Project Megan: Try Not To Puke
One of the worst things about the internet is how people constantly want to pretend to do things. It's so much easier to show you the Godawfully glaring examples of that, below.
::confuzzled:: indeed. If you find yourself unable to laugh at the hilarious emotes in this log, then pat yourself on the back. If you find yourself projectile vomiting, then I apologize.
*nods* really means *head dips down because my brain is so weak that my nervous system blinks out for a few seconds*. Just thought you should know that. To me, the *nods* one is even more annoying, because it seems incredibly stuck up whenever used. It almost always follows some idiotic comment that's supposed to sound intellectual or cool. But perhaps it's just me (hint: no, it isn't, these people are morons, TAKE MY WORD FOR IT). This log also appears in another section of the project report.
The above log references a conversation with this guy, Atma. As you can tell, Atma is obsessed, going out of his way to insult people that Megan, being new, wouldn't even know anything about. In fact, Megan herself wouldn't know anything about who "Cypher" is. I do, but Megan wouldn't. Atma refers to himself as a "God of Death" or gives himself multiple other cliched titles on the newsgroup. Atma's emotes consist of death sequences which try to be gory and bizarre, but are neither.
More WACKY AND HILARIOUS emotes to test your gag reflex. *shrugs* is another commonly used emote around FFAG. It's sort of a "eh, I don't really have a soul or anything" shrug.
By the way, it's perfectly fine if you find any of these logs UNINTENTIONALLY hilarious. Except for Meganchuchu, everything she says is made specifically to be unintentionally hilarious. Or at least unintentionally amusing.