Project Megan 2
Act 3: The Picture Scam
Matt makes a surprise appearance here, but it's not much.
Ran decided, that since these Gaia guys seemed desperate enough for nude pics of girls (assuming a ton, first of all), all we'd need is someone's nude pics, gather them up, sell them for gold, and be done with it. I did the gathering, various whores of the cam were used, as long as they didn't have captions on their pics. There were several I already had, and some were so incredibly graphic (as I am known to be a lover of the HARD CORE STRAIGHT UP BIRTH CANAL shots) that Ran didn't think these guys would fall for it. She clearly had way too much faith in the intelligence of these Gaia guys, and it would be up to me to convince her. She showed them the pics, and they were all like, "oh my god you're so fuckin hot baby!" They figured that whoever the girl was, she was hot judging by her prominent asshole. Ran raked in the offers, the gold, and dished out the pics.
She did this by creating a seperate Gaia account (she worked out most of that, including the various account names, based off stupid zany shit that a lot of grrl anime fans resemble, hence the hilarious wacky ducks and cheese pirate SPORK reference), she'd get the gold or clothes and then send them to our other avatars. Of course, first you had to buy a stupid fucking trading pass for 500 gold, which is a TON of gold, but she made it up and then some, bought clothes for me, her, and her Kimmi avatar. A seperate AIM name was created, along with a GeoCities website for hosting pictures, since it was easier than working with e-mail or the occasionally nonfunctional AIM file transfer. We would try to sell the entire folder of pics all at once so people could go onto one page instead of having to be linked each picture seperately. After we were finished with the scam, we used the GeoCities space to put up the pages of Project Megan 2.
Sometimes I would go on the Kimmi/sporkofdooom name, but after the first day of trying to make gold deals, with Ran working the Gaia money transfer, and me on AIM working the picture transfers, I just had Ran deal with all the pics and deals, making it much easier, so she would do her work and get rich, and I would deal with Matt.
Ran's account got filled with requests for pics until eventually old ones were cleared off, since Gaia has an incredibly small limit on private messages. Or at least small for this kind of job.
That's Kimmi-chan, a.k.a. kimmispork (a.k.a. sporkofdoooom), the pic dealer account.
Here's me, changing my sports shirt for a sexy overshirt type thing, which is sexy.
Oh yeah, and Matt even made an offer for pictures. Behind Asukawaii's back! Gasp! I think I even cybered with him under the Kimmi name. I'm not going to bother checking. :(
Meanwhile, Ran posted various pics on the swarming hives of retardation known as the Gaia forums.
http://ian.go-gaia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=17611110
Okay, this thread used to be here. Apparently, surprise! There are so many posts on the board, they have to go through them and delete old ones. Ran posted many pics of me here, and people were horrified by the fact that I was wearing slippers in the pic. They were just beside themselves with disgust. Clearly, this is a good thing.
http://ian.go-gaia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=435622
She did the same for herself. These people are apparently the most good-looking people on the planet, because not even Ran is good enough for them. Can't say how much longer this will be up, so I'll just point out that almost all of them claim she is too skinny. There was another thread Ran put up of Alisa "Chan", in her fatter days, although with a nice huge fat ass. More disgust. HOW COULD THESE PEOPLE FIND ALISA'S SQUIRREL FACE UGLY THATS THE LAST STRAW.
By the way, here's a completely unrelated avatar that Ran made.
We also ran into a guy who named his dick "Wrath." We both talked to him in a chat room on AIM, Ran using the AIM name she created for Kimmi-chan.
Kuroi Honno (2:35:47 AM): ((I named him wrath so i could go around saying "FEEL MY WRATH!"))
sporkofdoooom (2:35:59 AM): lol!!!!
sporkofdoooom (2:36:00 AM): omg!
Asukawaii Nyao (2:36:01 AM): Rofl!
While talking to me, he kept referring to Wrath and calling his dick Wrath and talking about Wrath awakening and "putting Wrath into you." HE WAS SERIOUS ABOUT IT. :(
WHY CAN'T I EVER FIND A NICE GUY ;-;
We did deals with plenty of people, Ran handling the bulk. When Matt was one of our earliest customers, though, it was me dealing with it. Most of the deals with everyone else was pretty routine stuff, getting trades, confirming the gold, having them reconfirm, trying to set up a way to get the pictures to them. I talked to Matt on the kimmispork name AND the Asukawaii/Megan name, having to go from kimmi's all lowercase wacki tee hee lol stuff to Megan's slightly more uppercase Lol type of stuff. But lets face it, I couldn't split their personalities up. I wasn't going to try that hard. The most personality change I can put into these "characters" is to make them dumb (which is easy for Ran and I both after reading enough message boards and chat from anime fans). So all I did was have different typing styles. Ran was definitely better at all the wacky zany kimmichan ^.^ lol kind of thing. Anyway here's some Matt logs.
sporkofdoooom (5:21:26 AM): hiya :)
HidekiSenpai1 (5:21:32 AM): hiya ^_^
sporkofdoooom (5:21:45 AM): you wanted pics of me right?
HidekiSenpai1 (5:21:53 AM): what kind are they?
sporkofdoooom (5:22:21 AM): mostly revealing ;)
Ran (5:22:42 AM): VERY revealing
Ran (5:22:43 AM): O_O
HidekiSenpai1 (5:22:35 AM): h'mm
HidekiSenpai1 (5:22:40 AM): nudes..
HidekiSenpai1 (5:22:44 AM): you got nudes?
sporkofdoooom (5:22:46 AM): yep
Asukawaii Nyao (5:22:57 AM): Duh.
Ran (5:23:01 AM): hahahahaha
HidekiSenpai1 (5:22:58 AM): i dont have alot of gold... how much?
sporkofdoooom (5:23:07 AM): 100 per pic
Asukawaii Nyao (5:23:14 AM): Asshole.
Ran (5:23:27 AM): he's so loaded :( lying bastard
Ran (5:23:34 AM): 100??? you're so cheap :(
Asukawaii Nyao (5:23:41 AM): Should I tell him that his avatar looks pretty well off?
Ran (5:23:46 AM): yes
Ran (5:23:48 AM): say you want a jewel
Ran (5:23:50 AM): like his has
Ran (5:23:52 AM): the forehead jewels
Of course, while all this was going on, I was still trying to manage the deals. AIM was having trouble sending pics to a lot of people, a bunch of assholes kept asking for my phone number so I could have phone sex with them. That would sort of compromise our operation, so I couldn't do that. Here's one of the guys I was trying to set up a deal with. This doesn't have anything to do with the deal of course, it's just whining that I usually faced.
Del something (5:23:31 AM): i wish i was dead sexy and could sell my body
sporkofdoooom (5:23:51 AM): hehe
sporkofdoooom (5:23:54 AM): might be easier for girls
Del something (5:24:47 AM): yeah...well....me with the pickup line "hey baby, i'm hung like a tic-tac" probably doesn't help to much
sporkofdoooom (5:24:54 AM): lol
Del something (5:25:50 AM): though it does work, most realise it has to be a joke... the rest pitty me
sporkofdoooom (5:26:13 AM): aw
Back to Matt and his very specific brand of bullshit whining.
HidekiSenpai1 (5:23:38 AM): h'mm
HidekiSenpai1 (5:23:44 AM): too expensive.. 50
HidekiSenpai1 (5:24:02 AM): i can get porn on the net for free
HidekiSenpai1 (5:34:47 AM): i'll give you 100 more gold if you cam naked live on yahoo for me ~_^
sporkofdoooom (5:34:48 AM): done
sporkofdoooom (5:34:54 AM): its way too cold for that :)
sporkofdoooom (5:35:07 AM): i'd do it right now tho if it wasnt
HidekiSenpai1 (5:35:10 AM): its more gold though
sporkofdoooom (5:35:11 AM): i cant cam naked with a blanket tho
Asukawaii Nyao (5:35:24 AM): What a jerk.
Asukawaii Nyao (5:35:41 AM): Even in my most assholey moments I am not really doing shit like this. :(
Ran (5:35:48 AM): I know
Ran (5:35:52 AM): this guy is a real big jerk :(
Ran (5:35:57 AM): and so fucking cheap too
Asukawaii Nyao (5:35:59 AM): Yes.
Asukawaii Nyao (5:36:05 AM): I'm not going to cam nude for this cocksucker.
Ran (5:36:11 AM): hahaha you should
Asukawaii Nyao (5:36:13 AM): Even if I was a hot chick with a webcam I wouldn't. :(
Asukawaii Nyao (5:36:18 AM): >:(
Asukawaii Nyao (5:36:22 AM): You should cam nude.
Ran (5:36:27 AM): no you should
Ran (5:36:37 AM): we wouldn't get any gold out of him anyway
Ran (5:36:42 AM): OH BOY AND EXTRA 100!
Asukawaii Nyao (5:36:42 AM): You should.
Ran (5:36:51 AM): I made that th eother day just tryign to find my post in the forums
Asukawaii Nyao (5:36:55 AM): At least that one guy said he would send 1000 for nude pics.
Ran (5:37:00 AM): i know
Ran (5:37:07 AM): he doesn't seem so cheap compared to this guy
HidekiSenpai1 (5:37:06 AM): id rathe see you nude on camera lice
Asukawaii Nyao (5:37:23 AM): camera lice
Ran (5:37:29 AM): MMMMMMMMMMM
HidekiSenpai1 (5:37:29 AM): when u are ready to another day let me know and ill give you 100 more gold ^_^
sporkofdoooom (5:37:34 AM): another guy is offering me more than 50 per pic here ;)
HidekiSenpai1 (5:37:46 AM): lol ;)
HidekiSenpai1 (5:37:57 AM): thats because he isnt smart ;)
sporkofdoooom (5:38:02 AM): he wants 150 g per pic
sporkofdoooom (5:38:03 AM): heh
HidekiSenpai1 (5:38:08 AM): lol
HidekiSenpai1 (5:38:16 AM): hes prolly a young kid like 13
HidekiSenpai1 (5:38:22 AM): doesnt know how to get free porn
sporkofdoooom (5:38:25 AM): lol maybe
Asukawaii Nyao (5:38:37 AM): This guy is so above paying gold for nude pics huh.
Ran (5:38:52 AM): yes, way too good for that SHIT
Ran (5:39:06 AM): this fake gold he makes by surfing a website
Asukawaii Nyao (5:39:34 AM): He asked me how old I am and I said 20.
Asukawaii Nyao (5:39:38 AM): I should've said I was 8.
Ran (5:39:45 AM): major turn on ~_~
HidekiSenpai1 (5:40:47 AM): i really want to see em but im a poor gaian...
HidekiSenpai1 (5:41:02 AM): have mercy and send the rest for 200 mor gold?
sporkofdoooom (5:41:28 AM): ok
Asukawaii Nyao (5:41:37 AM): Oh he's so fucking poor.
Ran (5:41:55 AM): that jewl on his forehead cost liek a couple THOUSAND!
Ran (5:41:58 AM): i know! I want one!
Ran (5:42:26 AM): he makes shitloads of gold just reading the personals >:(
Ran (5:42:31 AM): >:O
Asukawaii Nyao (5:45:49 AM): I'm sending this guy like 6 pics
Ran (5:46:11 AM): you are HAVING MERCY ON HIS POOR PASSIONATE SOUL
Ran (5:46:50 AM): if we got really rich it's be great fo ryou to buy your girl that fur jacket that makes her look like a vampire
Asukawaii Nyao (5:47:44 AM): HEH
Ran (5:49:08 AM): FUCK this grey schoolgirl outfit looks so fucking good on this second girl >_< I migh thave to just keep her instead of the [original Ran] girl
Asukawaii Nyao (5:49:22 AM): You might have to cream yourself.
Ran (5:49:30 AM): I just might!!
Here is a bunch of supplimentary stuff from that same night, where I am almost frantically trying to keep up with all the people IMing me, while dealing with Matt and talking to Ran. If you want, feel free to skip this and go to the bottom of the page, for the next page link. Of course, you'd be missing out.
Del something (5:48:43 AM): so why did you take the pictures originally?
sporkofdoooom (5:49:09 AM): for someone ;)
Del something (5:49:17 AM): bow chikawow wow?
sporkofdoooom (5:49:28 AM): heh yea ;)
Ran (5:49:52 AM): ugh
Ran (5:49:55 AM): moron
Ran (5:50:33 AM): also, if we got rich you culd buy your girl that shirt that made her even sexier
Ran (5:50:36 AM): the button up one
Asukawaii Nyao (5:51:17 AM): Yes.
Asukawaii Nyao (5:51:27 AM): And then buy one of those double ended things.
Asukawaii Nyao (5:51:31 AM): And make your girl scream.
Ran (5:51:42 AM): I don't think that's an option yet :(
After a while, the "Del something" person was mentioning how he could draw. This is what lead up to the drawing of Ran on the front page.
Del something (5:50:47 AM): so here is a question, what should i draw?
sporkofdoooom (5:54:17 AM): um
sporkofdoooom (5:54:19 AM): i dunno
sporkofdoooom (5:54:21 AM): where?
Del something (5:54:32 AM): on paper
sporkofdoooom (5:54:38 AM): draw me :)
sporkofdoooom (5:54:40 AM): lol
Del something (5:55:22 AM): i would need a good picture of you (clothed) an di could
sporkofdoooom (5:55:33 AM): you cant draw nude? ;)
Del something (5:55:54 AM): cause how people stand and wear there clothings is very special
sporkofdoooom (5:56:08 AM): hm
Asukawaii Nyao (5:56:18 AM): I should say "how about draw my friend?"
Asukawaii Nyao (5:56:21 AM): And send him a pic of you.
Ran (5:56:33 AM): sure
HidekiSenpai1 (5:58:14 AM): *patiently waits*
sporkofdoooom (5:58:33 AM): oops i got more offers, sorry :)
Asukawaii Nyao (5:58:50 AM): This asshole. :(
Ran (5:58:59 AM): god :(
Asukawaii Nyao (5:59:02 AM): Like I have nothing better to do with my entire life than do everything he wants every second.
Ran (5:59:15 AM): for FIFTY WHOLE PIECES OF FAKE GOLD
sporkofdoooom (6:04:53 AM): actually i can just send you all the rest i have for 500
Daimaou (6:05:04 AM): how many are left?
sporkofdoooom (6:05:12 AM): about 10
Daimaou (6:05:26 AM): 10 for 500? Take an IOU? :D
sporkofdoooom (6:05:44 AM): lol
sporkofdoooom (6:05:48 AM): thats risky you know
sporkofdoooom (6:05:52 AM): i've had someone not pay
sporkofdoooom (6:05:56 AM): how much do you have?
Daimaou (6:06:15 AM): true true, right now there's 500 in my account
sporkofdoooom (6:06:27 AM): well you can pay 500 then ;)
Daimaou (6:06:30 AM): i could probably sell some stuff too
sporkofdoooom (6:06:31 AM): if you really want em
Asukawaii Nyao (6:06:52 AM): Hahahaha.
Ran (6:07:26 AM): that's the idea, daimaou!
Asukawaii Nyao (6:08:52 AM): Check your transfers just in case.
Ran (6:09:02 AM): nothing yet
sporkofdoooom (6:16:41 AM): sending email
Del something (6:16:44 AM): k
sporkofdoooom (6:16:48 AM): alright sent
Del something (6:18:06 AM): rowr for her too
sporkofdoooom (6:18:50 AM): hehe
Asukawaii Nyao (6:19:01 AM): He means you.
Ran (6:19:01 AM): uuuggghhh
Ran (6:19:09 AM): OH BOY
Ran (6:19:12 AM): TEE HEE
Matt begins to make demands on what he thinks I should do in my pictures that I am deciding to let him have. What a fucking douchebag.
HidekiSenpai1 (6:18:53 AM): id love it if you could send me a pussy shot later for free. I really want to se that last special sweet spot of your hot body ^_^
sporkofdoooom (6:19:16 AM): one of the last pics has one
Asukawaii Nyao (6:19:25 AM): What a jagoff.
Ran (6:19:36 AM): ugh
HidekiSenpai1 (6:20:28 AM): i think you should sit and spread your legs ^^;;
HidekiSenpai1 (6:20:35 AM): let a guy see it good ^^;;
sporkofdoooom (6:21:15 AM): heh
sporkofdoooom (6:21:18 AM): i cant right now
Asukawaii Nyao (6:21:28 AM): I feel so harassed.
Ran (6:21:32 AM): ;-;
Ran (6:21:36 AM): poor kimmi
Asukawaii Nyao (6:21:48 AM): ;-;
Asukawaii Nyao (6:21:51 AM): She's gettin FWUCKED
Ran (6:21:55 AM): imagine how strippers and camwhores feel :(
Asukawaii Nyao (6:22:10 AM): Well with those whores you really have to pay first.
Asukawaii Nyao (6:22:12 AM): Money guaranteed.
Asukawaii Nyao (6:22:15 AM): Then you get the pussy.
Ran (6:22:20 AM): yes
Asukawaii Nyao (6:22:20 AM): I don't really feel sorry for them. >:(
Ran (6:22:34 AM): but kimmis just tryign to make a little gold ;-;
Asukawaii Nyao (6:22:53 AM): ;-;
Asukawaii Nyao (6:22:56 AM): Whoring herself out.
HidekiSenpai1 (6:25:22 AM): if u wanna send em to be nice cool, if not i cant really afford more
HidekiSenpai1 (6:25:32 AM): but i dont mind chatting with you as a friend now ^_^
HidekiSenpai1 (6:25:56 AM): that is if you want too...
sporkofdoooom (6:25:58 AM): heh cool :)
HidekiSenpai1 (6:26:02 AM): yay ^_^
Asukawaii Nyao (6:26:12 AM): No I'm not gonna send them to be nice cool.
Asukawaii Nyao (6:26:20 AM): I told him I have four more pics but I won't send them for free.
Asukawaii Nyao (6:26:25 AM): And he's like IF YOU'RE NICE YOU WILL.
Ran (6:26:26 AM): good!
Ran (6:26:30 AM): SIGH
Ran (6:26:34 AM): then you don't want me
HidekiSenpai1 (6:29:57 AM): *wraps his arms gently around you and kisses your soft warm cheek*
sporkofdoooom (6:30:10 AM): aw :)
sporkofdoooom (6:30:11 AM): thats cute
Asukawaii Nyao (6:30:22 AM): He's trying to cyber with her.
HidekiSenpai1 (6:30:59 AM): nething you wanna know about me?
HidekiSenpai1 (6:31:08 AM): wanna know me better?
HidekiSenpai1 (6:31:12 AM): I'd like to be friends
sporkofdoooom (6:33:11 AM): hm
sporkofdoooom (6:33:14 AM): not sure
sporkofdoooom (6:33:17 AM): what can i know? :)
Ran (6:33:45 AM): god what a weirdo
Asukawaii Nyao (6:34:03 AM): Yes.
Asukawaii Nyao (6:34:07 AM): He so wants me to know about him.
Asukawaii Nyao (6:34:08 AM): Gross.
Ran (6:34:13 AM): :(
Ran (6:34:19 AM): I mean everything about him
Asukawaii Nyao (6:34:51 AM): HIS COCK SIZE
Asukawaii Nyao (6:34:54 AM): Should I ask him that?
Ran (6:34:57 AM): hey girl I just fucked out of gold and totally insulted many times and treated like garbage, DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME??? ;-; *SNUGGLES* ***SIIIIIIIGH***
Ran (6:34:59 AM): yes you should
HidekiSenpai1 (6:34:27 AM): anything you want too..
sporkofdoooom (6:34:39 AM): how old are ya?
HidekiSenpai1 (6:34:50 AM): 22
sporkofdoooom (6:35:09 AM): um... how big are you? ;)
sporkofdoooom (6:35:13 AM): i mean like... long
HidekiSenpai1 (6:35:46 AM): umm 5 1/2 -6 inches depending on erection
Asukawaii Nyao (6:36:19 AM): HAHAHAH
Ran (6:36:38 AM): act impressed
sporkofdoooom (6:36:42 AM): wow
sporkofdoooom (6:36:47 AM): thats pretty big ;)
sporkofdoooom (6:37:25 AM): what do you look like?
HidekiSenpai1 (6:37:27 AM): hehe id love to stick it in you ^_^
sporkofdoooom (6:37:33 AM): hehe ;)
Ran (6:37:49 AM): smooth
HidekiSenpai1 (6:38:09 AM): i dont have any nudes... but i'll show you my pics for the last 4 photos ^_^
Asukawaii Nyao (6:38:26 AM): Do I dare?
Ran (6:38:31 AM): YES!
Asukawaii Nyao (6:38:45 AM): I bet it's like some model.
Ran (6:38:51 AM): even funnier
Daimaou (6:39:00 AM): and it's been over a year since i've gotten laid....
sporkofdoooom (6:39:29 AM): aww
Asukawaii Nyao (6:39:42 AM): What the fuck do I say to this.
Ran (6:39:51 AM): aww
Ran (6:39:53 AM): hahahahahaha
Ran (6:39:55 AM): i love it
Ran (6:39:58 AM): aawwww, pity
Ran (6:40:19 AM): that is so sad that he has not gotten laid in a year AAWWW
Daimaou (6:39:53 AM): what about you? yo have a b/f?
sporkofdoooom (6:40:16 AM): yeah
Asukawaii Nyao (6:40:24 AM): Crush his spirit.
Daimaou (6:40:28 AM): damn lucky guy
sporkofdoooom (6:40:34 AM): hehe thanks ;)
Asukawaii Nyao (6:40:46 AM): I didn't think this guy was an asshole until now.
Ran (6:41:09 AM): anyone's a saint compared to MATT
Del something (6:41:37 AM): [pirate]arrrrrr, th emany dangers of drawing.... paper cut...owwie... lol[/pirate]
sporkofdoooom (6:42:12 AM): lol
Asukawaii Nyao (6:42:25 AM): This guy is going to draw an anime version of you.
Ran (6:42:31 AM): OH BOY!
Asukawaii Nyao (6:42:31 AM): He can't scan it until Monday though.
Ran (6:42:36 AM): aww :(
Asukawaii Nyao (6:49:00 AM): The guy fucked up sending me his pics.
Asukawaii Nyao (6:49:02 AM): The pedophile.
Asukawaii Nyao (6:49:06 AM): > ATTACHMENT part 2 image/pjpeg name=1.jpg
> ATTACHMENT part 3 image/pjpeg name=Hideki edit1.jpg
> ATTACHMENT part 4 image/pjpeg name=Webcam1.jpg
> ATTACHMENT part 5 image/pjpeg name=webcam.jpg
> ATTACHMENT part 6 image/pjpeg name=Restraunt Pic.jpg
> ATTACHMENT part 7 image/pjpeg name=meswordduoedit.jpg
Asukawaii Nyao (6:49:11 AM): He just sent me a mail with these in it.
Asukawaii Nyao (6:49:16 AM): No actual pictures.
Ran (6:49:16 AM): ugh
Asukawaii Nyao (6:49:22 AM): He sent it as a forward too.
Asukawaii Nyao (6:49:27 AM): Maybe he was jerking off so hard he hit the wrong button.
Ran (6:49:33 AM): maybe
Asukawaii Nyao (6:49:37 AM): Or he's a dumbass.
Ran (6:49:48 AM): you probably killed his erection by saying you were 20 though
Asukawaii Nyao (6:50:04 AM): Totally.
Asukawaii Nyao (6:57:02 AM): Look at that DBZ shirt.
Ran (6:57:06 AM): oh my god
Ran (6:57:09 AM): i saw
Ran (6:57:11 AM): hahahahaha
Asukawaii Nyao (6:57:11 AM): I don't doubt at all that this is him.
sporkofdoooom (6:53:43 AM): there we go :)
HidekiSenpai1 (6:54:07 AM): ^_^
sporkofdoooom (6:54:24 AM): cool
sporkofdoooom (6:55:47 AM): thanks :)
HidekiSenpai1 (6:55:49 AM): u like?
sporkofdoooom (6:56:12 AM): yeah
HidekiSenpai1 (6:56:21 AM): ^_^
Ran (6:57:25 AM): now you shoudl cyber with him and talk about grabbign his rolls and stuff
Asukawaii Nyao (6:57:30 AM): Hyrhewrhrhhrewhrehewhwrehrewh
Asukawaii Nyao (6:57:45 AM): Actually I am trying to talk to him as Asukawaii.
Ran (6:57:50 AM): doit as her
Asukawaii Nyao (6:57:53 AM): He's already like *TENDERLY KISSES YOU*
Ran (6:58:08 AM): *DBZ SHIRT*
Asukawaii Nyao (6:58:19 AM): Hurewhrhrewhrehrewhrew.
Asukawaii Nyao (6:58:21 AM): Huge shirt.
Asukawaii Nyao (6:58:26 AM): I feel sorry for the buttons.
Ran (6:58:44 AM): he ha sterrible skin :( but that is the least of his problems I guess :(
Asukawaii Nyao (7:01:26 AM): I should sign off the spork name.
Asukawaii Nyao (7:01:32 AM): And just concentrate on that pedophile.
Asukawaii Nyao (7:01:38 AM): It really ruins it when I know what they look like. :(
Ran (7:01:44 AM): :(
Ran (7:01:53 AM): you really shoudl talk about his pudgey face and rolls
Asukawaii Nyao (7:01:57 AM): Hhrhewrhreh.
Asukawaii Nyao (7:01:59 AM): No. :(
Asukawaii Nyao (7:02:06 AM): I'm the expert.
Ran (7:02:08 AM): *TENDERLY CARESSES YOUR PUDGEY FACE*
Asukawaii Nyao (7:02:11 AM): You just shut the fuck UP
Ran (7:02:25 AM): *RUNS PALMS UP AND DOWN YOUR SIDE, MY FINGERS SNAGGIGN ON YOUR MANY ROLLS"
Asukawaii Nyao (7:01:13 AM): *hugs*
HidekiSenpai1 (7:01:25 AM): *huggles tightly*
Asukawaii Nyao (7:01:44 AM): *mmmm!*
HidekiSenpai1 (7:02:18 AM): brb.. ^_^
Asukawaii Nyao (7:03:01 AM): ok
Asukawaii Nyao (7:03:38 AM): My hands hurt from the homework :)
HidekiSenpai1 (7:02:37 AM): *huggles and kissess*
sporkofdoooom (7:03:20 AM): mm
HidekiSenpai1 (7:03:44 AM): *wraps his arms tenderly aroud you and gives you small warm tender kissess*
sporkofdoooom (7:04:00 AM): heh thats cute
Ran (7:04:38 AM): hahahahahhaa
Asukawaii Nyao (7:05:47 AM): He's brbing me to try to hit on me?
TripleXpunk (7:09:06 AM): what a beautiful butt!
sporkofdoooom (7:09:18 AM): thanks :)
Asukawaii Nyao (7:09:31 AM): Don't you love it when guys say that (to you)?
Ran (7:09:33 AM): TRIPLEXPUNK!
Ran (7:09:36 AM): I do
Ran (7:09:43 AM): [my boyfriend] says "nice boobs toots"
Ran (7:10:33 AM): DOH! I'm so stupid! I signed up and read some of the forums and looked around the stores and then spent ALL of my 500 gold on a trading pass and now I have NOTHING! ;__________; please help me afford clothes!
Ran (7:10:43 AM): I posted that in the forums
Asukawaii Nyao (7:10:45 AM): What a dumbass.
Asukawaii Nyao (7:10:48 AM): Hhrhewhrhewrehe.
Asukawaii Nyao (7:10:52 AM): THAT MEANS YOU ARE A DUMBASS
Ran (7:10:57 AM): yes
HidekiSenpai1 (7:15:29 AM): cybersex isn't that hard. but it can be really great if your partner is descriptive
sporkofdoooom (7:15:35 AM): hm
Asukawaii Nyao (7:15:47 AM): Hey Ran you should listen to this guy, he knows.
Asukawaii Nyao (7:15:53 AM): He's totally got the "descriptive" part covered.
Ran (7:15:57 AM): oh I know he knows!
Ran (7:16:27 AM): he is so descriptive it is unbareably sexy
Soon after this I called it a night.