Project Megan: Stupid Stories
Sometimes these stories would be so overt and idiotically hilarious that I'd wonder if these people really knew and were just making stuff up. But I knew that that's the kind of thing I would do, and that's the exact kind of thing that they would NEVER do. I seriously never thought that this identity would yield such hilarious results out of the people I befriended and then lost respect for.
Some light stuff for starters, an FFAG reg who LOVES XENOGEARS so much that he'll draw parallels between it and real events, dishes some dirt on another FFAG reg who is apparently less emotionally stable than anyone else on the planet.
A repeat from the "emotes" section, this one features the first hilarious details on some of the people I used to know. In this log, he mentions a woman/girl (not really smart enough to be a real woman) named "kali," in all lowercase since she apparently had no shift or caps lock ability, and, like Meganchuchu, typed everything in all lowercase. Which is a pretty giant trend with the more "brooding" and "artistic" females on the internet. This one believed that she was "just as sexually perverted/attracted as guys," except when the subject of sex was brought up to her, she wouldn't just be shy about it, she would be completely offended. So kali was just another internet female in denial. Leareth, Wyvern's ex-girlfriend, has a lot of respect for her, because they're all basically one giant meld of idiocy. In this log, though, he mentions some hilarious proof of kali's deep sexual denial, when he tells about how she went to an orgy to NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE. I've never heard of that before. Usually, if someone goes to an orgy, it's to have sex. But going to an orgy to not have sex? You'd have to either be shy, or perhaps a giant moron.
This guy is king FFAG. You can tell by his attitude, even. He acts like a hyperactive infant with a cocaine addiction, and emotes just about everything he thinks. It wasn't really WHAT he told me about, in this log, but just how much he told me. I knew this guy normally, without the fake identity, and he never even talked to me this much. Of course, now that I was under a female identity, I couldn't get him to shut up. He'd tell me about just anything, except of course for the whole Jonny incident with that OTHER Megan. For some reason, a lot of people always dodged that subject, said barely anything, or would start talking about it and then stop after they got the details wrong anyway. However, in these early days, the fact that any of these people would talk to me so much showed that they were buying this character. Unfortunately for them, the character was a moron who ended every sentence with a smilie. Oh yeah, and in this Greg log (Not the Lerth one), we talk about cybersex with some other loser. Most of that conversation will be covered on the "cybersex" page.
Later, after Megan's online introduction to sex, Leareth tells me some weird things about Edwyn. Why she would tell a stranger such things is anyone's guess. My guess being that she would try to impress another female by acting, as they would say, "pervy."