Project Megan: Megan Gets Mad
While having to deal with these FFAGs and their wimpy pink erections, I also had to pretend that I still had a newsgroup life. So I did the easy thing, create a conflict. Which was easy, because FFAG is currently a battleground. All I have to do is make it look like I'm the "nice sweet innocent girl who hates trolls," and just find someone who defends my brother and I, or JT or Cypher or whoever, and then get mad at them.
My first post, where I get JUST SO MAD at someone for defending the evil trolls! Also, notice the great use of the "angry smilie." I feel that this is Megan's greatest post, and one of the best posts ever made in the entire newsgroup's history.
Another reply to James "Neo" Anderson, where I get SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!! This time, I reply to a large post of his, and without reading it, just skip to the bottom and tell him to "LEAVE OUR NEWSGROUP *NOW*" which makes the post great on several levels, giving Megan an arrogance seen only in other FFAG regs. So basically, the post itself is a parody of FFAGs themseleves, hypersensitive internet girls, and FFAGs with their low self-esteem and idiotic emotional outbursts.
I sternly request, in all lowercase, James Anderson's AIM name. He replies, telling me to e-mail him instead, which I thought meant e-mail him asking his AIM name. I didn't really bother to read his post that well.
I e-mail him asking, goofily (and out of my angry character), "what's up" with e-mailing him or some such. He sends a mail back, telling me to just say whatever it is I wanted to say to him. Of course, in his mail, he sends his AIM name (which you can clearly see at the bottom). Ha ha. I would've edited it out, but since he seems pretty emotionally sensitive too (read: babyish), I decided not to. EAT IT AND SMILE.