Project Megan: The Boring End
Whining from Wyvern about phone calls, Luke with his whole game system superiority (when console games suck compared to PC games anyway), Jonny with his endless flurry of unfunny jokes and emotes, Edwyn with the same thing, and the ten other faceless FFAGs not wanting to say anything interesting at all, things were wearing heavily on me. I dreaded knowing every night that, to keep up the project, I'd have to sign on the Megan name again, and hope one of my friends was on, so at least I'd have someone with a brain to talk to. And that barely happened.
But there were three logs that pushed me over the edge.
Jonny brags about what a loser he is.
Luke tells me he'd do anything to get me to buy a substandard system. I later cyber with him, SORT OF. In typical Luke fashion, he does everything himself, even dictating what I was supposedly doing. So I just sit there, not even reading, occasionally throwing in a moan.
Wyvern breaks my resolve. I never lose character at the end here, but I have to warn everyone reading this: this is probably the most boring conversation in the history of humanity. However, it's also hilarious. Near the end of the log, I get out of the chair, and Josh gets in so he can screw around on the internet and read movie reviews at Film Threat. I let him, just so I can get some peace, and get away from Wyvern. So while I'm gone, WYVIES writes a book about how he's sorry for no reason, JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING. Josh and I dropped in on his conversation and laughed repeatedly at him. After Josh was done with his reading I came back and said "sorry i was away lol :)" or some shit. Josh and I were both tempted to have Megan tell him "I was just away from the computer, what the fuck is wrong with you you fucking baby?" But, we didn't.
After that last conversation, I decided to myself that I was done with the Megan name. And the next day, I retired it, and begun work on these pages detailing my story.