Project Megan: First Chats

When it came to setting up an AIM name for Megan, it was pretty easy. I just registered an alternate e-mail address for our account, and registered the AIM name using that e-mail address (just to be extra sure, and so I'd have a real working e-mail address for Megan).

After that, it was just a matter of getting other people's names, and staying in character. Sometimes, when I'm talking to a real person (such as ikazuchi/JT, zwon/Zach, Gid Tanner, or agentbinky/Ford), I'll paste a log from one of my character conversations. The only way you can really tell the difference is by the typing manner. "Meganchuchu" types in all lowercase except for initials sometimes, and ends most of her sentences with some sort of smilie, and says "lol" a lot. Because she's a fucking moron, of course.

My first AIM conversation as Meganchuchu, funny enough with the OTHER FFAG Megan.

The second person I talked to, and by this time I was starting to feel ill from talking to these losers. Just two conversations in. Not a good sign.

Just another loser from FFAG telling me how my sig is supposed to be. Which was handy, because I didn't have the double dashes on the sig at first to make it look like I was a newbie, but now I could have an excuse for having them in my sig anyway. Isn't that grand?

My second conversation with Sky Render. The reason I talked to him was that he liked Xenogears, and so did Megan. Unfortunately for him, Megan, and the rest of alt.games.final-fantasy, Xenogears is one of the worst games ever.

My first chat with Luke, the Sega-loving, Playstation-hating rave loser, who was message-for-message the most insanely boring person I ever talked to while under the Meganchuchu name. Apparently he thought that everything he had to say about Sega and all these obscure (and probably shitty) Dreamcast games and garage and dance music (which you know HAS to suck), was just too fascinating not to say. Also the many times I'd mention that I wanted to get a PS2, and he'd TELL me to get a Dreamcast instead, were a large part of what finally got me fed up enough to declare that I was done with Meganchuchu.

Another person from FFAG who was a Xenogears fan. Isn't that sad? And another log from the same person, this time with the file having a really good name.

Within a few days, I got to chat with the elusive Edwyn, who uses so many of those o.O emotes that... something. He was one of the massive proto FFAGs, who would always emote everything and write shitty fanfics. And he would quote The Simpsons, so people would think he was hilarious. Many of his stolen quotes from TV shows or books would end up in people's sigs, with his credit on the words. Just goes to show how stupid people are, sometimes.

A friend and I talk about me under the new name and other things about the new identity, to wrap things up for this page. This last log is especially helpful, just so you don't puke after reading all those other logs before them.

Another secret friend and I talk about my life under the Megan name.

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