Project Megan 2
Epilogue.
I disguised most everyone's AIM names, just because I can. A billion people wanted us to reveal this to Matt, including Ran. When they were both on at the same time, I told her to get on the Kimmi-chan "sporkofdoooom" name, and I would get on Asukawaii, and get him into a chat with a bunch of people I knew so they could observe.
Fsbitt: MATT PROJECT MEGAN CONFRONTATION IN MINUTES
I Need Clarification: PUTTING DOWN THE GUITAR!!
Entropy Stoo (6:02:20 PM): oh boy
Jhawy (6:02:25 PM): Now invite Asukawaii.
(6:02:27 PM) Jhawy has left the room.
Btren (6:02:27 PM): Btren and El Koba here
Cr8 (6:02:36 PM): Asukwaii...this is your life.
Entropy Stoo (6:02:54 PM): im getting motherhead
I Need Clarification (6:02:55 PM): someone should be in here as "FBI agent"
(6:02:58 PM) Mutharhaed has entered the room.
Mutharhaed (6:02:59 PM): okay
Entropy Stoo (6:03:25 PM): this is going to be interesting
Cr8 (6:03:32 PM): not really (
Cr8 (6:03:33 PM): :-(
Btren (6:03:37 PM): we're very excited
Boring Paul (6:03:48 PM): I'm erect
Btren (6:03:52 PM): unf
Cr8 (6:03:55 PM): are we susposed to roleplay sucking his dick or something
Boring Paul (6:04:00 PM): ~_~
I Need Clarification (6:04:06 PM): <---vampire
Btren (6:04:07 PM): major turn on
Fsbitt (6:04:07 PM): <----- no RPGing
Btren (6:04:59 PM): is Ran going to be here
sporkofdoooom (6:05:10 PM): I am
Boring Paul (6:05:13 PM): Tout.
Cr8 (6:05:13 PM): ~_~
sporkofdoooom (6:05:19 PM): I'm inviting Matt now
(6:05:21 PM) Jealous Zseni has entered the room.
I Need Clarification (6:05:23 PM): who is that?
Entropy Stoo (6:05:23 PM): <--passionately
Cr8 (6:05:30 PM): Who is Matt?
Entropy Stoo (6:05:38 PM): the pederast
Jealous Zseni (6:05:41 PM): ^_^
Btren (6:05:48 PM): ^__________^
Cr8 (6:05:51 PM): ^.^
Entropy Stoo (6:05:52 PM): #_#
Cr8 (6:05:57 PM): o_O
Fsbitt (6:05:58 PM): +_+
Fsbitt (6:06:04 PM): (clown)
Entropy Stoo (6:06:13 PM): <--^___________^
(6:06:18 PM) HidekiSenpai1 has entered the room.
(6:06:26 PM) Asukawaii Nyao has entered the room.
(9:05:16 PM) You have just entered room "PM2 Adventure."
Cr8 (9:05:22 PM): sets mode +m
Asukawaii Nyao (9:05:37 PM): WOW
Asukawaii Nyao (9:05:43 PM): http://www.geocities.com/kimmispork/
Asukawaii Nyao (9:05:47 PM): That is for Matt.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:05:50 PM): The link.
Boring Paul (9:05:51 PM): :-(
sporkofdoooom (9:05:55 PM): Who's matt?
HidekiSenpai1 (9:05:57 PM): huh?
Asukawaii Nyao (9:06:01 PM): WAT?
Fsbitt (9:06:04 PM): Wut?
HidekiSenpai1 (9:06:05 PM): (doesnt click)
Cr8 (9:06:11 PM): me doesn't click
Cr8 (9:06:12 PM): ~_~
Boring Paul (9:06:13 PM): Princess Maker 2 is fun ^_^
I Need Clarification (9:06:13 PM): haha you should check it out
Asukawaii Nyao (9:06:13 PM): ~_~
Fsbitt (9:06:14 PM): Yeah, fuck that link.
Boring Paul (9:06:15 PM): ~_~
Btren (9:06:17 PM): ~_~
Asukawaii Nyao (9:06:25 PM): please click it........... ~_~
HidekiSenpai1 (9:06:30 PM): no O_o
HidekiSenpai1 (6:06:23 PM): pm2 adventure?
sporkofdoooom (6:06:29 PM): yep ^_^
HidekiSenpai1 (6:06:51 PM): whats that?
sporkofdoooom (6:08:42 PM): omg did you see that page???
HidekiSenpai1 (6:08:47 PM): no
HidekiSenpai1 (6:08:51 PM): im not going to look O_o
sporkofdoooom (6:08:57 PM): Good because you don't want to!
Cr8 (9:06:32 PM): <--- wants you to click
Cr8 (9:06:36 PM): o_O
Fsbitt (9:06:38 PM): Who guessed this would happen?
HidekiSenpai1 (9:06:40 PM): well im not so nyah :p
Fsbitt (9:06:44 PM): Surely you didn't see it coming.
I Need Clarification (9:06:46 PM): Asukawaii - A/S/L?
Asukawaii Nyao (9:06:52 PM): 12/hot
sporkofdoooom (9:06:53 PM): me ^-^
Cr8 (9:07:00 PM): 6/f
Entropy Stoo (9:07:00 PM): I'm six
Btren (9:07:04 PM): I'm 3
Cr8 (9:07:06 PM): 2
HidekiSenpai1 (9:07:07 PM): huh?
I Need Clarification (9:07:10 PM): wow, lots of 6 year olds
Boring Paul (9:07:13 PM): Cutoff is 6. >=(
Asukawaii Nyao (9:07:22 PM): Why 6?
Btren (9:07:23 PM): -_-
Cr8 (9:07:26 PM): o_O
Boring Paul (9:07:28 PM): 5 is too young.
Boring Paul (9:07:31 PM): 6 is just right. :-)
Entropy Stoo (9:07:37 PM): 5 is just sick
Asukawaii Nyao (9:07:40 PM): What is good about 6 though?
Jealous Zseni (9:07:49 PM): I guess I'm worried about what happens if he doesn't click the link.
Cr8 (9:07:52 PM): asukawaii: their smooth, pink chest
HidekiSenpai1 (9:08:10 PM): im not clicking O_o
Fsbitt (9:08:16 PM): You pussy.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:08:18 PM): <--not clicking
Mutharhaed (9:08:20 PM): no shit.
Boring Paul (9:08:22 PM): <---vampire
Jealous Zseni (9:08:26 PM): It's safe to not click.
sporkofdoooom (9:08:30 PM): What's going on?? ;-;
Asukawaii Nyao (9:08:32 PM): Who's Moab?
Fsbitt (9:08:36 PM): It'll blow up your machine -- AND YOUR MIND!
Asukawaii Nyao (9:08:42 PM): Someone I should know? :(
Boring Paul (9:08:42 PM): Are you worried about what will happen if you click?
Btren (9:08:50 PM): I think that's motherhead.
Boring Paul (9:08:53 PM): Cause I'm worried about what will happen if you don't.
I Need Clarification (9:08:53 PM): you're kind of ruining the party if you don't click
Entropy Stoo (9:08:57 PM): yeah
HidekiSenpai1 (9:09:17 PM): *shrugs* well sorry
HidekiSenpai1 (9:09:21 PM): not clicking :P
Asukawaii Nyao (9:09:25 PM): Sowwies
I Need Clarification (9:09:25 PM): rats
sporkofdoooom (9:09:26 PM): XP
Asukawaii Nyao (9:09:29 PM): X(
Btren (9:09:32 PM): X(
Jealous Zseni (9:09:32 PM): I guess we just go straight into the group sex from here, then?
Boring Paul (9:09:32 PM): XD
Asukawaii Nyao (9:09:36 PM): Yep.
HidekiSenpai1 (9:09:39 PM): group sex?
Boring Paul (9:09:39 PM): Okay.
Boring Paul (9:09:47 PM): Who's going to be the trucker?
Asukawaii Nyao (9:09:47 PM): Yes.
Fsbitt (9:09:47 PM): Who starts?
Cr8 (9:09:50 PM): I cum in your ass and you love it GO!
Jealous Zseni (9:09:51 PM): Well you were supposed to click the link to see all the pictures
Asukawaii Nyao (9:09:53 PM): Who has the $20?
Fsbitt (9:09:59 PM): Pump #87
Jealous Zseni (9:10:00 PM): But if you don't click the link you don't know which ones are boys and girls.
HidekiSenpai1 (9:10:00 PM): uhh.
HidekiSenpai1 (9:10:06 PM): btw im not interested in group sex O_o
Asukawaii Nyao (9:10:10 PM): Oh darn
Jealous Zseni (9:10:11 PM): Yeah I figured.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:10:12 PM): Lol
Fsbitt (9:10:13 PM): Yeah, that's OUTRAGESOU
Jealous Zseni (9:10:19 PM): It's hard to keep all the stuff straight
I Need Clarification (9:10:24 PM): what if it was a group of kids?
Cr8 (9:10:29 PM): lol
HidekiSenpai1 (9:10:29 PM): i rp a lil but decided to stop O_o
Cr8 (9:10:34 PM): why?
Mutharhaed (9:10:35 PM): I am two three year olds and I am ready to party with a samoan.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:10:36 PM): Because.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:10:41 PM): Hahaha.
Boring Paul (9:10:45 PM): A group of 6 year olds getting gas on pump 666 (LOL) with 20 bucks.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:10:58 PM): o_O
Cr8 (9:11:03 PM): O_o
I Need Clarification (9:11:04 PM): a truckful of 6 year olds being hauled by a 6 year old driver
Boring Paul (9:11:06 PM): ~_~
Entropy Stoo (9:11:41 PM): If you click that link, I'll buy you a nice pair of goth boots!
Boring Paul (9:11:53 PM): If you click it I'll give you 100 gold. :-(
Asukawaii Nyao (9:11:54 PM): SB hasn't been invited.
I Need Clarification (9:11:55 PM): Who here likes panda bears?
Cr8 (9:11:56 PM): Did you know that when you are chatting with someone on AIM you can get their IP address?
Asukawaii Nyao (9:11:57 PM): Or Roop.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:12:09 PM): Wow.
Jealous Zseni (9:12:10 PM): I LIKE PANDA BEARS
HidekiSenpai1 (9:12:14 PM): umm im busy
Asukawaii Nyao (9:12:15 PM): Who likes DBZ?
I Need Clarification (9:12:16 PM): everyone who likes pandas say so
Cr8 (9:12:16 PM): And in turn, send it to amber alert so they can order a subpeona on someones ISP
Fsbitt (9:12:24 PM): Pandas here, yo.
HidekiSenpai1 (9:12:27 PM): and im not clicking, and you guys are all acting weird
Asukawaii Nyao (9:12:36 PM): No
I Need Clarification (9:12:37 PM): yeah, guys. Cut it out
Boring Paul (9:12:38 PM): Everyone who likes DBZ, change your screen name to HidekiSenpai1 right now ok GO
Fsbitt (9:12:38 PM): Yeah, it's nutty in here.
(9:12:40 PM) HidekiSenpai1 has left the room.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:12:44 PM): Aw.
Btren (9:12:46 PM): Fuck.
Entropy Stoo (9:12:46 PM): gay
Fsbitt (9:12:46 PM): Brutal.
Jealous Zseni (9:12:47 PM): You people are fucking stupid.
I Need Clarification (9:12:47 PM): well, that went well
sporkofdoooom (6:14:27 PM): why'd you leave? ;-;
HidekiSenpai1 (6:15:22 PM): because it was weird
sporkofdoooom (6:16:00 PM): Did you know about that site???
HidekiSenpai1 (6:16:07 PM): what site?
sporkofdoooom (6:16:13 PM): the one they linked to
HidekiSenpai1 (6:16:23 PM): i didnt look at it O_o
sporkofdoooom (6:18:01 PM): -_- they're idiots
HidekiSenpai1 (6:18:29 PM): okies
sporkofdoooom (6:18:48 PM): sorry for inviting you ;-;
HidekiSenpai1 (6:19:07 PM): its okies
sporkofdoooom (6:19:45 PM): if there's anyway I can make it up to you let me know -_^ *kisses*
HidekiSenpai1 (6:20:01 PM): *hugs*
sporkofdoooom (6:20:07 PM): *huggles* ^-^
Jhawy (9:18:06 PM): ~_~
Jhawy (9:18:12 PM): Start jacking him off.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:12:53 PM): He didn't seem to catch on.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:12:55 PM): To anything.
Cr8 (9:12:59 PM): What a stupid fat fucking fat piece of fat fucking shit
I Need Clarification (9:13:00 PM): lets invite him back and promise he doesn't have to click on a link, then make him
Fsbitt (9:13:05 PM): hah
Boring Paul (9:13:06 PM): I think he already read it. :-)
Asukawaii Nyao (9:13:10 PM): Maybe.
Fsbitt (9:13:13 PM): Totally. He was reading it.
Mutharhaed (9:13:16 PM): he's deleting files even as we type.
Jealous Zseni (9:13:20 PM): I think you underestimate how stupid crazy he is.
Fsbitt (9:13:32 PM): Are we going to be killed now?
Asukawaii Nyao (9:13:33 PM): I don't think he even knew who I was anymore.
Entropy Stoo (9:13:33 PM): and samoan
Cr8 (9:13:44 PM): haha
Boring Paul (9:13:45 PM): Yeah honey.
Boring Paul (9:13:50 PM): You the past.
Btren (9:13:56 PM): Me moved on
Cr8 (9:13:59 PM): someone should tell him that having sex with children isn't right and it is very wrong and disgusting
Boring Paul (9:14:01 PM): To 7 year olds ~_~
Fsbitt (9:14:02 PM): Honey the hip hop dancer?
I Need Clarification (9:14:22 PM): I think maybe the joke is on us today :(
Fsbitt (9:14:32 PM): We were outsmarted.
I Need Clarification (9:14:34 PM): Matt's Revenge
Boring Paul (9:14:48 PM): How?
Fsbitt (9:14:49 PM): He used the power of the Easter Island heads against us.
Entropy Stoo (9:14:52 PM): how can people not click on links?
Asukawaii Nyao (9:14:52 PM): I think we were outdumbed.
Jealous Zseni (9:14:56 PM): It was a mob scene. A blind guy would have gotten turned off by all that crazy-ass text.
Fsbitt (9:16:58 PM): New topic: Ran -- sex with Jhawy. When?
sporkofdoooom (9:17:12 PM): OMG SHUT UP
Asukawaii Nyao (9:17:14 PM): Yes good question.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:17:15 PM): HEH
sporkofdoooom (9:17:15 PM): *blushes*
Asukawaii Nyao (9:17:19 PM): mmmmmmm
Entropy Stoo (9:17:20 PM): somebody still needs a dicksucking
Boring Paul (9:17:32 PM): OKAY THATS ALL :-(
(9:17:33 PM) Boring Paul has left the room.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:17:36 PM): :(
Btren (9:17:39 PM): ;-;
Fsbitt (9:17:40 PM): Who was that person, BTW?
Asukawaii Nyao (9:17:42 PM): Something else might happen though.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:17:45 PM): That was Paul. :(
Asukawaii Nyao (9:17:46 PM): From uh.
Fsbitt (9:17:49 PM): Paul :(
Asukawaii Nyao (9:17:49 PM): From boringness, I guess.
Btren (9:17:50 PM): Paul "boring"
Asukawaii Nyao (9:17:54 PM): Yes.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:17:56 PM): Boring Paul.
Jealous Zseni (9:19:11 PM): Okay now would be a good time for someone who isn't Zseni, because Zseni is grumpy, to go pat Matt on the back and tell him everyone in that weird chat was acting weird.
Entropy Stoo (9:19:25 PM): *peeling your manhide with suppluent passion until the SWAT team arrives with guns shooting at me and bullets flying passionately through the air I COME ON YOUR FACE*
Jealous Zseni (9:19:29 PM): Because people like Matt sure do like to hear the obvious.
Fsbitt (9:19:31 PM): What a bunch of WEIRDOS
sporkofdoooom (9:19:39 PM): I am doign that, zseni
Jealous Zseni (9:19:48 PM): That's why you are my hero, sporky.
Cr8 (9:20:15 PM): ok
Cr8 (9:20:18 PM): i cum in your ass
Cr8 (9:20:20 PM): and you love it
Cr8 (9:20:22 PM): GO!
HidekiSenpai1 (6:22:30 PM): but i generally as a rule dont click links given over ims
sporkofdoooom (6:22:39 PM): Why?
HidekiSenpai1 (6:22:47 PM): viruses and stuff O_o
sporkofdoooom (6:23:02 PM): You can get a virus from clicking a link?? o-O
HidekiSenpai1 (6:23:25 PM): theres special scripts which will unload when you click on certain links
sporkofdoooom (6:23:47 PM): whoa! O_O
Cr8 (9:23:19 PM): ok, you click the link and get a virus and you love it GO!
I Need Clarification (9:24:54 PM): ever since the cops came around
I Need Clarification (9:25:18 PM): it got bad
I Need Clarification (9:25:24 PM): people made me click on links and shit
Fsbitt (9:25:41 PM): Click click BEWM (virus)
Cr8 (9:25:44 PM): me not do well confined ~_~
Btren (9:25:54 PM): <---Virus
HidekiSenpai1 (6:23:59 PM): anyways why did you im me?
sporkofdoooom (6:24:13 PM): I just wanted to chat
HidekiSenpai1 (6:24:16 PM): I don't mind beingfriends but im not interested in a relationship ok?
sporkofdoooom (6:24:17 PM): ^-^
sporkofdoooom (6:24:22 PM): that's ok
HidekiSenpai1 (6:24:25 PM): good
HidekiSenpai1 (6:24:35 PM): i decided the whole rp thing wasn't for me O_o
HidekiSenpai1 (6:24:42 PM): i get too carried away with it X.x
sporkofdoooom (6:25:09 PM): How so?
HidekiSenpai1 (6:25:20 PM): well, i just get weird with them O_o
HidekiSenpai1 (6:25:50 PM): make up fantasies that id never do, become someone im not ~_~
sporkofdoooom (6:26:00 PM): isn't that what rping is for? -_^
sporkofdoooom (6:26:27 PM): oh, that's cool ^-^
HidekiSenpai1 (6:26:47 PM): I think i needa go back to being normal old me, the good lil Chritian boy :P
HidekiSenpai1 (6:27:03 PM): Christian
sporkofdoooom (6:27:07 PM): XP That sounds good ^-^
HidekiSenpai1 (9:26:03 PM): hewwo O_o
Asukawaii Nyao (9:26:12 PM): Hi
HidekiSenpai1 (9:26:19 PM): what was that chat about? and why were you there?
Asukawaii Nyao (9:26:30 PM): Spork and I wanted to show you the link
HidekiSenpai1 (9:26:38 PM): oh
Asukawaii Nyao (9:26:38 PM): Its our site
HidekiSenpai1 (9:26:44 PM): well im not looking O_o
Asukawaii Nyao (9:26:48 PM): Why?
HidekiSenpai1 (9:26:50 PM): i didnt know you knew spork
Asukawaii Nyao (9:27:01 PM): Thats explained on the site
HidekiSenpai1 (9:27:19 PM): well i dun click links, and especially not if they involve you -_-
Asukawaii Nyao (9:28:02 PM): They are from spork
HidekiSenpai1 (9:28:02 PM): i still can't believe you ended up trashing me like that in our last convo ;_;
Asukawaii Nyao (9:28:03 PM): Its her site
Asukawaii Nyao (9:28:10 PM): The site explains that too
HidekiSenpai1 (9:28:22 PM): stop reffering to some stupid websiote -_-
Asukawaii Nyao (9:28:46 PM): That's what the site is there for
HidekiSenpai1 (9:28:54 PM): anyways i was stupid to have alwys rped with you
HidekiSenpai1 (9:29:03 PM): i get carried away when i rp O_o
Asukawaii Nyao (9:29:18 PM): Thats on the site too
HidekiSenpai1 (9:29:27 PM): thats nice
HidekiSenpai1 (9:29:36 PM): if you love the site so much go spend time with it :P
Asukawaii Nyao (9:29:41 PM): I did
HidekiSenpai1 (9:29:47 PM): lol
HidekiSenpai1 (9:29:51 PM): well later
Asukawaii Nyao (9:29:54 PM): Everyone in the chat room wanted you to see it.
HidekiSenpai1 (9:30:04 PM): well idont wanna see it so nyah :P
Asukawaii Nyao (9:30:04 PM): Because now everyone knows all about you, and they will forever.
HidekiSenpai1 (9:30:28 PM): knows what about me?
Asukawaii Nyao (9:30:34 PM): Everything we ever talked about.
HidekiSenpai1 (9:30:41 PM): anything i told you was all stupid fantasy. I get carried away with it
HidekiSenpai1 (9:30:43 PM): huh?
Asukawaii Nyao (9:31:22 PM): All those people wanted to see you.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:31:24 PM): Because of this site.
HidekiSenpai1 (9:31:42 PM): thats nice, but i dont care to look
Asukawaii Nyao (9:31:49 PM): You don't have to.
HidekiSenpai1 (9:31:51 PM): now please remove me from your contact list
Asukawaii Nyao (9:31:54 PM): I'm sure millions of others will.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:32:06 PM): They will be seeing and enjoying you there.
HidekiSenpai1 (9:32:53 PM): bye
HidekiSenpai1 signed off at 9:33:05 PM.
HidekiSenpai1 (6:33:44 PM): she kinda played me for months than dumped me and called me all kinds of names O_o
HidekiSenpai1 (6:33:52 PM): shes someone i thought i loved
sporkofdoooom (6:34:03 PM): that's horrible!
sporkofdoooom (6:34:10 PM): want me to kick her ass?? -_^
HidekiSenpai1 (6:34:18 PM): nah
sporkofdoooom (9:48:20 PM): I liked how he sai dyou played him for MONTHS
sporkofdoooom (9:48:21 PM): one
Jhawy (9:48:28 PM): MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jhawy (9:48:34 PM): He misspelled "weeks."
sporkofdoooom (9:42:24 PM): The naked pictures I sent were fakes. Asukawaii and I are friends and we worked together on this whole project (Project Megan) to make fun of you. The site they linked to has every log you've ever had with Asukawaii, along with logs of the both of us laughing at you. Those people in the chat think you're totally beyond fucked up, and we've been laughing this whole time about how stupid you are ^-^ If you happen to go to the site, there is KYOOTE drawing of you on the second page by cr8 of you! Also, Asukawaii is a guy. I don't think any girl could have put up with you for as long as he did. Even for the purpose of this project.^_^!
Jhawy (9:42:35 PM): ^_^
Jhawy (9:42:39 PM): Yes.
Jhawy (9:42:45 PM): Go ahead and send that to him.
sporkofdoooom (9:43:04 PM): done
Fsbitt (9:47:10 PM): So, no Matt reply still?
Entropy Stoo (9:47:14 PM): 2 DA MAXX
sporkofdoooom (9:47:16 PM): no :(
Jealous Zseni (9:47:35 PM): Fucking amateurs.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:47:40 PM): :(
Asukawaii Nyao (9:47:53 PM): You IM him then.
Entropy Stoo (9:48:01 PM): Yes. We should have joined him and reveled in the gay
Asukawaii Nyao (9:48:18 PM): He's so paranoid he won't click a link now.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:48:22 PM): His life is a living hell.
Jealous Zseni (9:48:38 PM): I'd love to IM him but I'm too busy navel-gazing.
Entropy Stoo (9:49:12 PM): is that your euphamism for masturbating?
Jealous Zseni (9:49:18 PM): Ha ha!
Asukawaii Nyao (9:49:21 PM): Yes.
Jealous Zseni (9:49:25 PM): That was really funny!
Jealous Zseni (9:49:27 PM): Ha ha ha!
Asukawaii Nyao (9:49:32 PM): Is it though? O_O
Jealous Zseni (9:49:33 PM): Also, "euphemism"
sporkofdoooom (6:50:49 PM): How about that! ^_^
HidekiSenpai1 (6:51:00 PM): sorry, i was busy
HidekiSenpai1 (6:51:06 PM): umm yeah, whatever
sporkofdoooom (6:51:39 PM): What?
HidekiSenpai1 (6:51:50 PM): I could care less
HidekiSenpai1 (6:54:22 PM): hell half the time she begged for the cyber when i said i dont want to
sporkofdoooom (6:55:46 PM): and no excuse makes up for the fact that you actually do fantasize about inbreeding and fucking little girls ^_^
HidekiSenpai1 (6:56:57 PM): actually i dont
HidekiSenpai1 (6:57:04 PM): it was only an onlline thing
sporkofdoooom (6:57:48 PM): I am sad that the project is over. Every log with you was unbelievably funny. I would have liked it if my friend could have kept talking to you as megan for months and months, but nobody would be able to put up with your crap for that long.
sporkofdoooom (6:58:03 PM): Yes Matt, you do.
HidekiSenpai1 (6:58:15 PM): my real life? Sunday ever week, near perfect Christian boy. Anything online was pure fantasy and stupidity
sporkofdoooom (6:58:27 PM): saying "I have a fantasy of having sex with my daughter and blah blah blah" is pretty cut and dry.
HidekiSenpai1 (6:58:49 PM): i was making stuff up. I normally adapt to what i think the other person may be like
HidekiSenpai1 (6:59:19 PM): anyways im not the kind of guy to be angry, so have your laughs and enjoy it.
sporkofdoooom (6:59:26 PM): We are constantly being surprised at just how stupid you are :-(
HidekiSenpai1 (6:59:54 PM): Lol. I only act stupid online. But its nice you think I am ^_^
sporkofdoooom (7:00:02 PM): Yes, it is all an act.
sporkofdoooom (7:00:06 PM): That is very believable!
HidekiSenpai1 (7:00:21 PM): pretty much
sporkofdoooom (7:00:36 PM): Well you're very good at it!
Jhawy (9:59:31 PM): He's going to try to act completely different now.
Jhawy (9:59:42 PM): And he will be like, look, I am acting completely different, I have different typing!
Jhawy (9:59:50 PM): He doesn't get the implication.
Jhawy (10:01:02 PM): He'll be afraid to be a pedophile for... a whole week!
Jhawy (10:01:09 PM): Then we'll just try doing this all over again.
Jealous Zseni (9:56:31 PM): Most incompetent sting operation I've ever seen in my twenty years on the force.
Jealous Zseni (9:56:43 PM): You rookies are lucky this wasn't a REAL fantasy.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:57:31 PM): Zseni you would've gotten your ass handed to you. :(
Entropy Stoo (9:57:46 PM): in installments
Jealous Zseni (9:58:02 PM): What, in the real fantasy?
Asukawaii Nyao (9:58:07 PM): In Gaia.
Jealous Zseni (9:58:16 PM): Oh yeah, shit. That's way street.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:58:49 PM): Ran is sinking to his level. ;-;
Asukawaii Nyao (9:58:52 PM): She is bitching him out.
Asukawaii Nyao (9:58:58 PM): And he is like NO I AM A PERFECTLY NICE CHRISTIAN BOY
Jealous Zseni (9:59:01 PM): Ran is the only samurai in the room.
I Need Clarification (9:59:01 PM): get your girl in line, yo
Jealous Zseni (9:59:29 PM): Anyway I have important self-important business to attend to, toodles etc.
(9:59:31 PM) Jealous Zseni has left the room.
Fsbitt (10:00:59 PM): Zseni wanted an instantly-assembled mob of internet loons to form a cohesive and clever ambush on some person we've never met.
Fsbitt (10:01:08 PM): And we failed.
Entropy Stoo (10:01:17 PM): Rainbow 69
sporkofdoooom (10:01:27 PM): amateurs :(
Asukawaii Nyao (10:01:30 PM): :(
I Need Clarification (10:01:44 PM): We didn't follow her lead of not saying anything at all, ever
Asukawaii Nyao (10:01:44 PM): Zseni is totally jealous of us.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:01:51 PM): And she wants to masturbate while Ran and I fuck.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:01:53 PM): But we won't. :(
I Need Clarification (10:02:04 PM): we're actually pretty good at trashing people once they've left the room, though
Entropy Stoo (10:02:23 PM): we were all distracted by his not clicking the link
Fsbitt (10:02:32 PM): He didn't click the link, and then we were supposed to all role play something.
Entropy Stoo (10:02:39 PM): it was his secret weapon of the Luftwaffe
Fsbitt (10:02:41 PM): Which would've made him click the link.
(10:12:33 PM) HidekiSenpai1 has entered the room.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:12:38 PM): Yay
I Need Clarification (10:12:40 PM): welcome back, dude
HidekiSenpai1 (10:12:46 PM): ahh dang he's gone ^_^
Asukawaii Nyao (10:12:55 PM): Too bad Zseni left.
I Need Clarification (10:13:10 PM): who left?
Asukawaii Nyao (10:13:16 PM): Matt noticed that I left?
Entropy Stoo (10:13:17 PM): Hideki is probably being played by Zseni
Asukawaii Nyao (10:13:19 PM): HE REALLY IS SMART
sporkofdoooom (10:13:28 PM): He only ACTS stupid
HidekiSenpai1 (10:14:32 PM): So where is Boring Paul?
I Need Clarification (10:14:42 PM): he split after you did
Asukawaii Nyao (10:14:54 PM): Not sure what he has to do with this.
Fsbitt (10:14:55 PM): He wouldn't click the link either, I guess.
Entropy Stoo (10:15:03 PM): hes having his child waxed
Entropy Stoo (10:15:07 PM): I mean legs
HidekiSenpai1 (10:16:43 PM): I can only see what you say sporky
Entropy Stoo (10:17:10 PM): How do you know you're not seeing the rest if you can't see it?
I Need Clarification (10:17:11 PM): he blocked the rest of us
Asukawaii Nyao (10:17:14 PM): He has everyone else blocked.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:17:15 PM): Yes.
Entropy Stoo (10:17:18 PM): or were you being obtuse?
Asukawaii Nyao (10:17:19 PM): And he doesn't even know.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:17:24 PM): He's so stupid.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:17:31 PM): AHAHAHAHHAA
Entropy Stoo (10:18:11 PM): I block everyone who sends me a link
sporkofdoooom (10:18:59 PM): You can't se what anyone else says?
HidekiSenpai1 (10:19:03 PM): everybody else here is blocked
sporkofdoooom (10:19:07 PM): Why?
HidekiSenpai1 (10:19:13 PM): i blocked them all
sporkofdoooom (10:19:19 PM): yeah no shit
Asukawaii Nyao (10:19:20 PM): WOW!!!!!!!!!!
sporkofdoooom (10:19:21 PM): but why
Asukawaii Nyao (10:19:30 PM): I was wondering why he blocked people, and now I know: he blocked them!
Asukawaii Nyao (10:19:36 PM): GENIUS
HidekiSenpai1 (10:19:42 PM): ok there.
Entropy Stoo (10:19:45 PM): that is very zen
HidekiSenpai1 (10:19:49 PM): everyone is off ignore
Asukawaii Nyao (10:19:52 PM): You can't block the FBI when they come to your house. :(
HidekiSenpai1 (10:20:01 PM): they won't come here
HidekiSenpai1 (10:20:11 PM): and theres nothing for them to find
sporkofdoooom (10:20:14 PM): You do cyber with young girls, Matt.
Entropy Stoo (10:20:14 PM): he lives in a militia forest base
Asukawaii Nyao (10:20:15 PM): They will if they are looking for child molesters.
sporkofdoooom (10:20:19 PM): That is sor tof illegal
Fsbitt (10:20:23 PM): Because the island is only accessible by boat?
sporkofdoooom (10:20:31 PM): hahahahahahaha
Entropy Stoo (10:20:36 PM): the FBI doesnt have boats
Entropy Stoo (10:20:39 PM): well known fact
Asukawaii Nyao (10:20:49 PM): Surely he could outrun the FBI anyway.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:20:54 PM): Oh wait, we all know he can't.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:21:00 PM): Because we put Matt's real pictures on the website too.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:21:25 PM): The FBI will reach into your soul.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:21:30 PM): and who says the pics igave were really mine?
Asukawaii Nyao (10:21:33 PM): And then Jesus will personally come down from heaven and judge you.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:21:38 PM): You did.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:21:49 PM): But that doesn't mena they are ^_^
Asukawaii Nyao (10:21:54 PM): Well, I know they are.
Fsbitt (10:21:56 PM): WHAT A TWIST
Asukawaii Nyao (10:21:59 PM): OOOOO
sporkofdoooom (10:22:03 PM): your brother in law can install somethign to see ALL TEXT ON THE COMPUTER but the FBI can't find out what you've been saying online?
Asukawaii Nyao (10:22:10 PM): Hahahaha.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:22:17 PM): He couldn't even figure out how to get the HIDDEN FILE.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:22:24 PM): text isnt a crime
HidekiSenpai1 (10:22:29 PM): freedom of speech
sporkofdoooom (10:22:37 PM): Wow. :(
sporkofdoooom (10:22:41 PM): just wow.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:22:51 PM): Freedom of speech doesn't protect you, sorry.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:22:56 PM): Because you are a disgusting subhuman. :(
HidekiSenpai1 (10:22:59 PM): i dont want to have sex with children.
Fsbitt (10:23:07 PM): For the record.
Mutharhaed (10:23:08 PM): True but the feds still might want to talk to your mom or your employer, what do you do for a living Matt? Day care?
HidekiSenpai1 (10:23:15 PM): no
Asukawaii Nyao (10:23:15 PM): You can tell the President "freedom of speech" on the lawn of the White House, right before the secret service shoots you in the face.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:23:20 PM): I'm a college student
I Need Clarification (10:23:29 PM): what's the deal with the panda poster?
HidekiSenpai1 (10:23:37 PM): what panda poster?
Asukawaii Nyao (10:23:40 PM): The one in your room.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:23:43 PM): That you have.
I Need Clarification (10:23:44 PM): in the picure of the guy you sent
Fsbitt (10:23:45 PM): God wants to talk to you, FYI.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:23:47 PM): huh?
sporkofdoooom (10:23:59 PM): Maybe the pictures were of a model
Entropy Stoo (10:23:50 PM): http://www.copacommission.org/
HidekiSenpai1 (10:24:00 PM): I don't have a pnada poster in my room.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:24:31 PM): what are you talking about?
I Need Clarification (10:24:37 PM): pandas
Asukawaii Nyao (10:24:38 PM): Wow I don't know.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:24:42 PM): Hey guys we must be wrong!
sporkofdoooom (10:24:52 PM): I guess there is no panda poster anywhere!
Asukawaii Nyao (10:24:56 PM): Yep!
Entropy Stoo (10:24:58 PM): I TOTALLY MISJUDGED YOU
Asukawaii Nyao (10:25:00 PM): Boy aren't we dumb?
HidekiSenpai1 (10:25:20 PM): I don't remember where those pics came from. And thats not my room
sporkofdoooom (10:25:21 PM): Matt sure is proving that he's not a big fat retard!
sporkofdoooom (10:25:23 PM): *cries*
Asukawaii Nyao (10:25:32 PM): I'M NOT A BIG FAT RETARD *CRIES*
Fsbitt (10:26:02 PM): You know how we all having several pictures of anonymous people on our computers? Well Matt used those.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:26:04 PM): Giving real pics online is stupidity
Asukawaii Nyao (10:26:11 PM): Yep.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:26:15 PM): It's stupidity.
Mutharhaed (10:26:18 PM): yeah!
Asukawaii Nyao (10:26:19 PM): So clearly you couldn't have done that.
Entropy Stoo (10:26:23 PM): but Asuka is reallt a hott chick!
Asukawaii Nyao (10:26:35 PM): KIMMICHAN IS ALSO HOT AND NUDE
Asukawaii Nyao (10:26:41 PM): Matt believed it.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:26:44 PM): I couldn't care less.
Fsbitt (10:26:53 PM): You should start caring more.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:26:55 PM): I wonder if people who care say that too.
sporkofdoooom (10:27:11 PM): Obviously Matt doesn't care.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:27:17 PM): *yawns*
sporkofdoooom (10:27:18 PM): You people are so stupid!
sporkofdoooom (10:27:20 PM): See?
Mutharhaed (10:27:22 PM): well of course you couldn't matt, your a fat retarded pederast somoan. your kind is notoriously indifferent.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:27:22 PM): He's talking about how he doesn't care.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:27:26 PM): And he is going *yawn*
HidekiSenpai1 (10:27:26 PM): Theres nothing for the FBI to find
Asukawaii Nyao (10:27:32 PM): That's what people who don't care do.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:27:51 PM): if they came all they would find is a normal guy who goes to Church every Sunday and Bible studies on weekdays.
sporkofdoooom (10:27:53 PM): You sure do sound innocent when you say that, matt!
Asukawaii Nyao (10:28:01 PM): And rapes kids.
I Need Clarification (10:28:04 PM): The way you tell who the guilty party is - look for the guy who is bored
HidekiSenpai1 (10:28:05 PM): I don't
HidekiSenpai1 (10:28:13 PM): I'm actually a virgin irl so nyah
I Need Clarification (10:28:18 PM): burn on us
Entropy Stoo (10:28:20 PM): you drive an ice cream truck for a living, dont you?
HidekiSenpai1 (10:28:26 PM): No
sporkofdoooom (10:28:30 PM): Is that including oral sex, Matt?
HidekiSenpai1 (10:28:40 PM): oral sex doesnt count
sporkofdoooom (10:28:45 PM): Oh I see
HidekiSenpai1 (10:29:36 PM): Isaiah 53:5
Entropy Stoo (10:29:59 PM): PATTY 3:15
Asukawaii Nyao (10:30:07 PM): Matt 34:32. And the Lord said unto Matt, raping kids is okay.
Fsbitt (10:30:15 PM): But he [was] wounded for our transgressions, [he was] bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace [was] upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
Mutharhaed (10:30:17 PM): is the the chapter and verse where it's revealed that jesus doesn't like child fuckers?
Fsbitt (10:30:29 PM): I need help with that passage.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:30:40 PM): you mean john, and its 3:16 but i dont know why people always leave verse 17 off. John 3:16-17 should always go together
sporkofdoooom (10:30:59 PM): Now I am *yawn*ing :(
Entropy Stoo (10:30:59 PM): Hideki: Forgive me Jebus!Jebus: NO >:(
Entropy Stoo (10:31:08 PM): passionately?
Asukawaii Nyao (10:31:48 PM): The Bible is a major turn-on for Matt. ~_~
Asukawaii Nyao (10:33:19 PM): He learned everything from Jim Bakker.
Mutharhaed (10:35:19 PM): can someone explain the circle of love to me?
Entropy Stoo (10:35:21 PM): hid: isnt it about time for you to get up in a bell tower somewhere?
Mutharhaed (10:35:36 PM): biblically i mean
I Need Clarification (10:36:56 PM): maybe Matt works for the FBI, in a weird twist
Boring Paul (10:37:07 PM): We're all under arrest.
Boring Paul (10:37:10 PM): For stealing his heart. :-)
HidekiSenpai1 (10:37:49 PM): lol
Boring Paul (10:37:56 PM): ROFL! ~_^
HidekiSenpai1 (10:38:12 PM): my hearts reserved for the one person I marry. And I mean a normal person. And a normal famioly :P
Entropy Stoo (10:40:44 PM): most normal people arent obcessed with normality
HidekiSenpai1 (10:41:25 PM): Normal is what you make of it
Boring Paul (10:41:41 PM): That sounds really stupid Matt. :-(
Entropy Stoo (10:41:51 PM): my mind is blown, but that doesnt count
HidekiSenpai1 (10:48:30 PM): I knew about the link when it was released.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:48:35 PM): Surprise!!!!
Asukawaii Nyao (10:48:36 PM): Sure you did.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:48:43 PM): That's why you mentioned it to us first thing.
Fsbitt (10:48:44 PM): Because of Slashdot.
I Need Clarification (10:48:54 PM): <---surprised vampire
HidekiSenpai1 (10:49:03 PM): no I did. I read that think awhile ago
Asukawaii Nyao (10:49:06 PM): But you won't be able to say how you knew the link.
Fsbitt (10:49:18 PM): Or when exactly he read it.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:49:19 PM): For some reason you will leave out the part where you explain how.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:49:21 PM): someone named josh posted it in his lj
HidekiSenpai1 (10:52:37 PM): http://www.livejournal.com/users/ziranath/
Boring Paul (10:52:46 PM): Is that Josh's journal? :-(
Asukawaii Nyao (10:52:55 PM): JOSHS JOURNAL REVEALED
Boring Paul (10:52:59 PM): OH NO
Boring Paul (10:53:11 PM): Really, how the hell did you get the name Josh?
HidekiSenpai1 (10:53:19 PM): my secret.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:53:24 PM): WOW!!!!!SECRET
Asukawaii Nyao (10:53:28 PM): Here's a big secret.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:53:30 PM): His name isn't Josh.
I Need Clarification (10:53:43 PM): so much for secrets :(
HidekiSenpai1 (10:53:48 PM): *yawns*
Fsbitt (10:53:48 PM): You out secreted him.
Boring Paul (10:53:53 PM): My secret is revealed. :-(
I Need Clarification (10:53:55 PM): I guess I'll give up my secret that my name isn't Josh, either
Asukawaii Nyao (10:54:06 PM): Mine also is not.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:54:08 PM): my names not matt either :\
Asukawaii Nyao (10:54:12 PM): *yawns*
Asukawaii Nyao (10:54:20 PM): We're so stupid to believe his name was Matt.
Fsbitt (10:54:21 PM): Is anyone here who they say they are?!?!
I Need Clarification (10:54:28 PM): I can;t believe you lied to Asukawaii like that :(
Asukawaii Nyao (10:54:29 PM): WE ARE ALL PROGRAMS IN THE MATRIX
Boring Paul (10:54:33 PM): SHE LOVED YOU.
I Need Clarification (10:54:38 PM): YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER
Boring Paul (10:54:39 PM): She trusted you!
HidekiSenpai1 (10:54:40 PM): matt is the most common name around :p
Fsbitt (10:54:42 PM): Sexy pedophile Matrix programs (some of us)
Asukawaii Nyao (10:54:42 PM): How could you do that to sexy Asukawaii, SHE believed in you!
HidekiSenpai1 (10:54:59 PM): lol, and it was her fantasy not mine
HidekiSenpai1 (10:55:06 PM): well his
I Need Clarification (10:55:07 PM): that's why you did all the talking
Asukawaii Nyao (10:55:35 PM): I don't remember her writing a book.
Boring Paul (10:55:11 PM): <----vampire in denial
Fsbitt (10:55:26 PM): "She wanted it"
Fsbitt (10:55:29 PM): Classic defence.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:55:42 PM): Better defense: *yawn*
I Need Clarification (10:55:57 PM): you devirginalized her
HidekiSenpai1 (10:55:58 PM): 90% of our fake cybers he begged me to do his fantasies
Asukawaii Nyao (10:56:00 PM): *YAWN* LOOK HOW ABOVE ALL THIS I AM
Boring Paul (10:56:03 PM): *yawn* = I am so totally better than this chat.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:56:04 PM): I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS
HidekiSenpai1 (10:56:05 PM): i always wanted to just talk as friends
Fsbitt (10:56:22 PM): "me not do well confined"
Asukawaii Nyao (10:56:36 PM): ME NOT DO WELL CONFINED, RAR
Asukawaii Nyao (10:56:42 PM): ME HULK YOU ASUKAWAII
Boring Paul (10:56:38 PM): That there are 5 stages that you have to go through in a trauma.
Boring Paul (10:56:44 PM): The first is denial.
Boring Paul (10:56:48 PM): That's where you are ^_^
Boring Paul (10:56:50 PM): ~_~
Asukawaii Nyao (10:56:58 PM): The last stage is being a loser?
I Need Clarification (10:56:49 PM): how long until Hideki starts saying he didn't even want to talk to her at all?
Boring Paul (10:57:13 PM): The second is anger, where you're probably going to take it out on your poor 6 year old ugly internet girlfriends. :-(
Asukawaii Nyao (10:57:20 PM): He will also claim that he wasn't so totally in love with asukawaii.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:57:24 PM): i don;t get angry
Boring Paul (10:57:29 PM): "i get EVEN"
Asukawaii Nyao (10:57:31 PM): We wouldn't like you when you're angry.
I Need Clarification (10:57:31 PM): you get arrested
HidekiSenpai1 (10:57:34 PM): actually I find this all amusing.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:57:35 PM): Hahahahahahha.
Entropy Stoo (10:57:36 PM): You get fat
Asukawaii Nyao (10:57:42 PM): You are so cool Matt!
Asukawaii Nyao (10:57:46 PM): I mean person who isn't named Matt!
Entropy Stoo (10:58:13 PM): He is the fonze hitting our collective jukebox
Asukawaii Nyao (10:58:17 PM): Yes.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:58:20 PM): AYYYYYYYYY
Entropy Stoo (10:58:29 PM): JUMP MY SHARK
I Need Clarification (10:58:37 PM): Matt, for someone who typed paragraphs to Asukawaii, you're pretty slow in the ol' chat room
Entropy Stoo (10:59:13 PM): I would think he'd be typing slower with one hand
Mutharhaed (10:58:34 PM): good thing you found those fat samoan pics to entice your sluts with.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:59:07 PM): I liked those pics.
HidekiSenpai1 (10:59:14 PM): but they arent me/
Fsbitt (10:59:25 PM): It was a good choice of disguise.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:59:32 PM): Yeah I download pictures of myself and I don't even know where I get them.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:59:38 PM): They're always of fag ugly people.
Asukawaii Nyao (10:59:44 PM): And then I send them to people and say, "that's me!"
Mutharhaed (10:59:49 PM): They still look good attached to the story, so you won't mind if they stay attached, right?
HidekiSenpai1 (11:00:03 PM): i dont care if the ydo
Asukawaii Nyao (11:00:11 PM): Hey you don't care about anything.
Asukawaii Nyao (11:00:12 PM): Wow!
HidekiSenpai1 (11:04:03 PM): I havent even done oral in forever
Mutharhaed (11:04:21 PM): ever since your mom had to move out of the last town?
I Need Clarification (11:04:26 PM): did the last guy not warn you in time or something?
HidekiSenpai1 (11:04:53 PM): *yawns*
I Need Clarification (11:04:58 PM): burn on me :(
Boring Paul (11:05:19 PM): That yawn was in bold to show how serious he is about this. O_O
Asukawaii Nyao (11:09:11 PM): Anyway I am gonna go do stuff.
Asukawaii Nyao (11:09:23 PM): C YA
Asukawaii Nyao (11:09:30 PM): Okay everyone leave the chat and then love it, GO