scream508 (6:23:15 AM): Thin line.
Neptune Salad (6:23:18 AM): Probably pays someone a thousand dollars to make sure his facial patch
is trimmed.
Neptune Salad (6:23:25 AM): Every day.
scream508 (6:23:37 AM): I wouldn't be surprised.
scream508 (6:23:44 AM): Because it can't be a beard.
scream508 (6:23:48 AM): That would be TOO MUCH
Neptune Salad (6:24:05 AM): It's funny how Limp Bizkit fans say that Limp Bizkit is so much better
than the Backstreet Boys, as if people who think LB sucks all think that the BSB is good.
Neptune Salad (6:24:32 AM): Yes, then Fred wouldn't look like a makeup wearing sellout TO GET
DA CHIX.
Neptune Salad (6:24:51 AM): He would actually have to be someone that didn't exist just for
appearance.
scream508 (6:24:53 AM): It's all about the he said, she said BOOOSHNISSH
scream508 (6:25:01 AM): I hate that song to high HELL
Neptune Salad (6:25:02 AM): Hehehehe.
Neptune Salad (6:25:08 AM): That song IS stupid.
Neptune Salad (6:25:22 AM): YO DON'T YA WANNA JUST GET UP SOME DAYS AND
BREAK SUMPTHIN????????
Neptune Salad (6:25:24 AM): No, not really.
Neptune Salad (6:25:34 AM): My friend likes that song.
Neptune Salad (6:25:38 AM): "Just because of what it's about."
Neptune Salad (6:25:48 AM): What is it about? Being another corporate rock star?
Neptune Salad (6:25:54 AM): A fucking whigger sellout?
Neptune Salad (6:26:11 AM): A living breathing Pepsi commercial?
scream508 (6:26:44 AM): Break bottles, drink from plastic Pepsi bottles
scream508 (6:27:00 AM): GLASS
Neptune Salad (6:27:29 AM): Fred Durst bichslapzzz grrlz if they don't buy him soda or beer in glass
bottles, so he can break them.
Neptune Salad (6:27:31 AM): He's such a rebel.
Neptune Salad (6:27:44 AM): It's like Kiss.
Neptune Salad (6:28:06 AM): They don't break their guitars because of the agression of surburban
home life.
Neptune Salad (6:28:13 AM): They did it because The Who did and it seemed cool.
scream508 (6:28:35 AM): With pounds of KICKASS MAKEUP
Neptune Salad (6:28:39 AM): Hehehehe.
Neptune Salad (6:28:42 AM): That make them look like cats.
scream508 (6:28:43 AM): Not being gay, but beacuse it was KEWL
Neptune Salad (6:28:50 AM): The drummer actually has cat makeup.
Neptune Salad (6:28:54 AM): Yep.
Neptune Salad (6:28:57 AM): It sure was cool.
Neptune Salad (6:29:16 AM): With three-note riffs throughout all twelve songs of all thirty albums.
Neptune Salad (6:29:26 AM): Including their four live albums and seven "best of" albums.
scream508 (6:29:36 AM): His last 2 responses: Brent079 (3:27:15 AM): Hmm.
Neptune Salad (6:29:40 AM): Hehehehe.
Neptune Salad (6:29:43 AM): What are you telling him?
scream508 (6:30:01 AM): That people think I'm a happi sweet Catholicck type.
Neptune Salad (6:30:06 AM): About your constant fevered nightmares about my huge cock plunging
into your internal organs?
scream508 (6:30:09 AM): And he's trying to stick up for Catholics
Neptune Salad (6:30:09 AM): Oh.
Neptune Salad (6:30:12 AM): Hehehe.
Neptune Salad (6:30:14 AM): Sure he is.
scream508 (6:30:16 AM): I don't know why.
Neptune Salad (6:30:21 AM): Me neither.
Neptune Salad (6:30:28 AM): That doesn't really make sense, in fact, you think he wouldn't care.
scream508 (6:30:35 AM): Brent079 (3:28:15 AM): Well that's kewl.
Brent079 (3:28:20 AM): I'm sure you're a very cool person.
Brent079 (3:28:22 AM): LET"S FUCK
Neptune Salad (6:30:43 AM): Where did he get that last line from?
Neptune Salad (6:30:49 AM): Because it sure looks familiar.
Neptune Salad (6:31:39 AM): You know, my most demented fantasy involving you basically has us
watching movies or TV on the couch.
Neptune Salad (6:31:45 AM): And nothing more.
Neptune Salad (6:32:11 AM): And, let's face is, THAT IS JUST PLAIN DEMENTED.
scream508 (6:32:21 AM): VERY
Neptune Salad (6:32:32 AM): Because why try to spend time with you when I could just watch you
from outside of the house and beat off?
Neptune Salad (6:32:52 AM): Which, of course, you being female, would totally accept and be fine
with.
Neptune Salad (6:33:11 AM): Whenever women catch guys watching them while they undress or
shower, they're always just fine with it and keep doing so.
scream508 (6:33:52 AM): And if it's the other way around it's haaaarrrassment?
Neptune Salad (6:33:56 AM): Haha, but of course I kid, because we all know that women are too
insecure to let anyone who wants to look at their nude body actually continue to do so.
Neptune Salad (6:34:03 AM): Yes, you got it just right.
Neptune Salad (6:34:37 AM): If a female calls a male and says "I WANT YOU TO SLAM YOUR
HUGE BLACK COCK UP MY TIGHT ASS," that's just sexual harassment, and the guy should get
a restraining order as soon as possible.
scream508 (6:35:56 AM): Trenb says "he's right about that"
Neptune Salad (6:36:00 AM): God knows we can't have women around who actually want sex.
Neptune Salad (6:36:08 AM): Because they don't exist.
Neptune Salad (6:36:20 AM): Of course he would say that, he's suppose to parrot me and agree
with me no matter what.
scream508 (6:37:17 AM): He does!
scream508 (6:37:19 AM): Already!
scream508 (6:37:22 AM): No matter what
Neptune Salad (6:37:59 AM): Yep.
Neptune Salad (6:38:01 AM): No matter what.
Neptune Salad (6:38:04 AM): Actually.
scream508 (6:38:15 AM): Actually?
Neptune Salad (6:38:18 AM):
Brent079 (5:29:22 AM): Belac kind of agrees.
Neptune Salad (5:29:45 AM): Kind of.
Neptune Salad (5:30:08 AM): But he just thinks South Park is SO FUNNY that he can't agree all the
way.
Brent079 (5:30:22 AM): While I "saw your point"-which doesn't mean I necessarily agree at all.
Neptune Salad (6:38:26 AM): He's trying to imply that he doesn't agree.
Neptune Salad (6:38:40 AM): When he actually does, but he doesn't want to say that yet.
Neptune Salad (6:38:57 AM): Because he thinks that I really WILL think he's nothing but a big
watered down carbon copy of a derivative of me.
Neptune Salad (6:39:59 AM): Dot dot dot.
Neptune Salad (6:41:09 AM): WHICH I WILL
Neptune Salad (6:41:49 AM): But really.
Neptune Salad (6:42:09 AM): Too hot to sleep.
Neptune Salad (6:42:41 AM): Well, it's time for me to imagine you sitting in your chair, sweating
profusely, your shirt clinging to your giant breasts. NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Neptune Salad (6:42:58 AM): Seriously, new ISP.
Neptune Salad (6:43:26 AM): BECAUSE BEFORE YOU KNOW I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN
SERIOUS
Neptune Salad (6:43:28 AM): NEITHER HAVE YOU
Neptune Salad (6:43:30 AM): REALLY
scream508 (6:43:30 AM): Herherh I know.
scream508 (6:43:46 AM): I've asked on an insane basis.
Neptune Salad (6:44:17 AM): Tell them if you don't you're going to marry a really ugly guy with a
billion tattoos and piercings.
Neptune Salad (6:45:36 AM): What area code do you live in?
Neptune Salad (6:46:10 AM): 206, 253, 360, 425, 509, 564
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scream508 (6:47:09 AM): I'm going to try to sleep.
Neptune Salad (6:47:17 AM): Darn.
scream508 (6:47:17 AM): Even though it's hotter than HIGH HELL
Neptune Salad (6:47:25 AM): What area code do you live in?
scream508 (6:47:31 AM): Why?
Neptune Salad (6:47:51 AM): http://thelist.internet.com/areacode/206/m-q.html
Neptune Salad (6:48:02 AM): I want to see if Pacifier is listed.
Neptune Salad (6:48:22 AM): Pacifier Online Data Service
scream508 (6:48:26 AM): 360
scream508 (6:48:30 AM): It used to be 206
Neptune Salad (6:48:35 AM): Okay.
Neptune Salad (6:48:53 AM):
28.8, 33.6, 56K(X2), 56K(56Kflex), ISDN 56K, ISDN, FracT1, T1, Frame Relay
scream508 (6:48:53 AM): BAI :(
Neptune Salad (6:48:55 AM): NII
Neptune Salad (6:49:00 AM): I mean, bye.
scream508 (6:49:23 AM): Bye?
scream508 (6:49:27 AM): ::scared::
Neptune Salad (6:49:29 AM): Or something.
Neptune Salad (6:49:30 AM): Heheheeheheheheh.
scream508 (6:49:33 AM): Okay.
Neptune Salad (6:49:41 AM): Scared of huge evil black cocks.
Neptune Salad (6:49:47 AM): KAWXS
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